Thursday, October 9th 2008

The Whole Family Should Go

Last month, cops found meth in the home of Ryan O'Neal. Both Ryan and his 23-year-old son Redmond were arrested. No charges have been filed against them yet.

Yesterday in court, Redmond told a judge that he had relapsed and wanted help. The judge sentenced him to two weeks in rehab. The judge said, "You're a stand-up guy to come here and deal with your problem. I want you to stay clean…You better stay clean or the hammer is going to fall."

Let's see, Redmond was already on probation for DUI and meth possession, but a judge just sentenced him to two weeks in rehab?! I'm going to have to quote Tammy from the Real World: Los Angeles again, "It wasn't not funny!" No, it was not. If you or I got caught with meth, we'd be doing ass-to-mouth in the slammer right now! Our assholes would be held together with masking tape from being passed around so much.

The judge should have thrown all of them in jail. Redmond, Ryan and Tatum! Redmond will be released from rehab in two weeks and he will hop directly back on the meth train. Trust.

That being said, Redmond is a wittle hot, right? Well, you know how I feel about the ginges. I gots gingah fevah!

Don't you wonder what his carrot stick looks like? It's probably a little soggy from all the meth use, but I'm sure it has potential.

Posted by: Michael K


Sensimina's picture

LMAO! YOu are so right about the pleather jacket! That was considered some classy shit in 1997 but not so much now!

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Poor kid is straighforward unfortunate looking.

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Leathegirl's picture

Why has no one commented on his gross pleather jacket.

He looks about 40. He needs to put down the drugs. And buy a new jacket. It's not 1995 anymore.

Clarisse's picture

Come come! This boy obviously has a drug problem, but with a gentle supportive family behind him, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...kid is fucked.

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Submitted by The C word on October 9, 2008 - 10:14am.Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Nice siggy, my college years version of it was "everyone is nice until they move in or you fuck them" still holds actually.
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LOL LOLO! Chris Issak & the great pumpkin
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Dirk Diggler's picture

Mom is nuts, Dad is nuts, so the kids are struggling. What do you expect...

kdracofan's picture

ARGHHHH! Ginger kid!

(inside joke)

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gyeah's picture

Oh that "Red"mond, what a handsome devil.\\

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Sensimina's picture

Ryan O'Neal is a monster. Read Tatum O'Neal's book "A Paper Life", it's a fucking trip. If even half its contents were true he should have had a restraining order put against him so he couldn't even be near his kids.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on October 9, 2008 - 10:10am.
Daywalker.

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hahahaha,, he looks like a young Carrot Top.. Ya know. That movie Chairman of the Board was on the other day, and that motherfucker looked nothing like he does now (CTop) Hardly even recognized him.. And OMG he got on my nerves!!

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Kid looks like a middle-aged man. That's sadder than the young skanks in the Hef article.

Mopa's picture

What a friggin mess. He looks like he's 40. Honestly, time to clean-up. I know you are from a fucked up family, but your mom is battling cancer and doesn't need this shit.

Sorry, I'm exceptionally emotional today. It would have been my Mom's birthday today (she died in 1986), my parents anniversary (he died in 1990) and my best friend is being buried tomorrow and I can't travel there because my husband is out of the country on business. Cancer sucks.

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Albatross's picture

That is one f'ed up family.

"Our assholes would be held together with masking tape from being passed around so much." - Ewww LOL!

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LoLo's picture

This is clearly the product of Chris Isaak doing the sex to a pumpkin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbpv7IUTm5k

What a wicked game meth plays LOL god damn retards.
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Submitted by loozer on October 9, 2008 - 10:14am.
The family that meths together, rehabs together.
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That reminded me of this:
http://jezebel.com/5056603/oprah-entire-ohio-family-addicted-to-heroin

And here I get weirded out if I have too much to drink in front of my parents!

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KD's picture

I thought Prince Ginge lost some weight there for a minute.

ricki lake's picture

This spoiled fucking firecrotch douche has had problems with drugs since he was THIRTEEN. As if two weeks in rehab are going to do a goddamn fucking thing. If this were anyone other than Ryan O'Neal's son, he would not be being praised for being such an admirable, "stand-up" guy. Every judge in California needs to be mercilessly slaughtered, and people connected to the entertainment industry need to be tried in rural Idaho, jursidictions be damned. I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit. Maybe he and Nick Hogan can go on a shooting spree next, blame it on "childhood problems," and pick up some trash by the side of the highway for a few hours. UGH.

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The family that meths together, rehabs together.
Still don't understand how someone as handsome as Ryan was could have two fug sons. Tatum was pretty in her day, but the boys...well bless their hearts they can't help it.

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LoLo's picture

What an ugly son of a bitch!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 9, 2008 - 10:10am.

And quite frankly, it is very rare that I see hot ginges. And he is no exception.

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Got that right. BUT, on the rare occasion a non-frightening person has red hair, it magnifies any sort of hot they may have at least 15 times.

The C word's picture

Proof positive that 2 attractive people don't necessarily create attractive offspring.

And can't this bunch get a family discount from Promises, fer fooks sake...

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"And quite frankly, it is very rare that I see hot ginges. And he is no exception."
hahahahahah 100% true breakdown
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Silvara0428's picture

Is it two months or two weeks in rehab?
Wait, I actually don't give a crap!
Carry on

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louise_brooks's picture

Daywalker.

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For 23, he looks damn near thrangled and left for near dead.

This is what meth will do.

And quite frankly, it is very rare that I see hot ginges. And he is no exception.

But when you do?

Watch out. The beets' gon' burst!!

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