Thursday, October 9th 2008
Suri Runs!
Keep running, Suri! Don't stop. Run away from the barley water, the shoe lifts, the word "glib," and Johnny Travolta's dead cat wig. Run away from all of it and don't look back. Don't fret about Stepford Katie. She'll follow you. That's what she's best at.
Unfortunately, Suri didn't run off into the sunset. Oh well, maybe she's just training like JLo in "Enough." I bet she spends her nights boxing and making fake IDs. She'll make a break for it soon.
Suri and Katie actually looked happy while skipping around the East Village in NYC yesterday. They were smiling because that big girl Tommy wasn't around. And it looks like Suri has graduated from the bottle! Now only ten more years to go before Tommy allows her to drink from regular cups.
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weenielover- my sis is the only one i've ever heard use the term "parental units" and she loves weener dogs, too, so there are some stark similarities!
Mollybird: LOL jinx, that's the one I think it's kinda sexy, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
loozer!
Love that movie! When she comes home and her soups are all faced right!!! OH Shit.
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
LMAO look at the big guy behind them in the second pic on row two. the look on his face says "ALIENS?" also, the other dude is kind of hot....
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I sure hope that guy walking behind Katie in the blue hat is a bodyguard!
The look he is giving the back of her head is more creepy than watching Joe Simpson marvel at Jessica's boobs.
Sleeping With The Enemy.
I can see Tommy going ballistic because Katie hung the handtowels crooked. On second thought, that is unforgiveable! I wouldn't stand for that either. I am sure that has nothing to do with why I am single.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
@KD: LOL. Nope. I have no blood sisters. :)
FilthyBitch, it does look like she has an alien coming out of her forehead. I can clearly see it. On another note, I demand that Maury Povich do a paternity test on that child...get Chris Klein AND Josh Hartnett up in here STAT! I can't stand it for one more second not knowing which one fathered that child!
This poor kid, she has no idea how fucked up her life is going to be when she's old enough to realise what she was born into.
WHY, WHY, WHY do these parental units keep dressing that kid like it's JULY??? Is it still 80 in NYC?? GEEZLOUISSSEEE!
Submitted by weenielover on October 9, 2008 - 12:30pm.
AMY, is that YOU??
Geez you "talk" just like my sister, Amy.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Hekki LOL I'm the opposite, always cold
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I'm always cold, too! Except when I'm not. If my feet are cold, then I'm cold, and my feet are almost ALWAYS cold. Even happens in the summer, but not as bad.
I have always thought that Suri had some kind of birthmark/deformity/mark of the beast on her forehead and I'll be damned if these pics don't show some kinda mark there when her hair is blown back. Remember when she was born, she was kept hidden for like 6 months... then every single picture since, including the one when she was 6 months old or so, she has ALWAYS had her hair plastered on her forehead, to the point where lately they will let it get in her eyes rather than cut it back.
*hears Twilight Zone music*
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Katie's so haggard and frumpy. She looks 2x her age
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We're fucked
She's a adorabot~
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We're fucked
shut the smurf up: I know, she's starting to look like TG to me
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Wyle E on October 9, 2008 - 12:26pm.
That was so eloquently put, I think I just shed a tear...seriously. You hit the nail on the proverbial head. And DAMN, it DOES hurt to get punched in the starfish and I'm a girl for fark's sake.
Im always slutty ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The lil Robot lost her cuteness....
and guys, Robots don't feel anything
Hekki LOL I'm the opposite, always cold.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Euphoria on October 9, 2008 - 12:21pm.
For me its the ability to call things that we all think but might not say for fear of being uncharitable. He has a great command of the language so that he sounds casual, but actually his expression is very sophisticated.
His phrases just stick in my mind...
'Punched in the starfish' anyone?
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Awww, she's a cutie. But she has a crazy dad and a yes-man for a mother. I'll be interested to see if she comes out with a tell-all in about 18 yrs or so. Dad'll probably make Joan Crawford come out like mother of the year.
Run Forest! Ruuuun!
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
There was definitely a power surge at the compound today. It super-energized Suri but I think Katie blew a fuse. I can just imagine the sound coming out of her mouth (think slo-mo) "Ohhhhh Immmmm mellllltttttiiiiinnngggg. Ohhhhhhhmmmmmmmggggurgle."
Submitted by snowpiece:" Katie is holding her sweater. Suri is probably like my niece who refuses to wear a jacket etc and people always look at her like "that poor child.""
My younger one is like that. I just carry her jacket or sweater until she decides she's cold. And unless they are danger of frostbite and we're only walking a block, what's the difference?
Personally, I don't mind the cold myself, and am famous in my building for going out in the dead of winter in just a sweater. All the old ladies and the doormen are always going, "Aren't you COLD?" No. If I were, I'd wear a coat. Now mind your beeswax.
Submitted by Wyle E on October 9, 2008 - 12:18pm.
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MK isn't just witty, he's so darn, well, relatable (is that a word?) or relative or, oh hell...I mean I can relate to so much of what he says. Makes my day.
Katie has some of the ugliest legs I've ever seen!
Submitted by Euphoria on October 9, 2008 - 12:14pm.
That was MK at his best was it now?
Fuck I love this site!!!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Katie is holding her sweater. Suri is probably like my niece who refuses to wear a jacket etc and people always look at her like "that poor child."
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Even though she is all smiles, that smile she (the baby) has kind of breaks my heart.
That little girl is sooo screwed. Her entire life is so fucking fake. Adult fake ass hollystrange whores can make their own choices, leave the fucking kids out of it.
You godless freaks. FUCKING ALIENS????? MY GOD ALIENS! MORONS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I still don't understand why Suri is always in some sort of summer-wear but everyone around her is wearing coats, sweaters, or long-sleeved shirts.
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Why is this child never dressed in a sweater, always coatless, while her parents wear jackets?
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Because those selfish assholes, Katebot and Tommy Girl, want the world to see what designer fashion Suri the fashionista is wearing today. They don't give a shit if she's cold as long as the world can "oooh" and "aaah" over her little designer duds.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Why is this child never dressed in a sweater, always coatless, while her parents wear jackets?
Tommy Girl thinks it makes him look taller, and Katie has to hide the bruises. As for Suri, Tommy knows she can already pick him up and put him on top of the dresser, so he doesn't mess with her.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
And why do they always dress in her dresses? Isn't NY freaking cold? I guess they want her to be lady like so she doesn't end up like big sis.
Oh well, maybe she's just training like JLo in "Enough." I bet she spends her nights boxing and making fake IDs.
MK, can't breathe...can't stop laughing. Now if she would only put a big gold ring on each finger and wrap her hands in tape, I would KNOW she's getting ready to say "ENOUGH" and beat the living shit outta Tommy Girl. If only...
WOW thats the first time I've ever seen Suri smile. She really is cute.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Katie looks stylish as usual.
For a librarian with no lips.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
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that IS strange.
RunNNNNNN don't look back! She wouldn't get far anyway. She probably has a tracking device in her. Poor kid. The look on her face is classic! She is looking like "FREEDOM"!
Run Suri, Run!
Hmm, I feel dumb for asking but, what does "glib" mean?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxW3Ed7GrhQ
Katie: that scarf looks stupid.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Why is this child never dressed in a sweater, always coatless, while her parents wear jackets?
They left her plugged in too long! She's overcharged. Energizer Bunny! Run Suri RUN!!!