Thursday, October 9th 2008
Suri Runs!
Keep running, Suri! Don't stop. Run away from the barley water, the shoe lifts, the word "glib," and Johnny Travolta's dead cat wig. Run away from all of it and don't look back. Don't fret about Stepford Katie. She'll follow you. That's what she's best at.
Unfortunately, Suri didn't run off into the sunset. Oh well, maybe she's just training like JLo in "Enough." I bet she spends her nights boxing and making fake IDs. She'll make a break for it soon.
Suri and Katie actually looked happy while skipping around the East Village in NYC yesterday. They were smiling because that big girl Tommy wasn't around. And it looks like Suri has graduated from the bottle! Now only ten more years to go before Tommy allows her to drink from regular cups.
Ay Papi! I LOVE Suri! and that is it! my screen name has nothing to do with it. k?
maybe ur the phedo? hmmmmm
These pics are adorable. Little legs running and having happy fun times. Even KBot is smiley and laughing. They should both keep running as far away from Tommyboy as robotly possible.
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That bump on Suri's head is her alien brain. See they(aliens) are so gifted that they only have bumps for brains.
Ps:She has had the bump since she was a baby right?
I usually think Suri's cute, but she looks like a total alien in this picture. And is that and EPT test in her hand? She's showing the world she'll have someone to play with soon. No one has told her it's going to be wiggly penis peeing plastic baby. Let's all play along and not spoil the poor kids illusion.
1. Suri is the cutest damned kid. I can't stand it!
2. Katie's bag is kind of completely hot....
@euphoria:i'm just glad i'm not the only one that noticed that thing on suri's forehead...i thought i was being punished for saying bad things about scientos...;)
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
letinstar, we had a convo about that earlier. It's like an alien is trying to burst through her forehead. For all we know, it IS!
is that a penis doll?
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Does Suri have highlights?? And what in Stepford Hell is Katie wearing? Those tight black jeans WITH ZIPPERS AT THE ANKLE?!?!?!?! 1985 called & wants its look back.
Suri is adorable, though.
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Suri is so damn cute...! She makes Katie look like crap though. What the hell is she wearing and did she dye or hair!??! I am so glad that she's off the bottle and she's actually being allowed to walk or run around nyc! MK you should totally stalk them or something! PLEASE! (nah I'm kidding, that's weird and you might get weird Scientology freaks following you and threatening to kill you)...
Your face!
Suri will kick shilo's butt when they grow up!
if shilo steals Suri's man! she will definitely get a whoop ass from Suri!
suri is so adorable! I luv u, Suri!
Aw man, another Cruise who likes to run...and I don't mean Katie...But the kid is friggin adorable...
No, maybe Suri won't win any beauty contests, but she is absolutely adorable and so animated that her personality makes up for it :)
Edit: Suri does have a cute profile, so I think there is hope yet :)
I love how Katie seems so amused by all of this silliness! It's so nice to see Katie partaking in the fun with her own daughter. With Angelina, she's usually giving Shiloh some strange, cold look :/
There are very few celebrities I despise as much as I despise TommyGirl but Suri is adorable.
There, I said it.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Ugly fucking kid! Apparently they didn't donate enough to Xenu to get a good looking one!
Suri is one seriously ugly kid.
She is a lovely little robot.... but these shoes are busted. Katie please buy her new ones you fucking stingy cow
Seriously .. doesn't that thing Suri is holding in the top pic look like an EPT???
main picture: is it the lighting or there something weird going on with suri's forehead?
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will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
At least Suri has some facial expression for ONCE
That isn't a security blanket, it's modesty blanket. If they didn't cover her with it, we'd be flashed by Suri's bum (diaper?) every time they picked her up - which seems to be often!
Get the kid a pair of trousers...
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on October 9, 2008 - 2:18pm.
I hate to say this but Suri is not a cute baby. She isn't as fug as Adam Sandler's daughter but she ain't gonna win no beauty contests.
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I hate to say this...
but I concur!
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suri running to keep WARM. Put some warm clothes on this child!!
I wonder if they upgraded Suri's microchip and now she can run. Wonder what else the Suri 3.0 can do?
FFS, put some other shoes on your damn kid already! You would think these ones are just glued on!
FIrst of all....they should just put a pair of sparkly red shoes on her and she would look exactly like Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ! Second of all....Put a damn jacket on the girl! My son and Suri are almost the same age and he doesn't walk around with a blanket instead of a jacket. Dress your kids how you would want to be dressed! If you are cold, chances are that they are too! MORON!
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Evil Dead Rocks.
Is this child ever allowed to wear some pants?
Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 12:41pm.
weenielover- my sis is the only one i've ever heard use the term "parental units" and she loves weener dogs, too, so there are some stark similarities!
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the term parental units comes from the cone heads from snl when jane curtin et al were on it.
using that term denotes a person of wisdom and good humour.
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Oh well, maybe she's just training like JLo in "Enough." I bet she spends her nights boxing and making fake IDs. She'll make a break for it soon.
*falling out* Too Funny.
Anyways Suri is by far the cutest celebrity kid out right now.
Awww....I think suri is so cute. She looks just like her daddy's Josh and Chris. :)
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I hate to say this but Suri is not a cute baby. She isn't as fug as Adam Sandler's daughter but she ain't gonna win no beauty contests.
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Submitted by Old sparky on October 9, 2008 - 2:01pm.
No gia, those aren't shady looking characters in the background. Those are NYers! :)
ahahahahahhahaahah ROTFLMAO I know/
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Suri Looks just like her Dad,Josh Hartnett.
I can't wait until she is old enough to write a tell-all.
No gia, those aren't shady looking characters in the background. Those are NYers! :)
These people should be ashamed of themselves for bringing that little girl up in a cult. It's sickening.
I love these pics! Suri is the most darling little celeb-baby of them all. So awesome with her looking up at her mom while they are trotting through town.
Does anyone else think Suri looks a bit like Joshua Jackson in that first photo?
Wonder when Josh Harnett is going to sue for visitation?
Yea...I went there. So what.
Run girls run!
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I like Suri in pigtails....she actually looks like a little girl, and not a robot baby.
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
gia- i think that's her security team in the backround. they prob dress to "blend in" http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
they're right outside Nevada Smith's. that's on 3rd ave right by NYU, i used to go there all the time for karaoke back in the day!
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Damn, so many captions for just one picture!
It should be the Caption of the Day!
Tom Cruise: Don't you run away from me! Xenu will come after you!
Katie Holmes: Fuck you! I'm leaving and taking Suri!
Tom Cruise: Noooooooooooo!
if they are letting suri's bangs grow out, can they at least pin them back so the kid can see? those are some shady looking characters in the background.
how come katie doesn't put a jacket or sweater on suri..is it because aliens babies don't feel cold?
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Submitted by Athina on October 9, 2008 - 12:47pm.
She's carrying Tommy Girl in one of those front loading baby backpack things.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Katie looks preggers. I see a bump under her sweater in some pics.
Submitted by loozer on October 9, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Actually my BF hangs the hand towels up so they barely hang on, and untimately end up in a blob on the floor OR he clumps it in a wad on top of the rack so it has no chance of drying. Drives me NUTS sometimes! I don't care if it's straight, just put it back! Yeesh!