Smile Like You've Just Burned Your Husband's Groin
52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay of Bradenton, FL was arrested at her home yesterday because she poured a pot of boiling hot water on her husband's crotch area! Maybe she was in the mood for some hot dick?
Maverna told police that she thinks her husband has been cheating on her ass, so she busted a hot load on his groin while he slept. She also admitted that she had been boozing before the incident. Maverna didn't need to say that. Her glazed eyes already confirmed that little tidbit.
She was charged with aggravated domestic battery. Her husband is in fair condition at a local hospital.
Maverna didn't let a little thing called "getting arrested" get in the way of a hot mug shot. This is how you do it. Yes, Maverna knows that she's about to spend the night on the concrete floor of a jail cell, where prostitutes and junkies will probably try and sit on her face. She knows all of this, but she's going to smile for her mug shot like she means it.
Nothing says "I burned my husband's dick and I don't give an eff" like a smiley mug shot.
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Good for her!!! You go girl! And if you happen to see Casey Anthony while you are in jail...
Please kill her for me!
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Awww, Uvula, it's lovely! Glad you're taking photos of it. You'll be glad you did. Congratulations, BTW.
And Maverna's man will think twice before he two-times again. If he's able to, anyway.
It's wrong, but I have to chuckle. Hell hath no fury, gentlemen. Don't forget...
modianos, I love your H R Pufnstuf avie. Brings back memories!
Submitted by modianos on October 9, 2008 - 1:13pm.
1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box
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4. pour hot grits (or boiling H2O) in the box... ☺
Damn, that sounds like a recipe!
Bet he won't cheat for a few months.
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J'espère:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCJIU6a_u0
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Jesus..why all the fucked up people in the US.. have to come up from my home state...
She should also boil that lipstick she's rocking.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
CHEATIN? should have been molten lava! :>
burn blisters on a cock.
OUCH.
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your junk inthat box
3. make her open the box
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yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand
ive never had a dlisted stalker *pout*
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yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand
She took "sterilzation" too literally.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
He should've snapped out of his sleep and kicked her right in her pussy.
LMFAO....if a pic is worth a thousand words then hers would be "I warned him once. Then I scalded his ass...well his ball peen hammer really. But, I think he got the message. Don't chu. Tehe"
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THETRUTH555, she does look a lot like Esther Rolle from Good Times!
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm778672128/nm0738354
And she WAS from Pompano Beach, Florida! AHAHAHAHAHA!
One word: Florida
Snowy, I don't know what happened to her. But, she could still be here under another alias. So many of us have had to change our monikers due to stalkers and loonies. I know I did. I bet I "know" half the people on this site and don't know that I know them because we've changed names and avies for various reasons.
They arrested her? Oh, Come on, they can't expect her to all wait until she's calmed down to go and talk to him rationally. Like THAT ever happens!
Euphoria yes, that was her, she's a lawyer I believe.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 9, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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Aw, you gots a cute lil baby bump. ☺ ♥
My, my, my.
He should be thankful that she did not have a sharp knife from the Lorena Bobbitt collection.
New Hot Slut of the Month contender!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 12:45pm.
She's like "I shore did!"
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HAHA! "and I'd do it again!"
LMFAO @ Maverick! Funny fuckers.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 9, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Bossy
Wow, that's worse than what I did to my HS Sweetheart when I caught him cheating. And I got his sorry ass good too!
Oh oh do tell. And how long did you two go out?
I super-glued his dick to his stomach when he was sleeping, haha. And we were together for about 2 1/2 years. We broke up for good directly after "the incident". Going to lunch - be back soon.
Woah. Don't hear that everyday. I'm guessing this was after high school though, right? I'm surprised you didn't do something the moment you caught them in the act. Wonder who the skank he cheated with was. You sure are a maverick though.
Submitted by Hekki on October 9, 2008 - 12:42pm.
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That be my fatassed, preggo belly, sweetcheeks.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 12:55pm.
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Awww, you betcha! Yeah, I wonder what happened to Jinxy. Wasn't it something like Jinxy McDeath or some shit like that?
Shit, she will get a hero's welcome in lockup. Too bad you can't smoke in the pokey anymore, you could buy protection wif em back in the day.
Euphoria, that was so JINXYYY!
OMG remember jinxy? does she still post on here?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
MAVERICK!!!! BWAAAAAha ha ha ah ah!!!!!
fucking love you guys!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Maverna is a Maverick! You BETCHA Snowy / Euphoria!!
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
She's got an "Oh, oooooopsie!" smile
OMG! Is that the mother from Good Times?!!!!!!
dynoooooooooooooomite
OMG She's my Hot Slut of the month! I personally prefer the Krazy Glue technique, but she rocks!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Um...there are enough dicks with feet out there...just trade the cheatin one in. Bitch please!
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LOL, so true!
Er, I guess this will teach him not to cheat her anymore....I guess. Either that, or he'll get a restraining order.
LoLo: one thisng we can say about Maverna, she shore is a MAVERICK!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Maverna is a Maverick! She will be those jailed prostitutes' goddess!
Oaky, this is my favorite post so far today! Maybe it's cuz her lipstick matches the lid of my tupperware container that is holding a delicious cherry/almond scone. Cheers Maverna!
Well...at least she didn't cut it off?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Bossy
Wow, that's worse than what I did to my HS Sweetheart when I caught him cheating. And I got his sorry ass good too!
Oh oh do tell. And how long did you two go out?
I super-glued his dick to his stomach when he was sleeping, haha. And we were together for about 2 1/2 years. We broke up for good directly after "the incident". Going to lunch - be back soon.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
YUMMMMMMM I LOVE SAUSAGE AND GRITS FOR BREAKFAST!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh, hell, Pimpcessa, you're not the "grits" lady I just told about are you? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
maybe maverna thought dick and balls would taste better when they're boiled...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
That woman's got a serious case of Corn Toofs.
Pimpcessa: You can't make a statement like that without telling us what you did. Allegedly did, I mean.
Now spill it.
submitted by Pimpcessa on October 9, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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Do tell...!
WHy did i just get that dang Dick in a Box song stuck in my head.
Dick in a pine box maybe!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Pimpcessa, I don't live there anymore. I got the hell outta there when three hurricanes destroyed my house near the intracoastal!
Um...there are enough dicks with feet out there...just trade the cheatin one in. Bitch please!
Pimpcessa...dish!!! Come on....come on...*winks*
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread