Thursday, October 9th 2008
Morning Wood
Good Morning. Watch Rodney King barf out of a truck in the trailer for Celebrity Rehab 2!! Hey, Conway and The Busey are in it! - Vh1 Blog
What is really wrong with Janet Jackson? - Celebitchy
Brit needs to stay away from cars - Mollygood
The Olsen Trolls don't even know Fishsticks is alive - A Socialite's Life
Does Angie Jo even have a tummy to tuck? - Popbytes
"Take on Me" - Literally - Holy Moly!
Mischa Barton needs to look in the mirror - ICYDK
The name of Lily Allen's next album is... - I'm Not Obsessed
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I had 2nd row seats at an A-HA concert ca. 1985. I also saw Milli Vanilli in concert. I'm just sayin...
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Hey ya'll check this out!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2229407
Janet Jackson's Chicago show, (the pictures at Celebitchy were from it), got a SCATHING review in the Tribune. I wouldn't be surprised if she's bailing on the tour because of bad reviews and ticket sales. She never COULD sing, anyway.
Britney, take note. Change your act or end up like Janet.
No strike that.
Britney, fade to obscurity. Thanks!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sadly, you can tell from this video who will and will not make it. Adler looks pretty much like a lost cause, sad to say.
Awful stuff. I just noted the sad one year anniversary of my college boyfriend's passing, due to long time heroin abuse. Rehab never stuck with him.
yay for the junkie celebs!! this is gonna be good- anyone know the name of the song at the end?
MAKE ME FRIES!!
Thanks Hairicane! I loved that vid, never seen either one before!
hah. reminds me of bob marley and the whalers classic 'pajamas'
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fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
that is a sad bunch of celeb junkies...
i loved aha back in the day...hair models? i should've known that...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
ahhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa @ the AHA video. Was that done by the same dudes who did the Yellow Ledbetter song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
Is Busey's face partially paralyzed? It appears that way...
ImpVixen,
"I have teetering stacks of books."
Oh! Not me! They are all on shelves, in order by genre...cuz i'm a freak!
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
Angie has had more than JUST a tummy tuck.
Let me know when that ugly bitch gets a fucking brain transplant!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Angie has had more than JUST a tummy tuck.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Amber Smith had the most AWESOME HAIR!!
gawd, this trailer is so depressing. i thought i was a mess.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 11:25am.
"Adler's substance abuse issues continued after he was fired from Guns N' Roses. In interviews as recent as 2006, he has stated that he has, at times, used $300 worth of drugs in one night.
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$300 in one night? That's it? He needs to step OFF and let another drug ho be in that show!
"OFF" just made me think of Harvey (Jordan's kid when he sayd F--- OFF! to Peter Andre)
Loved the A-Ha video!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I GOT IT!! AJ IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE SELA WARD!!!
what with her botox and brow lift or whatevs she did to her face. she looks like Sela Ward now!!!!!!!
Did you guys know it was Sela Ward who played Wes Bentley's vacant-traumatized-nobody-home mom in American Beauty? Ya. For reals!
My big ass needs cake rehab...got's one of those?
See below>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
I feel so bad for the little AI heffa. Not having anyone to come visit you in rehab is some awful shit.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Clarisse and Louise Brooks: Ah, books! I have at least 30 books sitting unread. Then I go to the library and take out MORE. Then I buy MORE. I read every day but cannot get this stack manageable. Like those houses where there are piles of trash everywhere...I have teetering stacks of books. When I am elderly I will be the crazy book lady.
I have a dresser full of yarn, a bookshelf full of yarn (which is why the books aren't on it) and have packed up and sent away yarn to a boys' home where they crocheted. I have baskets of yarn everywhere. Usually with unfinished projects, I stuff them in a drawer so I don't have to look at them.
Okay, so maybe I'll be the crazy book and yarn lady.
Celebrity rehab is damned depressing. Jeff Conaway looks and sounds awful and so does Gary Busey, whom I have a soft spot for. I wish them all the best!
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"Im totally cereal!"
And to think, Busey, not long ago was extolling the virtues of The 12 Step Program on Penn and Teller's Bullshit.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 9, 2008 - 11:40am.
I need yarn and books rehab. I just cannot stop myself. I don't need to buy anymore for years, but I keep purchasing. I'll make this....and this.... and this....and read this....and this....and this.
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OMG, me too!! Books and yarn are comforting.
I have so much yarn it's ridiculous. But not nearly as ridiculous as all the half finished projects laying around.
Last night the lovely UPS man dropped off 4 more books from amazon. Nevermind that I have at least 6 I haven't read yet.
ImpertinentVixen!!!
Oh god!! Are you also anal renentive about your books??? When i moved, i had 13 copy paper boxes full. Each one labeled with the shelf and shelf number.
Movers thought that was funny?
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
I need yarn and books rehab. I just cannot stop myself. I don't need to buy anymore for years, but I keep purchasing. I'll make this....and this.... and this....and read this....and this....and this.
That YouTube Dlisted show sounds fun. We could call it TOILET BATS.
Jill! LMFAO!
You need triple posting rehab!!!! hahahahaha
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RIMADYL KILLS
That "Take on Me" video was too fucking funny.
That "Take on Me" video was too fucking funny.
That "Take on Me" video was too fucking funny.
OMG we can totally get Hostess, Little Debbie, and Jack Daniels to sponsor us. I'm sure Massengil would lend its support, because we are always talking about Douches.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 11:34am.
_Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 11:31am.
does Duane Reade sell Hostess?
YES!!!!!!!!!!
BRB LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
_Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 11:31am.
does Duane Reade sell Hostess?
YES!!!!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 9, 2008 - 11:27am.
LOL guys! I swear there should be a junk food rehab. It just makes you feel SOOOOO good when you're stressed! And these celebs give me a headache, so I blame it all on them.
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Shoooot, that would be way better than that TMZ on TV shit show.
GDAmmit! I'm going to need rehab for focking Yahoo. I keep getting kicked off everytime I'm on here!!! Bitchycuntysearchengine.
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Is anyone watching that Kath & Kim show tonight? (I just saw an ad for it) I think it looks funny. I think my BF wants to watch it. I'm pretty sure he has a thing for Selma Blair.
does Duane Reade sell Hostess?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I love Celeb Rehab, but the one thing that bothers me is hearing their tragic personal stories because then I have hard time making fun of them.
I was watching that thinking, "Sean Stewart? What a frigging douche!" Then he started saying how he was told horrible things as a kid and I felt sympathy. Damn you, stupid emotions!
Then he flicked off Dr. Drew's helper and I was backing to labeling him a douche, so I guess it's balances out.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 9, 2008 - 11:29am.
Someone said a few weeks ago that MK should start a show sort of like a "D-Listed roundtable" where we all sit around bitching about celebs and eating and drinking. LOL Kind of like Chelsea Handler, but with all of us unknown horz.
YOUTUBE baby!
Someone said a few weeks ago that MK should start a show sort of like a "D-Listed roundtable" where we all sit around bitching about celebs and eating and drinking. LOL Kind of like Chelsea Handler, but with all of us unknown horz.
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Glad you're back, okie.
Now, on topic, Celebrity Rehab looks awesome!! I love Gary Busey!
"See how much handsomer you just got?"
"It's the lighting"
*heart swells*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LOL guys! I swear there should be a junk food rehab. It just makes you feel SOOOOO good when you're stressed! And these celebs give me a headache, so I blame it all on them.
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:(
I want some junk food too
I want Ho Ho's Mel!
that tke on me guy is still cute after all these years.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Mel-Tang, I stay away from Girl Scout Cookies- the Samoas. I can eat that whole box in one sitting!
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
I need Ho-Ho rehab. I just ate 4.
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Holy Shit! Steve Adler is still taking drugs??
"Adler's substance abuse issues continued after he was fired from Guns N' Roses. In interviews as recent as 2006, he has stated that he has, at times, used $300 worth of drugs in one night. In 1996, Adler suffered a stroke and was briefly comatose after taking a particularly potent speedball, a cocktail of heroin and cocaine used intravenously; he later suffered a second stroke. He survived, but now lives with a speech impediment as a result."
THAT'S COMMITMENT!!!!
*edit for spellin
*tryin to type wif ma toes like LoLo
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
A-Ha hahahahahaha! That version of "Take On Me" was funny. LOL
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Submitted by Dallas on October 9, 2008 - 11:18am.
Oklahoma, How is that working for ya?
It works just fine, Just don't try to hug her till she's had her DRUGS!
Submitted by Dallas on October 9, 2008 - 11:18am.
Oklahoma, How is that working for ya?
Dont you even BEGIN to fuck with her today.
She tells jokes. Got it!
Now peace in the middle east whores!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*stares at my dog* *thinks* How does he keep talking to me.. Man, these drugs are so fucking awesome!! just sitting there in their awesomeness!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Oklahoma, How is that working for ya?
@Dalas, I'm in the same boat.. What will help me is drugs.. So help me out.. Make me better, Give me drugs!! mmmm drugs, goood drugs!!! *slaps away your hug* Drugs damn it, I said Drugs!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?