This Bitch Is Hot

Who the fuckity fuck does Cameron Diaz think she's messing with?! Skank needs to turn her pizza face around and keep walking before that hot bitch throws down her blue cup and handles business. That office lady bitch looks like she doesn't give a hell if she's fired from her administrative assistant job for beating that fugly ass Cameron! It would be worth it.

Cameron knew what was up and she quickly backed down and kept walking. That's right, bitch! Offices bitches are looking for a reason to take out their stress on you! That lady's boss probably cursed her out that day and she was aching to let it all out. Hopefully, Cameron learned her place and she won't try that dumb shit again.

Bauer Griffin

Submitted by HeatherlyG on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 4:10am.

Didn't Naomi Campbell and Cameron screw Anistonappyasshairius' latest catch?

He's slumming. Ol' Jenny Turkey is just gonna have to find a country singer that'll tell her she's purty and pump kids out of her wide granny ass.

Submitted by almostfamous88 on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 9:45pm.

she doesn't bother me but those fucking shoes do

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:38pm.

My birth name is Corn Hole Stuffer Jones

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:37pm.

_Submitted by Jbo on October 9, 2008 - 3:00pm.

Put a paper bag over your head and walk backwards outta hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:36pm.

LMAO @ Love Anderson

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by Jbo on October 9, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Those who are saying chola this and don't mess w/the chicanas??? WTF DIAZ - DIAZ - say it with me DIAZ. Cameron is 1/2 latin or some portion...

I'm angry at ignorance today!

obviously subtle humor escapes you? Way to miss the joke, genius.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:34pm.

*EyeRoll*

Okay... whatever you say... I'm the LEAST likely to start shit with ANYONE. And I am not fat thankyouverymuch

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:32pm.

Jbo on October 9, 2008 - 3:00pm

Ok Justin, she doesn't want you back, stop licking your screen and go lick some Biel vagina now.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by Jbo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:30pm.

xxyxz,

Been here for a year or two and not going away anytime soon. People like you who are fat and ugly CAN do something about it, there are somethings (e.g. acne) people can't do anything about.

But, me thinks you're just looking for a fight w/anyone...

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

Submitted by Jbo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:21pm.

Those who are saying chola this and don't mess w/the chicanas??? WTF DIAZ - DIAZ - say it with me DIAZ. Cameron is 1/2 latin or some portion...

I'm angry at ignorance today!

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:20pm.

Submitted by Jbo on October 9, 2008 - 2:48pm.

STFU!

maybe dlisted isn't for you.

M.K makes fun of EVERYBODY! not just people with a bad complexion

Submitted by Jbo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 2:18pm.

FUCK YOU MK and your PIZZA FACE references!!! Do you think those of us who SUFFER and LIVE with acne think it's funny?? It is socially debilitating b/c fuckers like you think we CHOOSE to have acne or we like being called names like "pizza or crater" face.

Do you like being called FAG or cornhole stuffer?? I rest my case!

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 1:20pm.

side eye action...if the chick had a knife, cammie would probably be cut...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 1:19pm.

I have yet to see a single picture of this woman with her hair brushed and her clothes ironed.

LCT - how's the snow?

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fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:46am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 9, 2008 - 11:17am.

xxyz, hahahahha

There are SO many people here who can't spell for shit. just ask LCT....right honey? :)
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How about we not drag that shitstorm out of the pit of death again?

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:45am.

Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 11:11am.

LCTalina

I logged on for a few yesterday...
and got scurrrred! .HA/LA is back again?!?

nooooooo! tell me it was a bad dream
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Well, if vulgarity, identical writing styles and total overuse of insults and the words 'bitch' and 'cunt' are any indication, then yes, she's back. With a vengeance, and a posse.

Submitted by Bda on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:39am.

Cameron is smiling you can tell. Because when she smiles she gets those lines on her face. LOL! It's just a snapshot! It wasn't no chola problems.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:29am.

This bitch's look is classic. "Don't you give me that look Cameron Diaz! You ain't all that! Girl, I will stick my shoe up your ass, do not even try me. You think you're Latina? Don't even go there."

Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:28am.

ahaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa @ MK.

Submitted by chola loca on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:17am.

That is a chola going to her day job. At night, the Sharpie comes out!

Submitted by Euphoria on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:09am.

Submitted by Stoney on October 9, 2008 - 11:30am.
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I know what you mean. I give the look to fuckers who turn around to stare at my ass while I walk away...rude. (And I know they're doing it because they make noises like "yummmm." GAH!)

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 11:00am.

You know, I give that same look to fuckers in the elevator who insist on speaking to me at the crack of fuckin dawn.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Submitted by Aamyko. on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:55am.

Someone really needs to give this bitch what she has had coming to her ever since she made that annoying movie with Christina Applegate. I can't stand her laugh.. it so fucking forced..oh and DON'T fuck with the Chicana!

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Oh Lawdy! Rugby Guys!

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:54am.

Yall you never know with people out there.
It didnt seem offensive or anything like that that .Heart thing. Just kind of sounded like a teacher or a mom saying to look both ways before you cross the street and put your panties on before you leave the house shit.

HA HA HA!!!!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:49am.

I agree Lolo...ignore, ignore!

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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:48am.

Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 11:16am.
xxyxz!
That .HA/LA shit got me so cornfused that Carrottop had to talk me off the ledge!!!

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IT WAS HER! she is on meds! I swear...

lmao. I don't know....But that was strange

*gives big hickey*

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:48am.

Alphabet City and Paris Sucks I read that shit this morning and who ever that was said they were not LA, but did point out that some one else was.

Thats how i read that shit anyway.

Then i couldnt tell what was meant with the other stuff but i think it was saying that there was some fabricated drama. I dont really know because im off today and i had cocktails and rips this morning

Ignore all of them i say

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:48am.

*runs after Xxyxz* haha, you thought i came after Xanax.. Nooo, I just want my sink water back.. Oh it feels so good, beautiful sink water!!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:47am.

xxyz, hahahahha

There are SO many people here who can't spell for shit. just ask LCT....right honey? :)

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:47am.

HALA...WHAT? Where? What thread?

LoLo your foots are purdy.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:46am.

xxyxz!
That .HA/LA shit got me so cornfused that Carrottop had to talk me off the ledge!!!

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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:46am.

Oklahoma

*steals xanax and sink water*

ahhh. much better!

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:45am.

PSL

but it spelled your as you're !!!!

It HAS to be her!!! j/k

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:44am.

xxyxz: LOl thanks that was cute. I came to work in a terrible mood but you guys and MK have had me laughing all morning!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:43am.

I just don't like those shoes w/ that outfit.. like that brown really does nothing for the black under the white sleeveless top.. NOTHING YOU WHORE! Nothing! There, i said it!! *runs to drink a sip of water from sink to take a xanax* whew.. breakdown time!!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:43am.

xxyz, it is not the "real" HA/LA. Too calm. I don't know who the fuck it is, but it isn't her.

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:41am.

LCTalina

I logged on for a few yesterday...
and got scurrrred! .HA/LA is back again?!?

nooooooo! tell me it was a bad dream

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:40am.

Submitted by FrappBloat on October 9, 2008 - 11:07am.

HELLO
There is this shit called comedy
Its like words meant to like, make you augh and shit. MK aint tryin to be no Tom Brokaw shit give the homo a break yo!

EEG I use mah feets!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:38am.

xxyxzabcd!!! Finally, I see you in the light! I was wrong, you're not a vampire.

Submitted by FrappBloat on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:37am.

you talk so much crap MK! she's just glancing at her ffs lol!

its obvy you dont like cameron - now its' getting boring and tedious when u post non stories like this

*sigh*

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:37am.

Well shit LCT, time to move out here.

LoLo, you are not a lazy typer, believe it or not when you type correctly I get cornfuzzled, you have trained this bitch to read you posts. ARF!

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Submitted by dadada on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:35am.

Offla Looks like Cameron heard her fart! Cam "I heard That!!" Offla "Abuela tu tienes orehas muy grande" Cameron says "Grasias" and floats away.

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:32am.

For Snowy

7 things for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTC4qkb8Ppk

Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:32am.

What's goin' on,Skanks?
♥

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WaTch ThIs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:32am.

fuck im a lazy typer

*bong hits*
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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:30am.

LoLo

you mean that ISN'T you? :(

aww man

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:30am.

Oh man im going to be singing little Orphan Annie all day now.

I was Little Orphan Gingefro head three year in a row I loved that shit so much!

Age 4,5, and at six i switche dit up and put a balerina tutu on her costume because i decide Daddy Halliburton Warbucks would have paid for baby ginge to have ballet lessons.

I also had named my dog Sandie.

I was also obsessed with Eddie and the Cruisers, the Outsiders and one told my Unle Dave to "stay Golden" when he burned his foot on a sparkler that i threw at him on accident.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 10:30am.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 9, 2008 - 10:58am.

LCT,

SNOW before Thanksgiving??!! Holy hell that is bad.

Good Morning.
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Morning! If I remember correctly, we got snow in September last year so this is an improvement. The year before that, our first sticking snowfall was on October 16th.