Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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Her lips look absurd. Can we say "injections"?
Missy you jellis hater, these two are beaming with love and pride, god bless the jolie pitts you know you're not good enough to wipe the dick cheese from brad's ball-less draws.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Michael K!!
I bet her nipples DO have fingers!!! Her vagina has teeth!!!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 - 1:53pm.
And get a mohawk that matches Maddox's. And carry around Wal-Mart doll versions of all their kids.
Here's my shot at being a Loonie:
OhmyGod!!!! That is the most amaaazing photo ever. Angie is sooo beautiful and Brad is so talented!!!! God bless them and their perfect, gorgeous family! I know the jellous h8ters will say this is all for PR but I know Angie wants to the world to know how important breastfeeding is and if people see her doing it then they will do it tooo!!! Just seeing her makes me want to have 10 babees! I cannot wait to buy 10 copies of this magazines!! It will be my greatest treasure just like the dirt that I keep in a baggie that these two walked on!!!!
Happy birthday slut!
Yes Clarisse! It's straight out of "It's Alive!"
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4161183488/tt0071675
Hey xxy! ♥
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
LoLo ~ some tips for your Brangelina costume:
1. Stuff pillows in front and back of your mumu to achieve the rotund look. Be sure the mumu is black to match Skankelina' dresses.
2. Get a basket & carry every stinkin' magazine that features them on the cover.
3. Wear white socks & slippers from the dollar store.
4. Get a bunch of tattoos that have ancient Sanskrit sayings.
I can no longer take part in this f*ckery. I have no more eloquent wordplay to describe my feelings for these two, so with that being said....
I fucking despise these two moronic fucking asstards, who for the sake of my sanity, should commit double suicide. They SUCK!!!!!
k rant done thanks
bye
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
I guess star mag was right. This ugly ho definitely pumped up her lips. My guess is collagen, they are now starting to over power her face.
I dont see a baybeeee!
It looks like her nip has those little eyes that potatoes grow when you leave them under the sink for too long!
Does any one else keep their taytoes under the sink?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ok Im back.
I got the good ones for you guys:
"Damn, the thread hasn’t been up for 25 minutes and already the trolls are circling like vultures. I love your pain. I hope it’s long, intense and excruciating."
(it is. my heart aches a million times over becuase of my jealousy of saint angie. and the worst is i fear it will never cease.)
"This beautiful woman who got so much criticism from the public at the beginning, has made all of Brad’s dreams come true. She is beaming with happiness. Brad is proud and very much in love with her. And in time they will get married, and that will completely complete the picture."
(but will it complete the gaping space in your soul that youve tried to fill with christanity? yes Im a bitch)
"the most beautiful peaceful natural thing i have ever seen,just lovely"
(apparently the loons have never been outdoors)
that was kinda fun
*sigh*
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LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:48pm
You'll need a Tomb Raider poster sticking out of your bagina.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I know. At first I thought her nipple had fingers. That would make sense.
who cares, it's not like we haven't seen her boobies before. I think it's sweet.
Poppa Brad probably got turned on by it, he is such a freak.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Anyone else freaked out by that hand creepin up like a scene from "Basket Case"????
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
DeeDee
LMFAO!I think it's the babys hand! She looks like shit
Hahaha KD, you're right. I hope Brad took some motorboat pictures.
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god these two are such attention whores. why the hell do we need to see her breastfeeding?
First off, that is not natural because she made sure she was wearing makeup.
Second, you know and I know, Jennifer Aniston and her PR people will be all over this. Watch for JA to be on every frickin' cover of every friggin' mag out there.
Why?
Because she's going to be hurting big time. No man, no career, no hope.
I have the first W mag Brad and Angie did. So guess I'll be getting this one too.
I've taken better pictures with my camera phone.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by DeeDee on October 9, 2008 - 1:45pm.
If she is, she's only doing what MK would do.
OMG!!!!! LOVE that picture......look at the baby's hand!!!!!! To die for!!!! This candid, snap shows her radiating love for her baby and she looks beautiful........okay I can't belive I just said that and it is a true sign of the impending Apocolypse!!!! God help us all!
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I want to be a Brangealoonie for holloween but im stuck on how to do the costume!
I just have the fake foam for the corner of my mouth so far and some stuffing for my mom jeans to make mah ass more veluptuous!
God bless the Jolie-Pitts ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Two Drink Minimum went over to Just Jared yesterday & she's not been heard from.
MK...can you send a search party for her?
On Topic: Is Brad using a Polaroid to shoot pixs of the Hemmoroid Lips Queen?
This couple is so full of shit! Just check out what Brad is promoting on that same site- a new eco friendly body cleanser.
Brad writes:
"Kiehl's formulated this product to minimize the impact we have on our enviroment. All proceeds will go to benefit green initiatives around the globe."
Hypocritical douchebags! Of course the best way to support eco-friendly companies is to hop continents several times weekly and owning 3 or 4 large estates is the best way to conserve energy.
But I guess as long as you sign your over-publicized name on a product bottle erases any waste your extravagant and overindulgent lifestyle. Asshole.
Attention whoring aside, I must admit that this is a very beautiful picture and Angelina looks like a real person for once. On a second thought... that upper lip is a bit extreme.
Is Angie fondling her own breast?
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
MK, YOU should go post over at JustJared- see what kind of reception you get....hahahhaha
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by lara on October 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I know, just because it's black and white, doesn't make it art.
- A Loon just shat in your general direction for your blasphemy, THEY ARE ARTISTS!!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Wait, michael k's been gone? Where is he? I simply cannot continue breathing until I know the answers to these questions.
On topic: a little fucking hand? That's all we get? I want to see they stupid little wankers.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
HEBUN!
Jesus Christ do they think they're the Kennedys? Who the hell - besides the loonies - wants to see this crap?
MK, are you saving up for a new place to live with all these Brangie stories?
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Hilarious! Private?? Those two are Oxymorons!!!
ps, Angelina: I hear Preparation H works wonders...might want to try some on that upper lip! LMAOOO
_Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
HA HA HA!!!!!!
OMG Angie is sew bootieful. God Bless them!!!
They is little angels frum hebun!
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I'm sick of this brother fucker, I'm sick of her non- balls baby daddy, I'm sick of her bought little kids and I'm sick of the golden twins, The only one I'm not sick is the poor blob.
and the only reason she is doing this shit is beacuse she has a Movie coming out, I can't believe so many idiots still believe anything good that they do is not for fucking attention!!!
UGH!
do these two know how to quietly go away and raise their brood?
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
Submitted by lara on October 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I know, just because it's black and white, doesn't make it art.
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I dropped in for a quick min. AMAZING.
you're braver than me!!!!
holee shit, I just had a thought, these people are the upscale version of the Duggers!!
"dies"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
I'm surprised nobodies been raising a stink about not seeing the messiah babies in a long time. What are they doing? Keeping them out of the public so long that we'll refer to their next appearance as the Second Coming?
sigh......whatever.
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
Aren't these the same tool bags that complaine about wanting privacy? They're soo overexposed.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Dying, basically. I love it!
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.
allright, Im goin in. wish me lcuk. or luck would be more helpful probly.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
this pic is not beautiful. brad fails as a photographer too. he probably thinks he is so artsy.
Um, is she breastfeeding in that pic?
Holy shit.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
MK you stinker! What are the loons saying over there?
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And to think, Jamie Lynn got her panties in a wad over her breast feeding pics getting out...
Maddox probably took them and sold them to W, for The Brad's Escape Fund.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
There is nothing "private" about these people. They are attention whores of the highest order. I feel sorry for their children.
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