Thursday, October 9th 2008
Abandoned Couch Is September's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Not since international supermodel Phoebe Price, has an inanimate object from the streets of Los Angeles captured your votes to become Hot Slut of the Month! I mean, a fucking abandoned couch!
Anyway, Abanonded Couch received 50% of your votes and beat out a bunch of bitches who don't really matter right now. I hope AC goes into an Olan Mills studio soon, because I'm sick of seeing the same picture of it!
Thanks to all you stoners who voted!
Billy Mays was robbed. Oh, so everybody hates Bearforce1 AND cleaning supplies?
Bearforce1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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"That picture makes me look like a sociopath." - Theodore Bagwell
I still think Hot Slut of the Year will be Spaghetti Cat ... well he better be! Love the couch but SC has my heart.
Heheheheheheh. YAY!
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wait why it's nick name is AC? I thought AC is Anderson Cooper..
oh well I voted for Almighty Couch too :D yay!!!
I was really torn between the couch and Isis but I made up my mind because I fell for the couch since I read about it for the first time..
is there anyway you track the couch, MK?
YEAHHH ABANDONED COUCH FTW!!! WOOYAY
Couches are comfortable places that accept you for who you are and are always by your side (ha, or underneath you more like), especially if you're watching a bad show or movie and want to hide. You're never alone with a couch. This abandoned couch saved these mofos' lives! IT should be honored and I'm so glad it got hot slut of the month, inanimate objects should be more in competition with those other sluts...like they would EVER save anybody's life without even trying like this glorious couch has! Hurray for the couch!
Your face!
That couch needs to spend some time at a spa getting a makeover followed by a trip to the nearest mall for a wardrobe update.
The upholstery is so circa 1997.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I only voted for couch because the other options were crap.
Congrats to AC...it's now in the running for HS of the year. PP better start taking her sash and crown to the dry cleaners and get the McNuggets sauce out of it.
fuck
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJACVmankY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
YaY!!!!!!!!!
I lobezzzzz AC!♥
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WaTch ThIs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Momus ~ LMAO...leather baby! All the way.
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Naturally. Got to have the real thing.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Yay!
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Sara M.
Momus ~ LMAO...leather baby! All the way.
DFH
:( . sorry. I didn't read your siggy
xxyxz my breast milk brings all the starving joilie-shitt chilren to the yard damn it!
Im kidding i love you!
DEB From Heaven, I am so sorry...
If there is anything I can do, please let me know.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Off-On topic
where the fuck did this year go?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Very sorry about you losing your furkid.
*wipes tear*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Spaghetti Cat has found the perfect match in abandoned couch, could these 2 share the throne as hot babes of the year ?
I agree with above posts, Rupert the tiny day old deer should have been nominated posthumously
Viva Abandoned Couch , a REAL American Maverick!!
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
whatever.. now it'll think it's hawt shit, get reupholstered, new legs, some fancy throw cushions, prolly have a hideaway bed installed and all we'll have is another attn hor.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
A real hero wins the Hot Babe of the month!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi Deb,
I heard about your puppy...so, so sorry.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
we are asking that all doggie avvies are taken down asap!
LoLo is trying to feed KD's poor pup breast milk
:)
P.S I'm kidding! (about taking down the avie)
LoLo really IS trying to give away breas tmilk though
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 - 4:01pm.
I'm still waiting for the Abandoned Couch sex tape...it's suppose to be 3 way with the recliner and ottoman.
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Is lots of leather, pleather, or naugahyde involved?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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A real hero wins the Hot Babe of the month!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
HAHAHAAA!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
....so what's the vote mean? Is the abondoned couch the new president then? Can I get tickets to the inauguration?
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Why be difficult when I was voted "Most Likely to be Impossible" in grade school.
I call bullshit! Rupert the minature deer should have been eligble if a stupid couch can be eligble. He was an icon to all minature deer everywhere and should be able to take his rightful place to hot slut of the month. I am saddened to see his memory tarnished in such a way. How quickly we were to forget how this tiny piece of goodness made us all feel. Not only did he make my black heart sing, he also brough a smile to my bi-polar friend's face.
RIP Rupert the true hot slut of the month!
I VOTED FOR BILLY MAYS
but you know how couches bribe votes with all that soft cushion...:O
I'm still waiting for the Abandoned Couch sex tape...it's suppose to be 3 way with the recliner and ottoman.
WTG AC!!!!!
MK needs to adopt AC and give it a good home.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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i would love to see the couch give a victory speech...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
lol
Oh MK, you know me so well! :)
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
allrite, that bitch is slamming hot!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Cool. Glat it won AGAIN. lol
VICTORY! VICTORY! VICTORY!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I was stoned when I voted, but it didn't affect my vote!
Abandoned Couch/Spaghetti Cat '08.
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY VOTE FOR BILL MAYS!! :(
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
WTG Chester Field!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
CAN THE ABONDENED CHAIR DOWN THE STREET FROM MY OFFICE BE THE 'HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK"????
A round of Febreze for everybody!
I voted for Billy Mays.
Yup, stoners unite........we love our couches
Abandoned Couch for President!!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Abandoned Couch and Half a House
Sitting in a Tree
K I S S I N G
Sluts, you can call AC the LERVE seat from now on!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
I especially love how the last cushion on the end looks as if its patiently waiting for its turn to get sat on!!
Okay, maybe I was high because I thought hot couch won last month?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
Congrats you old, used up bitch. I hear more people have sat on your face than Paris Hilton!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
HA HA HA HA HA whuuuuuuuuuut?
*passes the pipe to the couch. Wonders why it wont pass it back*
Aint you got hands you slutty couch?
*takes pipe back, walks away*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Now for the battle royale - can half-house take on abandoned couch?
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