Brit Brit's Going Back To Court
During Brit Brit's crazy days, she hit a car in a parking lot and drove off. She was charged with misdemeanor driving without a valid California license. In order to avoid a stupid trial, Brit was offered a plea deal which would have put her on one-year probation and cost her 150 bucks. Brit's lawyer rejected the offer, so it's going to trial! Trials are fun! For us anyway.
Brit Brit's case will go before a jury on October 15th. I hope those jury members like the sumptuous scent of Cheeto queefs in the morning.
Brit Brit probably wanted to go to trial, because she misses one particular hot bitch. It could only be one person. DOLLHOUSE DUDE! Where's there a Brit Brit court case, there's a dude wearing a broke down dollhouse on his head. The court should wise up and hire DD to entertain them during recess with his stand-up routine. I can't wait! Awww....Brit Brit and DD should get married already. It's obvious that they belong together.
Below are some pictures of Our Lady of Cheetos at Wasteland on Melrose today. She's trying on silly glasses. She's 100% sane now. This proves it!
She looks pretty good, but that weave is SO TIRED! She's nearly back to her shitty pop self. How boring!
Your face!
Her eyes are so wonky and ugly.
don't care
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info in stores... american express asks for your zip. I used to cashier at the biggest store ever and it wasn't them. it was am ex. one guy got all snotty and I tried to explain it was am ex and to make sure the right person had the card. he gave the wrong zip. he spent the next 20 mins on the phone with am ex. at that time only amex did that but it could have changed by now.
as for britbrit... I thought the incident with the parked car happened before her dad took over? so she might have rejected the fine just because she was crazy and not paying attention.
Serves this hillibilly whore right!
I hope she goes to jail and rot in there forever!
so I bent over to pick up the soap and... YEEOOOWWW!!!
seventh thumbnail...PPPffffffttttt...durrr
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
Hey, man- she won THREE MTV awards AND a go kart racing trophy. Don't they get it? She is a WINNER not a loser, and NOBODY is allowed to punish her.
Won't this oxygen thief just friggin' spontaneously combust already?
She looks very beautiful,glad to see her looking not so zoned out.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hmmm I think she gave her soul to Russia and that's not a bad thing!
Seriously, how the F do they work this magic so quickly? I think she looks really good. Same crazy Britney on the outside but the packaging is definitely more like the earlier version. Man, I think most people would like to have a magic squad too.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 9:55pm.
@ Angel... you know you don't have to use YOUR name ... there's this woman I used to work with that irked me to no end. I use her name whenever I'm asked. (unless they want ID, then I agree - no way).
An american chain store here started asking for my postal code. Those poor clerks. They have no choice. I feel bad for blasting them. Do they do that in your area at all?
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Good point! I still won't do it. Camera phones ;p
Yeah, that's been happening in a lot of stores for a while. It's like market research. But here's the thing. All these stores, chains, whatever are tracking all our info...what we buy, where, what time...if it's on a card they even know where you live and your number...(not only credit cards but HBC and Optimum cards, like that - I can only think of Canadian ones, I really only shop locally and rarely in chain stores...edited to add: Air Miles!) and that information can be used for anything at any time, if the government should somehow decide that's what it wants to do.
I dunno. I'm just into freedom. Like, 'real' freedom. I mean, that information also tells them what to sell us next and how. It irks me like a Britney thread.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
She faces a tough 82 minutes in jail if convicted.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Good gravy! James Haven hopes he is not called to be on the jury! Can you imagine? First James Haven was her legal counsel and now he would be throwing the book at her? Literally. James Haven would really throw a book at her. Nasty!
What is with all these hats? Do they know how silly they look?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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so is jamie lynn preggers or what? not too bright these spears sisters..
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 8, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Oh,goody! Another media circus starring the head clown of Cheetoes. She should have paid the lousy fine and stayed the fuck home.
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I'm starting to wonder now if maybe having something on her record might impact something else she has going on?
It doesn't make any sense otherwise. Except for the greedy lawyer angle, but her father is in charge right?
Something is missing from this story.
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@ Angel... you know you don't have to use YOUR name ... there's this woman I used to work with that irked me to no end. I use her name whenever I'm asked. (unless they want ID, then I agree - no way).
An american chain store here started asking for my postal code. Those poor clerks. They have no choice. I feel bad for blasting them. Do they do that in your area at all?
Was in seattle years ago and my bf used to give out ANY info he was asked for in stores. I'd have little tantrums!
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Oh,goody! Another media circus starring the head clown of Cheetoes. She should have paid the lousy fine and stayed the fuck home. Dolt.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 8:41pm.
For all you Canadians out there ...
When I first saw the thumbnail pictures I thought her body guard was Stephen Harper. AHHH!
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Stephen Harper doesn't care about artists.
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But he is worried about al qaida! Any member of the public that wishes to attend a rally tonight in Vanc MUST pre register and will likely be asked to present ID at the door before getting in. 'cause you know al qaida can't produce fake ID.
grrr rant huff.
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Just so they can keep track of you, luv. That's why I don't sign petitions or do rallys that require ID. No fucking way I'm gonna be on some list of discontented in this fucked up "Democracy" in which we live....
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Worthless. Selfish. Bitch.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 8:41pm.
For all you Canadians out there ...
When I first saw the thumbnail pictures I thought her body guard was Stephen Harper. AHHH!
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Stephen Harper doesn't care about artists.
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But he is worried about al qaida! Any member of the public that wishes to attend a rally tonight in Vanc MUST pre register and will likely be asked to present ID at the door before getting in. 'cause you know al qaida can't produce fake ID.
grrr rant huff.
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fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
PS. She's riding makeup artistry from the nineties. The girl is not very good at progress...
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Make up question -
When you put eyeliner on, shouldn't do ALL the eye? All the above and underneath part?
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Actually, I only do half to three quarters of the top with a line that gets thicker towards the edge. But I have NICE eyes so it works:)
Britney's got some messed up eyes. I know - I've photoshopped them.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by simoneenomis on October 8, 2008 - 8:04pm.
For all you Canadians out there ...
When I first saw the thumbnail pictures I thought her body guard was Stephen Harper. AHHH!
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Stephen Harper doesn't care about artists.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Aw, I see Dollhouse Dude all the time on Sunset. He looks so sad, he needs Ty Pennington to Extreme Makeover that shit! Come on, Dollhouse Dude! If Britney can comb the cheeto flakes out of her weave, you can spruce up your hat!
Submitted by roline on October 8, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Reported you stupid FUCK! Move on to Perez or somewhere that gives a shit. Thats where you need to move YOUR eyes twat.
I HATE SPAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by roline on October 8, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Reported you stupid FUCK! Move on to Perez or somewhere that gives a shit. Thats where you need to move YOUR eyes twat.
I HATE SPAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Sure Britney is well and PeePaw Spears is in charge. That's why they let some shyster convince them to walk away from a $150 fine and pay him $1M to represent her at trial to avoid the embarrassment of a misdemeanor on her record. Wouldn't want Britney to be embarrassed. Wait. Is she capable of being embarrassed? Are any of these shameless Hollywood slobs?
Is it wrong that I giggle a little bit inside when I remember the Frapp bloat she used to have? When I saw that 2000 VMA performance (the one with the nude bodysuit)I would have killed to have abs like that. I gotta hand it to her though, girl is reclaiming her "sexy".
Xtina is still better.:)
Hola, DAE!
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Submitted by simoneenomis on October 8, 2008 - 8:04pm.
For all you Canadians out there ...
When I first saw the thumbnail pictures I thought her body guard was Stephen Harper. AHHH!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
What a promotion! God knows he'd probably be more useful as her bodyguard.
For all you Canadians out there ...
When I first saw the thumbnail pictures I thought her body guard was Stephen Harper. AHHH!
Who chooses going to trial over paying $150?
Its not like she has to try to keep her name is tabloids.
I think everyone has already said every reason to dislike Britney a million times over, but I just have to add how I cant stand her fake accent. Just like Jessica Simpson's trashy ass, They fake out their southern accents whenever they think its cute, which its fucking not.
No one in Texas can stand Jessica Simpson and that's fucking saying something because a big portion of this state still supports President Bush.
Off topic yes, just wanted to put it out there.
@ Aunt Bea and Hotmami (good to see you again BTW)
Thanks for the info. I hardly use make up, so I don't have a clue about these things.
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Wow, she looks old. She looks kind of pretty, but old, you know? Once again, I am grateful for my sedate, functional life.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 8, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 8, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Yeah but he's not nice about Denise - and neither are we. Her ego is so over inflated that she probably just thinks we are all jealous of her.
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Its all over her head, believe me...shes not the brightest.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
re the comments about Denise Richards/other fame whores reading this site:
Love to think it's true, because then, when a deranged "fan" starts posting like [insert star/famewhore's name here] is pure as driven snow and "ur jus jellis loosrs," I'll know it's said famewhore in love with googling his/her own name snapping at the reality check :)
Everytime I see this chick I just want to get my tweezers and go to town on her eyebrows. Those above the arch hairs just drive me crazy.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 7:37pm.
I always put it on the top and bottom. But then, I'm an eyeliner freak,so...
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Not always....there are lots of tricks for different shapes of eyes. Hers are droopy she shouldn't have eyeliner under the eyes IMO and with all the makeup artists she deals with she should know this by now.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 8, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Yeah but he's not nice about Denise - and neither are we. Her ego is so over inflated that she probably just thinks we are all jealous of her.
Make up question -
When you put eyeliner on, shouldn't do ALL the eye? All the above and underneath part?
Like this?
http://thecreme.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/library-1145.jpg
Not just half way? (Like Unfitney in the main pic)
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
IG, I will indeed~ I miss the slot socks, tennis cans and green beens. I miss calling county and the blue car. Sofa batteries, all of that shit.
I cannot wait for this Third Coming of the Crazy Train. I think it will be stellar. One can only hope...
Bea, she reads EVERYthing online to do with her. Shes a gossip monger big time. Me thinks she like MK because he post about Irv. We all love Irv!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I remain reasonably sure that she suffers from a mild case of fetal alchohol syndrome. I really would like to meet with her parents but I would put a couple large down that Shitney was conceived in the shithouse of some Honky Tonk bar. Her daddy should have left her on the floor.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 8, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I'm enjoying it so far....can't wait for my family to get here. My hubby's gonna love it.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
I thought Twatney's lawyer was a idiot at first, but then I realized he KNOWS full well his client will do something stupid and violate her probation. Stay out of legal trouble for a year? HA! All or nothing!
Balenciaga, when Shitters goes off the rails again (3...2...1...), I know you'll be waxing poetic. ♥
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You might get what you're after.
Paris for president part II (video)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06ae3d8563
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Hotmami, you lucky biatch!! I LOVED Japan! We went there several times when we lived in S. Korea. The time difference is a killer though. You need to come around more often! *sets alarm clock to wake you up*
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 8, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Bea~
I know Denise Richards does. Fer sure.
My hubby's loading the dishwasher as I sit with a cocktail having my DListed fix. Damn...I trained him so well. LOL! He is a guuuuuuuud man!
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No!!!!!
LOL - she must want to die!
You did train him well - good for you!
Bea~
I know Denise Richards does. Fer sure.
My hubby's loading the dishwasher as I sit with a cocktail having my DListed fix. Damn...I trained him so well. LOL! He is a guuuuuuuud man!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I wonder if any celebrity's come in here? Other then our beloved James Haven.