Lauren Bacall Speaks The Truth
Lauren Bacall is the kind of memaw that I could have a 6 martini lunch with at Fudrucker's. After about our third one, I'd softly stroke one of her bushy eyebrows and she'd tell me what she really thinks about Tommy Girl. I mean, she wouldn't hold back. She'd hike up her granny panties and let it loose.
In the new issue of Elle celebrating (gross) Botox Kidman, Lauren, who worked with Botox on "Dogville," had this to say about the couple's split:
“Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some godamn thing — one of his more ridiculous moves. Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can’t understand the way he conducts his life."
It's the alien way, Lauren. You don't have to understand it. It's best if you don't. Have another martini. Don't you have more to say about our little midget alien lover? Don't stop.
“When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behaviour is so shocking. It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.”
That's what I like to hear! I think we should all bow down to the great crazy memaw known as Lauren Bacall! She better sleep with two eyes open tonight, because Tommy isn't going to like this. Hold a vial of truth serum close, LoBa. The aliens hate that shit!
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"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
luckycharms: Your story made me laugh.
Re: PTSD. My dad sleeps on the sofa downstairs even though he has two bedrooms upstairs. Finally my sister asked him why. He said that if the Viet Cong ambush him at night, he has two exits on the ground. If he's stuck upstairs he can only go out the window, and if he breaks his leg, he can't run.
Bacall is the original hot slut and major bitch. Bette Davis and Crawford have nothing on her. She is the same one who sent Joan Crawford a case of Vodka when she heard Joan had quit drinking. Beautiful woman, always has been. But she looks like hell. She would look 1000% better if she got her hair shaped into an old lady shoulder lenght, full bodied do and did something with those awful eyebrows and makeup.
HATE. her.
Always. have.
Don't ask me why, I have no idea, but she pisses me off.
I love it! You go, LB!
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Submitted by justjane on October 8, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Oh, and her face...fabulous. She's got a grinch thing going on, right?
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It's her nose.. and her personality. I ♥ old people.
I sometimes don't know when to hold my tongue now. God help me when I'm old.
DAMN she's a hot MUTHA. I want her to come to Dallas and share a 6-pack of Zima's with me and fart n stuff.
hotness...i hope lauren makes it through the year...she's officially on the scientos shitlist now....
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
IN NO WAY am I defending Tom either, but, damn, Lauren, Bogie was fucking married when you took up with him. Glass houses ...
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But I have to say that I have really liked a lot of Tom's movies over the years. I know he's a douchebag, and he's not fooling me. But he's been in some good shit.
I am in NO WAY defending Tom Cruise, but I don't know that I've ever heard him described as a great actor. He's a commercially successful actor, but in no way a great one.
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Oh, and her face...fabulous. She's got a grinch thing going on, right?
Wonder who else she'll throw under the bus? Love it when hot bitches like this just say it like it is. A breath of fresh, maybe a little smoky, air.
I love old people, they are funny as hell. Once you get to be a certain age, you just don't give a damn what other people think especially if they are old war veterans with PTSD. My 87 year old father has been a real live wire since the war. When I was in highschool, he showed up at a parent/teacher conference with a baseball bat in his hand. Then there was the time about 15 years ago a car full of black people were staring at him at a stoplight and he got out with his .22 in hand and went over to the car and asked them what they were looking at. We finally put him in a supervised living facility after he was detained at the grocery store for trying to run over a Japanese man with his motorized scooter. But he thinks it is a Marine hospital.....
Balenciaga Bitch on October 8, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Zomay~
My grandma on my moms side always wore the same outfits as Mrs Roper, the poly, drapy shit with a ciggie hanging off her lips with a 2 inch ash. Ill never forget making Gingerbread cookies with her and wanting to flick that fucking ash off before it fell onto the cookie sheet. She smoked like a paper mill on fire. Old times~
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Mrs. Roper! My Great Aunt drank martinis and chained smoked everynight. In front of all the kids. She would be drunk and call everyone a fuck up and talk about how she was the biggest success in the family. Does anyone even smoke in front of kids anymore? Anyways people were different with kids 25 years ago.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
G'night BB
I have never been a huge Tom Cruise fan, let me get this straight. But I remember seeing him for the first time, in Taps. He was shirtless, muscular and lifting weights in the shot. Damn that is when I noticed. That's all I got.
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on October 8, 2008 - 8:17pm.
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Ah, yes! And and absolutely the same fabric as all of the retro shit that design is now. Her mu-mu's could be pillows on IKEA or Pier One's couches. LOL!
Gotta jet..Kids need fed~
xoxoxoxox,
BB
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
All hail, Saint Lauren ... Speaker of the Truth!
Tom is a one-dimensional actor; every role is some variation of the charming rogue. Which is no longer charming or roguish. He can't carry the persona like Depp can.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Old people are funny.
Teehee; I can't WAIT until I get old so I can say whatever the hell I want and get away with it...
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Love me or hate me
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Balenciaga,
Where the dresses mostly slippery, satin moo moo's? They were shiny soft tents of fabric! My very large breasted grandma used to wear those! Now my mom does! Oh HOLY SHIT! Am I next? fuckity fuck
Better hope Fuddruckers allows smoking for that lunch.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Zomay~
My grandma on my moms side always wore the same outfits as Mrs Roper, the poly, drapy shit with a ciggie hanging off her lips with a 2 inch ash. Ill never forget making Gingerbread cookies with her and wanting to flick that fucking ash off before it fell onto the cookie sheet. She smoked like a paper mill on fire. Old times~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Hekki,
Liberatingly enjoyable. I am not that old yet. I am embrassing the frankness of life.
To simon...
I thought Tom Cruise was so hot in Top Gun. My how things change when people actually open their mouths.
I love old people. You can say what ever the hell you want. My Grandma (who looked like Al Pacino in a dress) would say what ever the hell she felt like. I used to worry about turning into my Grandma. Now I know that if I live to see old age, I am lucky.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Im NOT a Kidman fan, but Im happy she got away from that loon toon and has found happiness even if its with a dude that looks like a possum with a bad haircut.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Preach it, sister! Lauren Bacall for Hot Slut!
There once was period in time when everyone, EVERYONE, thought Tom Cruise was hot shit. What ever happened to that? lol
Lauren Bacall is saying what everyone is thinking. Amen!
Shaniquanaynay: I was going to post something similar. That one of the benefits to getting old is that you feel free to say whatever the fuck you like. I'm not there yet, but I am looking forward to it.
wooo, how ugly she is on this photo, but more ugly photos u can see on fitnessloving.com. you really cannot believe your eyes if you see it.
It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.”
My thoughts EXACTLY. Brava!
I hate to say this, but the older I get as a woman. The more shit that flies outta my mouth that is the f'in truth. Yes, it's shocking but I also speak the truth! It's a right of passage. I have earned the right to say what the fuck I think.
I.AM.IN.LOVE!
thank you, Ms. Bacall!!!
Love. Her.
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 8, 2008 - 8:03pm.
It's just like that saying...if your the only one who actually likes your girlfriend/boyfriend (or husband/wife) something ain't right about them. They are either a slut,a douche, or a crazy robot loving scientologist. Lauren Bacall just reaffirmed that Tom Cruise is indeed, all three.
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But what about crazy Tom obsessed fans who don't actually know him, but would gladly eat his shit on a popsicle stick? Do they count?
It's just like that saying...if your the only one who actually likes your girlfriend/boyfriend (or husband/wife) something ain't right about them. They are either a slut,a douche, or a crazy robot loving scientologist. Lauren Bacall just reaffirmed that Tom Cruise is indeed, all three.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
MK can always find the WORST pic of ANYone! God that is enough to make ME sleep with one eye open. DAMN!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 8, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 8, 2008 - 7:50pm.
I thought Bacall hated Kidman, that she was all right working with her on Dogville but by the time they did Birth a couple years later, she couldn't stand her.
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Eh, Bacall probably forgot.
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Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
It would be fun if she started posting here.
When I was a kid, my parents had a couple that they hung out with. She looked EXACTLY like LB. This was when I was a tiny kid. The thing I remember about her the most was, they had a fire in their house and she lifted the fucking dishwasher and took it out of the house. NO lie. In those days a new dishwasher was big shit.
Every time I see her, she reminds me of that lady. AND she was grand and lovely, and JUST as amazing as LB~
Sorry to be OT~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 8, 2008 - 7:50pm.
I thought Bacall hated Kidman, that she was all right working with her on Dogville but by the time they did Birth a couple years later, she couldn't stand her.
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Eh, Bacall probably forgot.
“Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some godamn thing — one of his more ridiculous moves. Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can’t understand the way he conducts his life."
Lauren Bacall for hot slut of the day! Seriously, just for this quote alone!
I love Lauren Bacall.
The end.
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Ahaha! Awesome! If I were going to judge a book by its cover I'd be sleeping with the lights on and keeping an eye on my closet, but after reading this she can share the bed!
I thought Bacall hated Kidman, that she was all right working with her on Dogville but by the time they did Birth a couple years later, she couldn't stand her.
Guess not.
Truth hurts doesn't it, Tommy? You midget cult lunatic.
If Tommy-Girl or any of his cult freaks mess with this dame, the ghost of Humprey Bogart will come back and kick their asses!
Loves it! She should get HS tomorrow for sure~
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Hot slut. I can't wait for Suri to grow up and write a tell-all. Daddy Dearest?
No more wire hangers, indeed.
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