Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl:
I think I just developed a whole new layer of respect for Paris Hilton: at least she never claimed to be anything else but a shallow two-dimensional bimbo with the personality of a parsnip...
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excuse me?
Paris always says she is smarter than what people think, and a good person, etc......she is always trying to make herself sound different than the piece of shit we all know she is!
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
The lips of DEATH FROM SAINT EVIL BRANGELINA explains the reason why BRAD's UNIT has shrunk so much. She sucked the spine out of IT.
To Be Compassionate in America is to Reward Bad Behavior
I wish these two sick Media whores could be teleported to another dimension. They are shameless and repugnant. I have never hated any celebrity before but I absolutely despise them and wish the both of them double the misery that they have caused others. Fake, sick, lying, scamming, narcissistic, hypocrites.
Where's Angie's fucking Halo?
What pisses me off is that they are acting like her vagina was made of solid gold and her eggs were the tears of unicorns or something and as if she was THE mother of all mothers and THE charitable person of all and just THE most generous goddess ever.
Angelina is mentally ill. She said in an interview years ago that whenever she feels like cutting herself, she thinks about her son and doesnt do it. These children are nothing but mere "dont kill yourself today Angie" post-it note reminders for her.
everytime she adopts one or gets pregnant with one it was probably right after she had a meltdown.
Just a few weeks ago we were talking about Paul Newman and how he has helped out with millions upon millions of dollars for a good cause, didnt leave his wife of 50 years because he got tired of her and wanted to be with some 20 something year old pussy...and he wasnt in the news twice a week.
Brangelina complain all the time that they dont care what the public thinks and what they speculate, yet every step they take...is deliberately publicized. I bet they TELL reporters where they are most of the time anyway, so someone can come and take pics of them. It's all publicity...
And the thing is, it's not something you can just ignore. They are like a car-accident that you cant stop looking at when you drive by.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Not pretty anymore.
Angelina has a new movie due for release soon, so of course angelina has convinced brad that it is good publicity to whore themselves out through the media. If this doesn't prove what a media whore angelina is, i don't know what does. Angelina is the biggest media whore on the planet. Too much publicity can turn into "over kill" and people eventually will get tired and bored, it has nothing to do with jealousy. Angelina should do herself and the world a favor, take a break from the media whoring for a while and let people recover from the fatigue. She has some of the most disgusting lips i have ever seen on a woman, either natural or unnatural.
All I can think about when I see this pic are raw, bleeding nipples. Because for us women here in the real world, that's what happens. Not to mention the fact that you can actually get a fungal infection on your nipples (thrush), painful engorgement of you tittays that make them hard & is sometimes accompanied by a fever, inflamed nipple ducts, & getting baby spit-up all over your tittay. And oh yeah, it also FUCKING HURTS. That, & instead of looking like a radiant angel, you look like a sleepy, blotchy-skinned corpse that just staggered straight out of a Geroge Romero movie.
And I realize that breastfeeding is a natural thing, but I also think it's something that's rather intimate & personal that's shared between a mother & child, & not something that should be displayed on magazine covers all over the world. There's a difference between some regular old Plain Jane sitting in the library breastfeeding & an honest-to-God SAINT [insert roll-eyes here] like Angie Jo having her mug & tittays plastered all over magazine covers around the world. I don't have a problem with seeing a woman breastfeed in public, but there's just something inherently wrong about flashing pics of it all across the globe for the entire human race to see. Just sayin'.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 10, 2008 - 9:34am.
WTF is wrong with her lips EWWW!!!!
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COLLAGEN INJECTIONS!
Check out Star magazine. They give the run down of her mommy makeover.
Hell naw!!! whoregelina again. I'm sick of this bitch, her lover boy and her babies. And private HA! there is nothing private about this bitch. Whoring yourself and your "family" right before your movie come out is just sad.
She claim they moved to france to get away from the media, but as soon as she got there she started giving interviews to European mags. I guess thats part of her scheme. She know in America we see thru her and can't stand her, so she'll go over to Europe and fool them, and WTF is wrong with her lips EWWW!!!!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Phoebe on October 9, 2008 - 6:40pm.
That's the only time one of those spawn got anywhere near her breast.
That's why its hand is flailing around - it's lost.
Ha! Good call. I bet that's true. If she's breast feeding those kids then I am the Queen of Sheba.
Taking up on other people's point's - sorry to lazy to go back and see who- there are three things that really struck me.
The first is the observation that she doesn't seem to have any female friends. If she did we'd know about it as god knows we know everything else. She's one of these cunts that calls herself a man's woman isn't she?
The second thing is people mentioning there will next be a sex tape and damn that's a horrid thought. But it makes sense. They act out on the red carpet like exhibitionists, they both work in a show off job so it is almost impossible to think they haven’t filmed themselves doing the sex. So, when ol’ liver lips gets bored with being the earth mother out will come the raunchy tape. Can you imagine JJ? They’d drown in their collective bodily fluids.
Thirdly I have had a C section and had no idea it was so gross. Thanks. Good job I'm not doing that again.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
She will step on a landmine
Her lips will protect most of her body from the blast
But she will lose her left eye
She will return to America
In the hills of beverly is where she will seek treatment
She will see a chocolate girl and a vanilla girl shoping at Chanel
She will be suprise to see that it is the blob and the African child.
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Alright. You just creeped me the fuck out. That is JUST as sick as Brangelina porn! Maybe even sicker.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Lillepony
Seriously. I don't see the difference between Angelina and today's "Caption this contest". Those lips. I really do think they smell.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 10, 2008 - 12:42am.
This is disgusting. These people talk about how private they are, how they dont like publicity because it misrepresents them...blah blah blah...and yet EVERY damn opportunity is used to put everything in their lives on display. Private pics of Angie by Pitt? MY ASS. Why would Brad Pitt , who is always pissed at reporters and invasion of his privacy, take private pics of his one true love, with one tit hanging out, and then show them to the public?
These people are disgusting man. And the pathetic part is people think they are great, not realizing that obviously these two sell out whores are doing all this to further their careers...
I cant help but thinking that this whole baby adopting thing by them is as if they went picking puppies in a pet store. I cant point the finger on it, but there seems something incredibly insincere about these two...like a couple picked from the Twilight Zone or something.
They are like your typical nightmare in terms of two-dimensional, shallow, attention whores who have learned to advance their careers in a very new way which is almost insulting. Makes me appreciate the regular whores who validate their existence and further their "careers" through regular whoring around and "accidental" publishing of sex videos...
I think I just developed a whole new layer of respect for Paris Hilton: at least she never claimed to be anything else but a shallow two-dimensional bimbo with the personality of a parsnip...
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Amen sister! Don't know if there could be a better way to put it than how you did here!!! yes, they actually do make Parasite look good, that alone is enough reason to hate them, lol!! One thing I must say, Angelina at least doesn't bitch and complain about the paps like her partner does! She seems to at least make an effort to not contradict herself! she certainly has her fair share of failing at it, but she does make an effort! She's made a point of saying the environmental work is Brad's issue, and not hers, because she obviously is aware he's a hypocrite about that! Truth is, I liked her before she was with him!! He sold her out!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 10, 2008 - 12:42am.
Calm down. They are just celebrities. The beauty is if you don't read the stuff printed about them and you change the channel when they come on, you don't have to get pissed.
If you are getting so upset, maybe you need a break from reading about them. I routinely scroll pass items that have anything to do with the cast of The Hills, Jennifer Lopez, or Jessica Alba.
I don't understand people saying they hate them and then going on and on so. Usually, if you dislike someone your not even pay attention to them. Like I said...scroll past.
Saying you have a new respect for Paris Hilton was just way too far of the deep end.
This is disgusting. These people talk about how private they are, how they dont like publicity because it misrepresents them...blah blah blah...and yet EVERY damn opportunity is used to put everything in their lives on display. Private pics of Angie by Pitt? MY ASS. Why would Brad Pitt , who is always pissed at reporters and invasion of his privacy, take private pics of his one true love, with one tit hanging out, and then show them to the public?
These people are disgusting man. And the pathetic part is people think they are great, not realizing that obviously these two sell out whores are doing all this to further their careers...
I cant help but thinking that this whole baby adopting thing by them is as if they went picking puppies in a pet store. I cant point the finger on it, but there seems something incredibly insincere about these two...like a couple picked from the Twilight Zone or something.
They are like your typical nightmare in terms of two-dimensional, shallow, attention whores who have learned to advance their careers in a very new way which is almost insulting. Makes me appreciate the regular whores who validate their existence and further their "careers" through regular whoring around and "accidental" publishing of sex videos...
I think I just developed a whole new layer of respect for Paris Hilton: at least she never claimed to be anything else but a shallow two-dimensional bimbo with the personality of a parsnip...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Looks good but how weird is it that fashion magazines like W have given up on using fashion models and instead are exclusively celebrities.
The reason that the Italian Vogue issue featuring fabulous black models sold the best in years was, wow, a fashion model on the cover and a black on at that!
This cover shows Angelina looking multiracial more that ever. Her nose is wide and her lips are like any latina, african american or Italian woman. She's gorgeous!
She has no Anglo blood in her. I'm convinced.
Oh yesssss...an impromptu photo where she just happens to be wearing tons of fucking make-up. How candid.
Those lips are just disturbing...and not in a good way. It looks as though they're infected. James Haven's lips are much hotter.
I have a five-hour drive to look forward to tomorrow, and this attention-whoring photo is not improving my mood. Sorry!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Justina on October 9, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by peaches on October 9, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Oh I forgot, in his warped narcissistic mind, he thinks he needs 10 bodyguards to travel with him!!!! give me a fucking break!!!
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Actually bitch needs them bodyguards cause if I ever see him I'm gona smack the stu-pitt right outta him!
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you and me both Justina! you and me both!BTW, anyone else notice how he's never been asked yet to do inside the actors studio? I mean, they brought in Jlo for crying out loud! I have a theory, and it's that he's just too fuckin stupid to be able to discuss acting skills! He'd never be able to answer those questions that the students give! I mean Jlo can't act, but she's certainly smart where she can answer those questions in a coherant manor! I mean, I hear the questions they ask, it's all about acting techniques and shit like that, like I said, he's dumber than a box of rocks, he'd never be able to figure out what to say!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
God! These two will sell their morning pee if People Magazine would buy it. Can't they keep ANYTHING private???
Submitted by peaches on October 9, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Oh I forgot, in his warped narcissistic mind, he thinks he needs 10 bodyguards to travel with him!!!! give me a fucking break!!!
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Actually bitch needs them bodyguards cause if I ever see him I'm gona smack the stu-pitt right outta him!
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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*plants a wet kiss on JH's cheek*
Mad's an evil genius and I can't wait until he hits puberty! All hell's gonna break loose so you better stay on his good side.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by peaches on October 9, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Thanks peachy!
Daddy Voight has told James Haven many times that we should kidnap her! Brad has Angie brainwashed! He tells her she is so fat no other man would want her. Not even George Clooney!
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oh that bastard!!!! well, James you've always had a strong influence on her, time for you to brainwash to see things like you and the rest of us do!!! I've heard Brad has a history of calling his girlfriends fat!
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Submitted by peaches on October 9, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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LOL!! I can believe it, I've seen his early work....just horrible. Thank God he was pretty and could deep throat.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by Justina on October 9, 2008 - 10:26pm.
James Haven should take Shiloh & run for the hills!
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James Haven has thought about it many times but Brad has inserted a chip in the child. The Fuzz would be all over James Haven faster then you could say: "Brad wears plugs!"
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Love you, love you, LOVE YOU! Have a very Mary Kay night! (I have no clue what that means, but I wanted to be cool. Is that what you kids are saying these days?)
SmOOches back, my darling!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by FortuneTeller on October 9, 2008 - 7:27pm.
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Holy shit!!! ROFLMAO!!!! I'm glad I didn't miss this - this shit was hilarious, lol.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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Oh come on - like you haven't thought about it?
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Hello Queenie!
It was actually Mad who gave James Haven the idea!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
And something tells me Brad's got that whole gag reflex thing under control......
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LOL! yep I hear that's how he pretty much how got aHEAD in showbuisness!lol!!
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James Haven should take Shiloh & run for the hills!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 9, 2008 - 10:23pm.
SmOOches dq!!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by peaches on October 9, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Thanks peachy!
Daddy Voight has told James Haven many times that we should kidnap her! Brad has Angie brainwashed! He tells her she is so fat no other man would want her. Not even George Clooney!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:07pm.
The same man who hides his toothbrush for fear James Haven is going to stick it in the toilet bowl?
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Oh come on - like you haven't thought about it?
And something tells me Brad's got that whole gag reflex thing under control......
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
JAMES HAVEN! This is just a very quick drive-by to say hi & I'm SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! xoxo, dq
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:07pm.
James Haven was there for that photo shoot and can tell you Bitches it was staged! That wasn't even Angie's baby!
Angie didn't want the babies involved in such a farce but Brad said it would "look good" "people need to see that we are caring and normal"
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truth be told James, your sister NEVER was like this until Brad showed up! It's always seemed like he's been behind all of these PR stunts! you've confirmed my suspicions! You and Daddy Voight need to rescue your sister and the kids from this craziness Brad puts them through!
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Submitted by KidL on October 9, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I don't care that she is breastfeeding in the photo. I just am tired of seeing her mug on every magazine known to man and the relentless pimping out of her kids for PR.
For the life of me, I will never understand how his tranny vampire became the Mother Teresa of the 21st Century. She and BP are hardly models of green living either.
damn right they're not!! alright I understand the private jet in regards to having such a large family, but Brad seems to fly in it everywhere, by himself, with only one or two kids, etc! If he cared about the environment, he'd at least fly commercial when by himself! Oh I forgot, in his warped narcissistic mind, he thinks he needs 10 bodyguards to travel with him!!!! give me a fucking break!!!
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James Haven is on TMZ.com if you Bitches care to see him! But don't blink!
Daddy Voight and James Haven are strolling down the street when Daddy Voight is accosted by the paps!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 9, 2008 - 10:05pm.
James Haven, you must be so tired of this constant abuse of your sister....lol
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Kisses to you PSL!
James Haven is not going to lie to you. It can wear a brother down.
If it's not Daddy Voight then it's you crazy Bitches saying things about Angie. Sometimes James Haven feels bad and then remembers how Angie let's Brad get away with pulling James Haven's chair out from him when he goes to sit down.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven was there for that photo shoot and can tell you Bitches it was staged! That wasn't even Angie's baby!
Angie didn't want the babies involved in such a farce but Brad said it would "look good" "people need to see that we are caring and normal"
Normal? Ha! This comes from a man takes a shower in his bathing suit incase he has to run out of the house fast?
Who won't eat a hot dog unless it's cut down the middle? he fears choking.
The same man who hides his toothbrush for fear James Haven is going to stick it in the toilet bowl?
Normal? James Haven thinks not!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven, you must be so tired of this constant abuse of your sister....lol
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 9, 2008 - 10:00pm.
That's totally James Haven in a wig.
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James Haven may assure you THAT is NOT James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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That's totally James Haven in a wig.
Submitted by Keane on October 9, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Brad and Ange are rapdly becoming the USA's answer to Jordan and Peter Andre. They both sell personal images of themselves with every new addition to their family to magazines for cash and make a fucking great living off of it.
LOL!!! Well I have more respect for Jordan and Peter Andre because they at least are up front about it!!!
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_No. After the baby is taken out, they take out your uterus, lay it on top of your numb belly and thoroughly clean it out
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To add to that lovely thought, when I had mine, my husband said to me "Honey, I'm talking to you & your guts are on the table & it's FREAKING me out!!!" I had NO idea that your entire innards are taken out & put back in. It was like the Scarecrow from "The Wizard of Oz"-He took out my intestines & threw it over there! Then he took out my uterus & threw it over there!
Anygrossness, I think Saint AngieJo looks natural in this picture & not made up within an inch of her life. I'm not a Brangaloonie, but I do think she looks pretty in these "private" pics.
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Hey ya'll check this out!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2229407
I think it's a great picture. She looks beautiful.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 9, 2008 - 4:04pm.
LOL!!! Ziggy you are a prime example of what gives us Dlisters our bragging rights as the best group of all the the Gossip Blog lovers!
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well, its a nice picture...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by FortuneTeller on October 9, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I put the curse I put on Pinocchio on she
Ever time she tells a lie her lips shall become larger
I have seen what is to come
It shall be bad
After Brad marries the young chocolate woman and lives happily ever after
And James Haven betrays and sell the sex tapes he made with she
She and the dog will run to a village in Cambodia
She will step on a landmine
Her lips will protect most of her body from the blast
But she will lose her left eye
She will return to America
In the hills of beverly is where she will seek treatment
She will see a chocolate girl and a vanilla girl shoping at Chanel
She will be suprise to see that it is the blob and the African child.
She walks to them
Shiloh see her and say Zahara lets give the homeless lady money
They hand her 20 dollars and tell she to go away
She is confused and say It is mommy
The blob and her sister do not remember she
For they were young when daddy married the chocolate woman
The chocolate woman is the only mother they know
She grab Zahara
Zahara screams
Security tackles her to the ground
Maddox runs to his sisters
He looks at she
She look familiar
He remembers she
She was the woman that used to live on the other side of the house when he was a boy
The same one that made him take pictures all the time
And was mean to daddy expect for with they went outside
The same woman that would play with his wee wee when they had play time
Oh he really really hated she
So he bitch slaps she to the ground
Pax attacks her from the back
Pax didn't know who she was
He was too young to remember she
He just didn't like that she had a missing eye
That is it for now
*Mark my words*
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Okay I can't stand Brangelina as much as the next person, but this is some straight up wierd shit that should be written on Drunken Stepfather!
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on October 9, 2008 - 9:21pm.
For a couple that is constantly harping about the lack of privacy the media gives them, they certainly have an odd way of abiding by their own demands.
I believe the term "Hypocrite" properly defines Brad PItt and Angelina Jolie and their behavior.
ugh I know!! the funny thing is, Angelina was never like this before being with Brad. She was just out walking around like everyone else, she loves attention though, always has. Loved it from fans, still does. Brad is the one who seems to be the fucked up one who makes deals with Paps, than contradicts himself by saying he hates them! He's a stereotypical Hollywood narcissist!
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