Brit Brit's Going Back To Court
During Brit Brit's crazy days, she hit a car in a parking lot and drove off. She was charged with misdemeanor driving without a valid California license. In order to avoid a stupid trial, Brit was offered a plea deal which would have put her on one-year probation and cost her 150 bucks. Brit's lawyer rejected the offer, so it's going to trial! Trials are fun! For us anyway.
Brit Brit's case will go before a jury on October 15th. I hope those jury members like the sumptuous scent of Cheeto queefs in the morning.
Brit Brit probably wanted to go to trial, because she misses one particular hot bitch. It could only be one person. DOLLHOUSE DUDE! Where's there a Brit Brit court case, there's a dude wearing a broke down dollhouse on his head. The court should wise up and hire DD to entertain them during recess with his stand-up routine. I can't wait! Awww....Brit Brit and DD should get married already. It's obvious that they belong together.
Below are some pictures of Our Lady of Cheetos at Wasteland on Melrose today. She's trying on silly glasses. She's 100% sane now. This proves it!
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Island~
BWHAAHAAHAAAAA!! Thanks for the compliment and having my back you crazy HO! Muah!
xoxox
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
oh, for the say something nice crowd, here goes:
Her weave looks clean -- askew, but clean.
Island Girl!!! Hey, bitch! I'm in Japan now. I don't have a lot of time to post anymore. I still read the posts and the comments, but I don't really post anymore. Man, I miss all you crazy sluts!
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
lawd...She's like the Where Are They Now celeb who refuses to leave. Rising and falling with the two Bush terms, still trying to crawl out of the sewer and slap some poo on us, just like the far fundie right./sorry y'all, been out doing voters reg all week, can't step off the politics yet.
Balenciaga, I thought you showed the utmost restraint!! :-)
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TITS~
I havent met you yet, and no, Im not angry, ask anyone here. But for me saying something nice, Ill say that at least she didnt run over anyone on her little spree to Claires to buy her juulreey!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I hate this stupid twat.
Hotmami?? *blinks* Nice to see you!
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
*sigh* I miss the pink wig times.
I do like her "Womanizah" song. *runs away*
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Britney life must be sooo strange. I mean she was bat shit crazy less than a year a go and now she is acting as though nothing has happened? Who ever got a hold of her is just amazing and needs to work his/her magic on half of Hollywood.
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Oh Lawdy! Rugby Guys!
Submitted by jim on October 8, 2008 - 6:42pm.
LOL - NOW tell us what you REALLY think
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 8, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Angry much? Come on ... say something nice. I know you can.
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Dumb whore has lost her nails too. God, can she even dress herself? Burn that hat!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by Salem13 on October 8, 2008 - 6:41pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes:
Christmas hmmm, isn't that when the dads conservatorship ends?
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If the judge think she's sane enough to look after herself...That's a good point, what's thye betting that why, she did all that "i'm a nice person" bull shit in NYC? and why she has a new shitty album out...she's trying to prove she's sane, so the conservatorship will end!
or maybe i'm thinking about this too much...
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 8, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Our Lady of Cheetos has droopy eyes. She should never wear eyeliner underneath.
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She has fucking FAS. Her hillbilly parents probably concived the whore after a night of smoking backwoods weed from two possum toenails wired together to be a joint clip. Swamp sow...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
poor thing. she STILL has the dead eyes of roadkill.
@ Sandbitch
I was born nor far from Luton! Milton Keynes.
@ Rosemary
To be fair, Unfitney did not make the decision - her lawyer did.
According to documents released last week, Britney is still "unable to participate meaningfully in her defense."
"He's [Unfitney's lawyer] not going to cop a plea to a criminal offense," reports
From BH
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
In true form with her pink pill purse and her scissor bumping assistant. They are doing the shimmy in the shag I just KNOW it!!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
this reminds me of the old comedy routine where a guy is fined him $3 for littering. his lawyer will fight this! many trials later the man is broke and in jail while the lawyer is rich. the man keeps pleading "pay the $3!"
THANKS YOU FUCKING NO TALENT WORTHLESS TRASH SKANK FOR WASTING MINE AND THE REST OF SO. CAL.'S TAX DOLLARS OVER 150$ AND A MARK ON YOUR RECORD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE YOU SHITHEAD!!I KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE YOUR SHITTY ALBUM OF NOISE IS DONE AND YOU DO IS GO "OH" AND "UH" AND YOUR LYRICS ARE DONE AND THE REST IS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING LOUD BEATS WITH THE SAME FUCKING STUPID CHORUS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER....AH GO BACK TO LOUISIANNA YOU FUCKHEAD!!
Our Lady of Cheetos has droopy eyes. She should never wear eyeliner underneath.
DreamyAguileraEyes:
Christmas hmmm, isn't that when the dads conservatorship ends?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Um, it didn't say take her liscense, just probation or did that mean that too? I dunno i'm dumb, but either way, SHE COULD HAVE A DRIVER SHE"S RICH!!!! Why didn't she take that????????? I love britney but um, I think it's dumb she didn't take it.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Off Topic DAE - where in the UK are you??
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*clears throat x 2*
I was born in, um, LUTON.
Up The Hatters! Init.
Maybe her lawyers assume she won't observe the terms of probation and get herself in real trouble?
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Now relieve the pressure.
christ [in a jill from nighty night accent]
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 8, 2008 - 6:28pm.
She doesn't have $150? And when is she gonna have custody of her kids again?
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No duh, that's shopping money!!
She's supposed to have 50/50 custordy by Xmas!!! lmfao
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BWAHAHAHAHAA!! Isn't that when her "tour" is supposed to start?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Off Topic DAE - where in the UK are you??
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The home of Robin Hood - Sherwood Forest. (I wish - I LOVE Sherwood!!! I've been like 100000x already!)
*clears throat* I'm in Nottingham.
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Well, size wise she looks great...
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 8, 2008 - 6:28pm.
She doesn't have $150? And when is she gonna have custody of her kids again?
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No duh, that's shopping money!!
She's supposed to have 50/50 custordy by Xmas!!! lmfao
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 8, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Off Topic DAE - where in the UK are you??
Salem, she needs that $150 for some cheeto's, coke and new shades man!
Dirty swamp whore. The pics I saw of her earlier, she was sans hat and that weave looked like it had an entire jar of crisco atop it.
NASTY.
I bet she smells sooooooooooooo bad.
She doesn't have $150? And when is she gonna have custody of her kids again?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*takes deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
And now it's gone; nevermind
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Um, why is that pic of Aubrey in there?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'