Dildo For Ransom
Couples get into fights for all sorts of stupid reasons. I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area. It felt like I got knuckle punched in the starfish and I'm not into that violent shit! I'm sure Michelle Rodriguez and her "roommate" got into a fight for very similar reasons.
Rush & Molloy reports that at the Mayfair Hotel in Coconut Grove, FL on Sunday morning, MRod woke up guests by banging on her hotel door and screaming at her lady friend.
One guest said, "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!' If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."
And with that, the door opened. Lezzies love their [pleasure toys]!
I'm going to assume that the [pleasure toy] they're talking about is a dildo. But it could be a vibrator, strap-on, chainsaw or whatever the hell lezzies use to do each other with. If MRod was outside of the room, where was the [pleasure toy]? It was up her chocha, right?
MRod is my kind of angry lezzie. I can't even call her a gayelle, because she isn't. Bitch is a straight-up Lezzzie. I threw in an extra "z," because that's how hardcore she is. I bet you that when her partner in pussy finally let her inside the room, MRod really gave it to the bitch with the help of her [pleasure toy].
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Thats a pretty long toof she's got there.
If James Haven were a lesbian he doesn't think he would date this woman. She is scary!
Perhaps he would date Chastity Bono!
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Aquarius - she was probably using it to bang on the door!
I bet they had angry sex later.
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Thanks Shani! I hadn't seen that before.
(little voice - i kinda like the dresses)
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speakit,
Hope things go well for you and your hopefully-soon-to-be beau... I've been in similar droughts, it's no fun. But love is worth it. Good luck :)
OT: Maybe it's because I'm straight, but the idea of sharing sex toys with another female kind of gives me the willies. I would at least want to wipe it off first. Ugh! And yeah, where was it on her person if she was outside the hotel room? Maybe it was one of those double eggs where one of em goes in your hoohah and one of em in your butt... okay, I just grossed myself out.
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on October 8, 2008 - 9:58pm.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/the-lawrence-welk-sho...
completely unrelated, but I can't quit thinking about this.
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LOLOLOL! That was twisted. I like it!
Ummm... I think if I was the lesbian IN the room it would not take long to realize that the cost of a new dildo would be quite reasonable compared to the pain and suffering of letting this nutter back in the room. I mean really... $30 - $40 bucks, tops.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/the-lawrence-welk-sho...
completely unrelated, but I can't quit thinking about this.
Michelle Rodrieguez seems like the chainsaw type, specially since the Terminatoress has now married a dude.
That said, I was just thinkin' the other day that we hadn't heard any tacky, obnoxious shit from Rodrieguez lately. No hairy armpit licking, public girlhumping, nude hotel-pool swimming, whatever.
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on October 8, 2008 - 9:44pm.
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Well it's a little bit (lot) more than 'care' about, but thanks. You too. :)
AMAZING... I think a little bit of wee came out, I laughed so hard. I know how much you must have loved posting this story. We live for this shit xx
Yes, the 'Andy' type is my version of a bad boy. Also very attracted to him the first season. ITA with the doughy, but still... The things that show does to its characters!!! It's like they're all Cartman. Chola Celia, roller derby celia, wheelchair bound whatshisname, andy getting it up the ass, gay indian, clinique, and what they do to doug just about every ep. heehee.
The music is great too.
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speakit,
this is the first guy that i've cared about in awhile. It's funny cause I didn't really like him at first. I was mistaken. I hope things work out for the one you care about.
Aww Tits,
Thanks for that. It made me melancholy too. I had the biggest hard on for "Andy" the first few seasons. But I think he's gay. Oh well, he also appeared shirtless this season and he was a tad bit too doughy. hee hee Still love him though
@ Shani - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfUhPt7O9GI&feature=related
Great stuff. The first season was great! Still watch, but now it just makes me feel sad. Except when Albert Brooks was on - he ROCKED.
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@TITS OMG LMAO!! That was funny. I've never seen Weeds and now I want to watch it.
@Shaniquanaynay
Oh yeah, I know. Men are easy to come by. I can think of three off the top of my head that I could have in a millisecond. One is trying to pursue me now because his brother lives next door to my mom, so he knows I left my husband. But I have really deep feelings for someone (not my soon to be ex-husband), so I'm waiting, on him, for him....
Mike!!!
I left to get dinner, but are you coming to the Ice Festival? Im Carolyn's twin with blonde hair and boobies!
Lemme know!!! It could be FUN!
You can message me on MS if you want~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
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Thanks Tits!
I love weeds. It is the taint! My other fav is when Andy has the masturbation talk with the youngest boy. I can't remember his name right now.
Speakit!
Don't you know? We, as women control when the sex is happening. You always have to find a fuck buddy. One that you can call at the drop of a hat. Men are easy, they're not hard to find.
I recently found a steady peen that I want to get to know. We'll see how that goes. I hope he's up for the ride, it's been a while
Speakit - pour vous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwIxkzQxppg
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I hope this ain't true. lol
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Ohh, that's the hotel I stay at! Can't a bitch have a dildo argument without it getting into the news?
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 8, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Love your avie! It's the best I've seen Britney look in a long time
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Thanks, Aunt Bea! Kisses to you:)
She HAS been workin' real hard, y'know....
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Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on October 8, 2008 - 9:02pm.
speakit,
don't stress at all. I had been off the peen for about a yr. It won't be long before you're riding the pony
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What makes you so sure?
I hope you're right. :)
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Love your avie! It's the best I've seen Britney look in a long time
Submitted by Janet Buttimer on October 8, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Somebody needs to Tae Bo her in the cunt and SHUT HER CLAM.
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LMAO!
speakit,
don't stress at all. I had been off the peen for about a yr. It won't be long before you're riding the pony
Couples get into fights for all sorts of stupid reasons. I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area.
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WTF? Gay sex sounds, um...particular....? Is that the word I'm looking for. It sounds, like - prude! A slap fight for that? God if I got into a slap fight every time a peen poked the wrong place I'd be black and blue all over!
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Submitted by zomay on October 8, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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sorry, I need to wax
wait. What's the outer area?bellybutton?
Submitted by Hekki on October 8, 2008 - 8:36pm.
MK wrote: "I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area."
I could have written that!
Seriously, I know it's naive to think that all gay men stick the stinky stick up the dooky chute, but... isn't that like... standard?
okay, MK's ouchie reminds me.. Last night, my son had moved the coffee table right in front of the couch. He had stuff sitting on it so I tried to step over it. I lost my balance and the corner of the table went right into my.. well ya know. I managed to catch myself so it wasn't a full blow to the poonanny. It hurt but I'm not complaining. It's the closest thing I've had to sex in almost a year. :(
Submitted by Tristram on October 8, 2008 - 8:30pm.
"Pleasure toy" is code for credit card.
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Now relieve the pressure.
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Somebody needs to Tae Bo her in the cunt and SHUT HER CLAM.
Shaniquanaynay: No, no, you are not mistaken. You are right! Of course! The misplaced thrust!
Very ouchy.
I feel stupid now.
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Hekki,
I may be mistaken, but isn't MK talking about a missed placed thrust? A very painful, not were there is a hole kinda pain? just asking. I could be wrong
Submitted by Tristram on October 8, 2008 - 8:30pm.
"Pleasure toy" is code for credit card.
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Hey! I was gonna say that!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
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She seems like an abusive partner. According to the article , she was raised a JW. I would be pissed too.
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Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
MK wrote: "I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area."
I could have written that!
Seriously, I know it's naive to think that all gay men stick the stinky stick up the dooky chute, but... isn't that like... standard?
Why is this woman still getting press? Why?
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http://www.losanjealous.com//nfc/
"Pleasure toy" is code for credit card.
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Now relieve the pressure.
This bitch is so GD classless. Out of all the females in Hollywood that make me want to turn Gayelle, she is not one of them.
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