The Whole Family Should Go
Last month, cops found meth in the home of Ryan O'Neal. Both Ryan and his 23-year-old son Redmond were arrested. No charges have been filed against them yet.
Yesterday in court, Redmond told a judge that he had relapsed and wanted help. The judge sentenced him to two weeks in rehab. The judge said, "You're a stand-up guy to come here and deal with your problem. I want you to stay clean…You better stay clean or the hammer is going to fall."
Let's see, Redmond was already on probation for DUI and meth possession, but a judge just sentenced him to two weeks in rehab?! I'm going to have to quote Tammy from the Real World: Los Angeles again, "It wasn't not funny!" No, it was not. If you or I got caught with meth, we'd be doing ass-to-mouth in the slammer right now! Our assholes would be held together with masking tape from being passed around so much.
The judge should have thrown all of them in jail. Redmond, Ryan and Tatum! Redmond will be released from rehab in two weeks and he will hop directly back on the meth train. Trust.
That being said, Redmond is a wittle hot, right? Well, you know how I feel about the ginges. I gots gingah fevah!
Don't you wonder what his carrot stick looks like? It's probably a little soggy from all the meth use, but I'm sure it has potential.
He looks just like Lyle Lovett with orange hair!
TITS, my hubby is a red-headed babe, too. :)
Redmond (did they really have to name him that?) reminds me oddly of Lyle Lovett in that photo.
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Dis ginge is FOINE! I'd tap dat yes i would!
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I don't know. I kinda agree with MK- gringes are hot. Even this douche has a little hotness in him.
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Is this world just a dream that these butterflies are showing me?
What the fucks up with these ugly ass offspring. First we get a peak at Suri who's got a face only a mother could love on payday and now this fucking train wreck who should be charged with being ugly in public. Shit, Ryan and Farrah were pretty hot back in the day, what the fuck happened to this ugly ass cracker.
Looks like the "Good Looks" Fairy flew right past Redmond.
Tater and Carrot man should have a baby. And a BBQ.
This is simply an anti-ginger motivated attack.
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How could two attractive people like Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal produce this? Not cute.
letinstar, I was about to post the SAME THING!
I'm all for the gingers, hell I married me a ginger Jew, but this one...this one is so fugly it's unfortunate.
that whole o'neal clan is bad news...and redmond looks like the ginger version of lyle lovett...
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There are some hot ginges out there (David Caruso) but poor Red O'Neal just not hot. A ginge named Red is also wrong. I do feel sorry for him, Griffin and Tatum too, all drug addicts like their parents.
Maybe Redmond drugs out because he's a soul sucking ginge. What a cross to bear. :P
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Redmond is too young to look that damn old. Poor kid. He grew up in hell on earth. Look at the worry wrinkles on his forehead. Damn.
Sorry, mopa
OT: you'd think a celebrity could afford better drugs than that
Submitted by Mopa on October 9, 2008 - 10:20am.
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So sorry, Mopa, for your losses. Hang in there. Thoughts are with you. ♥
Oh Mopa, I'm sorry :(. You are in my thoughts...
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He looks like a rojo Lyle Lovett. eW.
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He looks like a low rent verson of Prince Hot Ginge.
Def NOT hot!
Grossness.
Tee hee, i totally thought it was Prince Harry too! I was so excited, I thought he was going to rehab! I almost had an aneurysm!
Your face!
2 weeks in rehab?! That's it!? He needs to be in there for AT LEAST a year. Usually rehab is for 28 days, but some people stay longer cause they're messed up. If they're in there for too short a time, they'll definitely relapse in a couple of hours or days sometimes. That judge is DUMB!
Your face!
When I saw that picture and the headline I seriously thought that was Prince Harry and Michael K was talking about the royal family.
so I bent over to pick up the soap and... YEEOOOWWW!!!
Papi, NO I have to stop you here. This ginge culo is NOT hot. He will never be Prince Harry hot in the ginge category. He looks like a crackula muppet and you have to recognize!!! No joda!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 9, 2008 - 10:49am.
The government just needs to set aside a state or two reserved specifically for crackheads.
There is Detroit
Little Rock
Vegas
New Orleans
All of those cities have entire areas run by crack heads!
Biloxi
Montgomery
Newburg
East New York, NJ
Newark.....
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Hugs to Mopa. My favorite thing to remember is "nothing is forever". So on the upside, you won't be feeling this bad forever.
Uvula, what is your avvie? Is that a preggie YOU?
Redmond looks like Prince Harry gone south.
The government just needs to set aside a state or two reserved specifically for crackheads.
If that's not rehab enough for them to be surrounded by their own, I don't know what is.
I would suggest a state, but I don't want to offend any West Virginians here.
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I love that! Gonna add it to my repertoire of cool sayings.
Ditto on the Lyle Lovett comment. That's the first thing that came to mind. Poor ginge Lyle, Jr. Shame he got the hidden fugly genes from both attractive parents. On another note, I think that poor kid has been through hell in that household. He grew up amidst a lot of spousal abuse. No wonder he turned to drugs.
What Ricki Lake said.
Once again, the little rich white celeb kid gets special treatment. That judge is not doing anyone any favors.
I don't care if that kid does meth till he dies. I'm not in favor of clogging up the jails with drug offenders because I think that choosing that lifestyle is punishment enough. BUT I'm hardcore against DUI and that little fuck needs to be punished for that.
PSL - haha, I just feel like I have to throw ginger dudes a bone, because I don't think I've ever seen an attractive guy with red hair in my life.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 9, 2008 - 10:35am.
If Lyle Lovett and Dale Earnhardt Jr could make man babies, this is what they would look like.
YES!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
Though I do love Lyle Lovett
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQbTRcUbHwY
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Submitted by Mopa on October 9, 2008 - 10:20am.
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{{hugs}} and a butt pinch! What? I should get something out of it. :P
Oh fuck I thought that was Rick Astley.
Sensimina, ah, I doubt it. he just looks ugly to me......:)
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 9, 2008 - 10:35am.
If Lyle Lovett...
Totally.
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"my fellow prisoners..." John McCain
Farahs "smarts" done came out in that boys face!
Shes about has sharp as a balloon filled with hair
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PSL, it looks like he could have been pretty hot for a ginge if he hadn't been eating away at himself with drugs since he was like 12. That's debatable though, I can't be sure.
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Submitted by The C word on October 9, 2008 - 10:14am.
My siggy is somewhat of an ode to my (possibly) soon to be ex-husband but I think I like your version better. ;)
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Dang, sorry to hear that. I've had to learn it the hard way, i'm the friend who was always "oh he's/she's SOOOO nice"
But anyway, morning all.
Redmond IS fug.
Both his parents are (were) naturally good looking people too.......shame.
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You've been bad to me (woman), but it's comin back home to you!
Your time is gonna come....
-Led Zeppelin
If Lyle Lovett and Dale Earnhardt Jr could make man babies, this is what they would look like.
Redmond inherited his parents' drug problems but not their good looks.
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J'espère:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCJIU6a_u0
On a more lighthearted note, DAMN, REDMOND IS FUG!!!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by Mopa on October 9, 2008 - 10:20am.
Sorry to hear about your loss(es). My dad died of cancer in 2002. It's still a touchy subject.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by gyeah on October 9, 2008 - 10:28am.
Nice siggy, my college years version of it was "everyone is nice until they move in or you fuck them" still holds actually.
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Thanks gyeah!
My siggy is somewhat of an ode to my (possibly) soon to be ex-husband but I think I like your version better. ;)
Edit: Apologies - Happy Turdsday everyone!
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