Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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Dear Lolo,
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Yours most sincerely,
Carrot Times
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 2:10pm.
The dark side is calling your name.......
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FUCK THAT! I'm not letting it take me!
I am NOT an Angie fan.
I'll blame the whole mother infant thing.
NOT who's in the piccy!!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 2:28pm.
*pukes all over LCT's lap* ooops, sorry for that!!
It was totally Angelina's tit that made me puke.. Mmmm But I feel lots better now that I'm this close to your boooobays!!
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Hahahah mine won't spray you with blood, as I'm sure her goth tits would. I think you have to either be a mom or a person who loves tits to appreciate breastfeeding in public. There are plenty of quiet places to get 'er done not in the eye of everyone passing by, but I think some women just either like the attention, or convince themselves that it's normal to sit around with your tits hanging out all willy nilly just because there's a baby attached.
It's like a dude jerking off into a cup for the sake of sperm donation. Gotta be done, but should be kept private.
I'm willing to bet that Brad breastfeeds....
Yea, I went there. So what.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Oh god...Please don't let this turn into another
parenting thread , like the whole spanking thing
*hides*
Ummmmm is it wrong that just turned me on that you said spank and breast feed in the same post?
Id love to spank a bitch while getting my titties..... ummm....yeah.....
LCT! Yes i can get into it today! Email me!
But spank me first!
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Xxyxz.. But I want to spank you!! *spank spank spank* Bad guuurl! *chases you around room*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
She's breastfeeding. WTF is wrong with that?
It pisses me off that people get all grossed out when they see a woman feeding her baby.
Should she have her entire tit hanging out? No. But it shouldn't disgust people.
Attention seeking flabby jugs, go somewhere private!! Perky, no baby, FINE!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on October 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
It's even better when the baby slurps. *gags*
That being said, it actually doesn't bother me. If you see something that bothers you, just look away, that's what I do.
Oh god...Please don't let this turn into another
parenting thread , like the whole spanking thing
*hides*
Lolo is your email working?
c-word, thx doll!!♥
can I have some angie teat milk for my birfday?
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*pukes all over LCT's lap* ooops, sorry for that!!
It was totally Angelina's tit that made me puke.. Mmmm But I feel lots better now that I'm this close to your boooobays!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
My dog sandie had some puppies when i was five and i liked her titties better.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on October 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
EWE. Some of us think it is rude and rather disgusting to see women breastfeed. I dont give a fuck who you are just cover that shit up, do it in the bathroom, somewhere private. Not all of this think it is some 'beautiful, miraculous occurance'. The fact that it is on the cover of W Magazine is even more disturbing. Thank God I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago
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Would you go eat in a bathroom???
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 2:19pm.
That is gee-ross.
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I didn't think much grossed you out, LCT! :)
I'm sorry, but they do tend to bring out the mean.
@missy: Happy Birthday!!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Godess ! She looks so sweet while her baby sucks on her treat ... Mmmmmmilky goodness
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
BOOBIES!
IZE GOTZ TEW OF DEMZ!
GAWD BLESS TDEMZ!
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Thanks Missy I'll take the tonic :)
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
Can we not think it's particularly gross that it's ANGIE'S tit out, and not breastfeeding in general??
The hell? Why call them private when they are being publicized for the world to see. I am so sick of these two media attention starved fame whores. Who truly gives a fuck how many kids they have, how wooden face Angelina breastfeeds or how Brad Piss shaves his lady parts?
Like seriously I am beyond annoyed with these assclowns. Oh and yes I decided to leave a message about them to say just how tired,annoyed,disgusted I am of them. *spits*
She's breastfeeding. WTF is wrong with that?
It pisses me off that people get all grossed out when they see a woman feeding her baby.
Should she have her entire tit hanging out? No. But it shouldn't disgust people.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on October 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
I cancelled about then too. Too many celebs, not enough fashion.
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EWE. Some of us think it is rude and rather disgusting to see women breastfeed. I dont give a fuck who you are just cover that shit up, do it in the bathroom, somewhere private. Not all of this think it is some 'beautiful, miraculous occurance'. The fact that it is on the cover of W Magazine is even more disturbing. Thank God I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago.
'Play with my emotions you gets no devotion...you gets no love. from. me.'- Faith Evans
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 2:20pm.
I dunno what youre tryin to pull with the bizarro loonie shit, but Ill accept the birthday wishes anywyas :)
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Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Angies lil' baby friend does have some strange tiny hands right?
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It's Judy! She's boob-feeding Judy! That's her punishment for eating the dead honey cat.
Angies lil' baby friend does have some strange tiny hands right?
those glowing ET'esq finger tips have some magic in em i do declare!
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Submitted by missy on October 9, 2008 - 2:08pm.
naw speakit, I ♥ you. I wouldnt hate angiejo so much if it werent for dlisted.
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So.. what you're saying is you're the flipside of the loonie coin? which is equally but oppositely loonie? :) I THINK FOR MYSELF MUTHAFUKKAS. :p
Happy Birthday btw! Doin' sumpin speshul?
the cosmetic surgeon was in the delivery room to apply the collagen the moment after the twin messiashs gracefully glided from saint a's glorious womb.
not that angelina needs it! but because how could she let w down?
although to see real art you have to see the pictures maddox took.
OH MY GOD HER TIT'S OUT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WRONGNESS
Submitted by The C word on October 9, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Teehee...and when her water broke, she donated it all to a poor village in the Sudan so they would no longer have to drink from a dirty well.
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That is gee-ross.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on October 9, 2008 - 2:10pm.
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I don't think they'll ever break-up they're a brand now. I don't think people would care (to the extreme they care for "Brangelina") for them if they broke up. All tho the mass suicide would rival that of the Heaven's Gate peeps.
thats not exactly a bad thing!
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 2:12pm.
I love documentalries!!!
Silvara, thanks doll! I dont like cake but Ill pour you up a nice stiff G&T!!
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Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on October 9, 2008 - 2:10pm.
c)I wonder how long it will be before they break up.
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I don't think they'll ever break-up they're a brand now. I don't think people would care (to the extreme they care for "Brangelina") for them if they broke up. All tho the mass suicide would rival that of the Heaven's Gate peeps.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Skankelina should donate breastmilk to Ben & Jerry's so they can make a special edition ice cream for the Brangeloonies.
They can call it "Sacrimental Cream"
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 2:13pm.
YESSS! I love this idea so much i want to snuggle up with it and fondle its glorious boobies and buy it some fancy panties.
StockBroker maybe Two Drink had Four Drink and passed the fuck out?
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Submitted by Kp on October 9, 2008 - 2:04pm.
her lips are so...strange. no wonder she's considered the sexiest woman alive.
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I guess that makes Jay Z the sexist man alive. I swear the only reason she is called "beautiful" is because she is a white girl with full lips. Goggle pictures of her from 6 months ago and they did not look like that. The ho difinitely pumped them up and it look nasty!!
I love how JustJared makes it sound like they've been together forEVER. He calls them "longtime partners", or something like that. Pff. I've been with my BF for longer.
wonder how long her team of stylists and makeup artitsts took to make her look "natural" for this shoot? Sweet god, lets collect money and get them back in their French fortress. I'm fucking sick and tired of her I'm so fucking perfect smug face. Your kids are not messiahs. They are undereducated brats. Your bio kids are not even that fucking cute. See cuter kids all over town every day. you two are not "artists" your NOT fucking perfect snowflakes. You're shitty overpaid actors that couldn't even pass freshman classes at any state university in the US. ARRRGH!
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
LoLo ~ if you're going to J.J. find out if they are holding Two Drink hostage.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 9, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Let the stoning begin.
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No way! We're catching them and throwing them back!
Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 2:06pm.
I'm sure she looked just like that in the delivery room, too! Ha! She didn't sweat or anything. Nope. Angel Jolie does not sweat or get dirty.
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Teehee...and when her water broke, she donated it all to a poor village in the Sudan so they would no longer have to drink from a dirty well.
@hollywood_hypocrisy: you forgot the wetnurses.;)
(I am feeling mean all of a sudden...grrr...)
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Hush lil baby don't you die,
your lil black baby hand poked me in the eye.
I'll feed you corn, and beef pot pie..
Then adopt ten more and ignore you cry!!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 2:12pm.
YES! Put that shit on YouTube. And after you're arrested for disturbing the peace, make sure you give a hot mug shot!
Submitted by Stoney on October 9, 2008 - 2:09pm
Ima total taytoe abuser yall!
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K maybe ya'll did not see my outburst of foul language below, so I'm asking that you take a moment to read my feelings on the subject....
(yes this is a cry for attention...duh)
Happy B-Day Missy
can I have a piece of cake?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
ok. i'll play.
Oh my God! Angie is such a beautiful mom! Her precious Brad is probably sleeping. He must have been so TIRED from helping her have the baby. I bet Maddox and Shiloh are so excited. I want a nightgown just like ANgies! Does anyone know wear I can buy one!? I want it RIGHT NOW!!!!
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 2:07pm.
DONE AND DONE!
Missy! You come spend the night at my house and we will make a docuMENTALry of it!!!!!
Im looking up the dates of the openings later!
If those Scientologist haters can protest the Katie Bot's opening then we can do this fo sho!
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Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 2:10pm.
The dark side is calling your name.......
*bang*
*shoots M.E*
I am surprised The Brad did not include pics of her walking on water, baptizing his balls in acid and the Miracle Moment where Skeletina takes a shit, for the first time YEARS.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...