Aubrey Has Better Things To Do
Last night on "Making the Band," Diddy sort of, kind of kicked my favorite tramp Aubrey O'Day back to the gutter and out of Danity Kane. Basically, everyone in the group hates Aubrey and there can only be one mega bitch and that's Diddy! So... Aubrey might be out.
Fuck DK! They are NOTHING without Aubrey. Yes, those mysterious skin fleas that have been living on their bodies might go away without Aubrey around, but she's the star! They will sink without her! Mark my fucking words with a juicy cum shot.
Aubrey doesn't need those whiny bitches anyway! She'll become a bigger star without them holding her back. She has talents they can't even pronounce. Aubrey will go to Thailand and become world famous for shooting bowling balls out of her cooze. I bet you those jealous skeezers in DK didn't know she could do that! Aubrey will also break the world's biggest gang bang record. Take that, DK! And she won't stop there. She'll also enter the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most different kinds of STDs at one time. Aubrey is better off without them. She's going to do big dicks things!
Here's Aubrey wearing a homemade shirt at a Bowlmor Lane event in NYC last night. Does she realize that by wearing that shirt she's inadvertently telling people to vote for McCain?
P.S. - I think Ginger is so hopped up on Vicodin and NyQuil that she doesn't even know what's going on anymore. It's for the best.
"Submitted by EatShitParis on October 9, 2008 - 6:46am.
I was on the fence about who to vote for but this seals it, it's McCain in 08 for me. If these are the idiots that are "endorsing" Obama...lol!! How pathetic."
Well I was on the fence abou who to vote for but this seals it, it's Obama in 08 for me. If these are the idiots that are "endorsing" McCain...lol!! How pathtic:
Sylvester Stallone
John Voight
Wilford Brimley
Stephen Baldwin
Pat Boone
James Caan
Dean Cain
Lacey Chabert
Jon Cryer
Daddy Yankee
Robert Duvall
Clint Eastwood
Erik Estrada
Kelsey Grammer
Angie Harmon
Lorenzo Lamas
Dennis Miller
Heidi Montag
Shauna Sand
Tom Selleck
James WOods
Norm MacDonald
Rip Torn
"Submitted by EatShitParis on October 9, 2008 - 6:46am.
I was on the fence about who to vote for but this seals it, it's McCain in 08 for me. If these are the idiots that are "endorsing" Obama...lol!! How pathetic."
Wait...I'm sorry, but aren't people complaining that dems are letting celebs "tell" them who to vote for? So you're NOT voting for someone b/c a celeb is? That makes sense...
I guess you don't see that McCain's running mate is a GIGANTIC idiot.
Huge G Rection> I think that's a BIT of a stretch. Almost like the Obama/ Osama thing. Come on now. The scare tactics are not going to deter THIS voter.
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I was on the fence about who to vote for but this seals it, it's McCain in 08 for me. If these are the idiots that are "endorsing" Obama...lol!! How pathetic.
Love this ho but the head thing and roots got to go!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I don't think she looks right with blonde hair. A lot of people can do the bleach blonde look, but you can tell her eyes are fake and so is her hair without the roots. her eyes are naturally brown. I remember when she walked in with contacts on making the band. she looks so much better with brownish hair, whatever color you call it, and brown eyes i think.
lmfao, she put powder on them? wow, wtf lol....
She looks like Jenna Jamison to me.
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Hahahahaha! Yet another waste of space supporting the Little Man Child! I just love how intelligent and all-knowing Hollywood is. I pretty much do anything they say. They are all so wise and learned.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 9, 2008 - 2:32am.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on October 9, 2008 - 2:1
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What is Koo Koo Roo? Is it like a finishing school for skanks? If so, I think she graduated summa cum laude. With jam on it.
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I thought it sounded like a sushi bar.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on October 9, 2008 - 2:1
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What is Koo Koo Roo? Is it like a finishing school for skanks? If so, I think she graduated summa cum laude. With jam on it.
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She's like some white trash girl who works at Koo Koo Roo but tells everyone she's an actress.
I'll bet she has rather rank B.O., too.
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And incidentally, I think she did it to lighten the roots rather than to clean her hair, because she's got that bandanna covering the part where her roots would show around the front of her head...
Oh okay, it was discussed before I read the comments. Oops.
HA, her roots were black last time, now they're grey. She's put talcum powder on them (I should know, I have blonde hair with black roots too...ugh)...dumbass
Better things to do like what, touch up her roots?
Did anyone else wonder if Diddy could have stepped in Aubrey's dog's poop? I don't know her or the show, but he made my day by stepping in a dog turd recently...
That was a kodak moment.
Check the dog poo for DNA. You know Diddy has someone on his payroll looking for that dog.
Do you believe in such a coincidence?
Submitted by Mr. President on October 8, 2008 - 10:46pm.
She was getting way too big for Danity Kane anyway. Now she can focus on dominating the music industry and show those no-talent hacks like Britney and Beyonce how it's done.
*holding breath till blue in face*
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Now relieve the pressure.
Who is this douchy cunt with the bad roots? 6 words for this misguided ho....Nice 'n Easy Root Touch-up, ya dumb plastic beotch!! ahahaha!!
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She was getting way too big for Danity Kane anyway. Now she can focus on dominating the music industry and show those no-talent hacks like Britney and Beyonce how it's done.
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I still don't know who this girl is, and I don't think she ever was or will be relevant. That may not be baby powder in her hair. It just could be mousy brown hair with grays in it. Regardless, she needs to do her roots. And I'm so sick of 'celebritites' wearing shit and showing us who they are voting for.
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Jeezus, her again? Is she the new PP? Someone spritz her with orange soda to give her the freckle effect.
She's just nasty, and looks like she'd smell putrid. Like Day Old Butt.
How fucking pathetic do you have to be to get kicked out of a band like Danity Kane?!? Unless it is, in fact, just a way to get the girl a solo career. I never see those other dumb hos anyway.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention... diddy fired two people on two shows this week. He fired Kim on the spot on "I want to work for diddy" and then he fired aubrey on Making the band. Some funny s hit.
Why do people feel like they have to WORSHIP diddy? He's a maniac but he's right. He said, "I didnt' work hard all these years to be talked to like this by you- bye bitch!" lol
She used to be cute but now she just looks washed up. Aubrey let fame go to her head.
She was just jealous because diddy asked Dawn to help him with a few tracks and she was pissed because he didn't ask her. This bitch had the fucking cajones to tell diddy that he needs to "communicate" his BUSINESS dealings with her before he uses a member of the band, as if, Dawn and Diddy needs to check in with her. WTF?
Aubrey was so cute and sweet now her fashion sense is completely off, she "thinks" she's a diva when she's not, she hasn't earned the right. I didnt' like the way she treated Donnie Klang last season, trying to force an apology out of him because she thought they were dating when they weren't. She's out of shape big time! She makes the group look bad. I'm glad she's gone. Or at least, hope they keep it that way. Chances are, the girls will beg her back in. Remember when she and andrea used to be close? They dont' even talk anymore? Why? Because aubrey thinks she's the shit. I can't stand her now.
Okay yes i've been watching the show. I'm a loser... :(
Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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Submitted by Mish on October 8, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Why does she have grey roots?
Well. I believe she s used a tactic well-known of skanks worldwide: use baby powder when you cant be fucked to shampoo the grease out of your roots.
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Heidi Montag this time next year....DEFINITLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a joke! someone just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to ***fitnessloving.com** you know it is a fitness singles and sports lovers dating site.. so she is said to seek her darling there!
Ahaha, I watched her received the big ol' heave ho (pun intended) from Diddy last night on MTB. Now we know why she has been walking around Hollywood looking like a broke down crack whore. Homegirl is broke as a joke! When you show up to an event wearing something that your 5-year old cousin made in art clas last week...it's officially a wrap.
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 8, 2008 - 7:46pm.
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Ahahaha!! ATTENTION, DUANE READE SHOPPERS!! PUBE DYE SPECIAL ON AISLE THREE!!
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I think I watched a season or 2 of making the band and the only chick I even remember from that sh-t group is Aubrey.
What the hell are they going to do without her? Her semi-crazy antics are probably the only thing that kept them relevant (and their show, but who watches that?).
Submitted by islandgirl on October 8, 2008 - 7:32pm.
I was at the pharmacy the other day and I saw boxes of pubic hair dye. Maybe I'm just sheltered, but why would the average Duane Reade shopper want hot pink pubes?
Submitted by Mish on October 8, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Why does she have grey roots?
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Otherwise, she'd never know what color the hair on her snatch is supposed to be? :)
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Why does she have grey roots?
Well I was politically on the fence but fo sho I'm going with McCain now.
She must have the same kind of dog as me. Hair aside they are twins.
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too bad she is out of danity kane. the few episodes of making the bad I saw last year were just made by her. like when she assured diddy she was a good girl. hehe
I absolutely hate when stupid people endorse my candidate. Makes me feel ashamed, and gives the opposing party more ammunition....what an idiot
Nice roots there, babe.
I feel sorry for that poor doggie.
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Like she needs the money, her parents are loaded.
Anyway, does someone have a video of this incident? I'd like to see what was exactly said. Thanks.
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I know i worry about that poor dog, she looks like she loves the dog but i get the feeling she doesn't know how to take care of a dog and i worry about it. I hope i'm wrong though.
Submitted by boomsy on October 8, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Why do I get the feeling she's only voting for him because she likes black men?
Hell, I'd be surprised if she actually even votes on Election Day. It kind of reminds me of the whole Paris Hilton thing from the last election where she was telling everyone to get out and vote and it turns out she wasn't even registered...
Aubrey's fug from head to toe. Can Aubrey please leave that poor dog at home for once, that poor thing looks tortured. UGH!!!
I thought she was normal when i first saw her on making the band, i think she changed and it was fame that got to her. If you watch her season like the first i dunno 5 episodes ever, she seems like a cute girl and talented girl with sense. Now she doesn't seem to have any sense and doesn't seem to rely on her talent, just on getting attention period. It's amazing what fame does to people.