Smile Like You've Just Burned Your Husband's Groin
52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay of Bradenton, FL was arrested at her home yesterday because she poured a pot of boiling hot water on her husband's crotch area! Maybe she was in the mood for some hot dick?
Maverna told police that she thinks her husband has been cheating on her ass, so she busted a hot load on his groin while he slept. She also admitted that she had been boozing before the incident. Maverna didn't need to say that. Her glazed eyes already confirmed that little tidbit.
She was charged with aggravated domestic battery. Her husband is in fair condition at a local hospital.
Maverna didn't let a little thing called "getting arrested" get in the way of a hot mug shot. This is how you do it. Yes, Maverna knows that she's about to spend the night on the concrete floor of a jail cell, where prostitutes and junkies will probably try and sit on her face. She knows all of this, but she's going to smile for her mug shot like she means it.
Nothing says "I burned my husband's dick and I don't give an eff" like a smiley mug shot.
Thanks Athina
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Best mugshot ever.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Oh lord!
I laughed so hard i hurt my damn back!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Euphoria
I swear this is a true story: I used to live in Florida and you do not fuck with or fuck around on those women down there.
OMG and I live in Florida too!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
The Crazy Train has left the station! Whoo, Whooo!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I swear this is a true story: I used to live in Florida and you do not fuck with or fuck around on those women down there. This one woman poured a boiling pot of GRITS on her dead-drunk, cheating husband's goodies while he was out and it practically melted his peen to his nutsac. She didn't have to worry about him cheating when she went to jail because she melted his naughty bits OFF!
(She could have, at least, woke him up and ASKED if he wanted grits for breakfast. LOLOLOLOLOL!)
Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 9, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Wow, that's worse than what I did to my HS Sweetheart when I caught him cheating. And I got his sorry ass good too!
Oh oh do tell. And how long did you two go out?
She's like "I shore did!"
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Wow, that's worse than what I did to my HS Sweetheart when I caught him cheating. And I got his sorry ass good too!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Uvula: what's your avvie, man?
i love the mug shot. it's cute. she's happy!
job well done.
Aw lawd! Dat bitch is crazy!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I love how you can tell she's been crying her eyes out over getting arrested but still managed to show off the buttahteeth when the flash went off.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
*cringe*
That is no joke. Cheating is messed up, but girl, that is no way to handle it. Even if it was your sister.
I had a friend whose mother spilled hot coffee on his chest (I didn't ask. His home life was questionable) and the skin looked melted. I can't imagine what his peen looked like.
oh. she crazy!