Thursday, October 9th 2008

Would You Hit It?

No, it's not Santey Claus undercover at a biker bar. It's Tater Head's daddy Bruce Willis! Bruce has gone all natural and my genitals don't know how to process it. It's a little unabomber-ish for my tastes.

And silver dick bushes have always made me a bit nervous. Yeah, they're shiny and happy, but that's distracting while you're yaffling the vanilla cannon.

Oh, fuck it! I'd hit it with a Donder costume on.

Here's Sasquatch Brucie with one of his daughters and his girlfriend leaving Barney's in Los Angeles yesterday. Is his girlfriend like 12-years-old? Seriously. She looks it.

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Green Is Good's picture
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 5:10pm.

I'd hit it, but it looks like Bruce only dates girls who need at date for their Senior Prom.

Stan Hooper's picture
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 5:03pm.

Holy Cow it's Christmas already! Santa Claus just made an appearance!

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moose knuckle's picture
Submitted by moose knuckle on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 5:03pm.

Who let him out of the house in gym socks and shower sandals?!?!? That being said, I'd hit it.

Submitted by nicaw on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:57pm.

Bruce Willis has always been sexy to me. I'd go there for sure.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:56pm.

He reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton here. And yes his new lady looks like she should be catching the bus to school.

Looking into the abyss...

Mr. Mercury's picture
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:50pm.

Hell yeah I'd hit that. Mmmm...fuzzy face...something to drag my nards over before saying "open wide, Daddy". He'd like it. Trust.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Mustang Sally's picture
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:48pm.

C'mon MK. Give me a break. You can't fool me. This is really the guy who sells Outreach (a Toronto paper - but, really, just a money maker since no one buys it and just gives the guy money) outside the local liquour store.

Yes, however, I'd hit it. Hey, Bruce, don't let that swell your head the size of Tater's. At this point, I'd hit almost anything. Except Alec Baldwin. :)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:41pm.

HATE Bruce Willis. I think his gf is 13. And another Willis child has been bitten by the fug.

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Francine's picture
Submitted by Francine on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:40pm.

If he were 5'' shorter and 60 pounds heavier, he'd be the epitome of every dude in Seattle.

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:39pm.

Sure. His body is tight. Not just for an old dude, either. No flab on him.

Soosie Qooo's picture
Submitted by Soosie Qooo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:34pm.

Which one is his girlfriend, the blonde or brunette? Serious question. They look the same age, are they? Little creepy.

Submitted by danyol on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:31pm.

i'd tap that bear! WOOF!!!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:26pm.

I would definitely hit it. He could even leave his slippers on. Come to Sandbitch Bruce.

This clip is one of my fave hot scenes from Moonlighting - David kissing Dana Delaney to "this old heart of mine" with some definite frottage committed by Dana Delaney around the 2.07 mark. Bitch can barely breathe. Neither can I now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPi0a2zUcY

spankypants's picture
Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:26pm.

I thought it was Celine Dion's old man at first.

xxyxz's picture
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:24pm.

QC

where the hell have you been?

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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:23pm.

i'll pass....he's got kiddie toucher eyes.
creepy.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:23pm.

Kinda looks like George Cloony.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:23pm.

YES

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:22pm.

I've thought about and he prolly would be better than a zucchini.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:21pm.

He's still hot so absolutely.

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Submitted by angelsoverme13 on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:21pm.

Is that a shoe version of moon boots that I'm seeing?

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Submitted by chickadee on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:20pm.

oh hells no, no hitting it for me
but then I wouldn't hit it back in the Die Hard days either

lol @ santy claus

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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:19pm.

His cap is a nod to the balmy 96-degree weather in L.A.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:17pm.

Can someone loan M.E. their foil hat to use on the Skankelina thread?

On Topic: Uncle Willis needs a pack of Pall Malls & a fifth of Wild Turkey to complete the look.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:15pm.

dirty wino is the new black...

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Bella's picture
Submitted by Bella on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:14pm.

Not looking like that. And it´s creepy how young his girlfriend looks. It reminds me of this guy I had a thing with when I was 19, he was twice my age. And he´s still fucking girls around that age and thinks he´s soooo cool when he´s really just kind of pathetic...

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:11pm.

I'd hit it with a Norelco razor hard enough to knock it out of that heinous footwear.

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Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:11pm.

Can you fathom the mental fuckery there?? I have a crush on my mom's husband and my dad's girlfriend is always stealing my clothes.

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Submitted by RJII on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:09pm.

i'd hit it. like the beard
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Stock Broker's picture
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:08pm.

I forgot to answer M.K.'s question:

I would hit it with a speeding car.

Yipee Aye Ay ...mother f-er.

oklahoma's picture
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:07pm.

Xxyxz.. We shall not tell a lie! We got the whole squirrel in our pan, WE got the whole squirrel in our pan, we got the whole squirrel in our pan, we got the whole squirrel in our paaaaaan.. We got a little bitty baby, sucking our tits.. hhaaaa.. j/k..

KD's picture
Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:06pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 4:31pm.
dear God look at his shoes?!
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OMG, who let him out with his House Slippers on!?! LoL!

xxyxz's picture
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:05pm.

Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 4:33pm.
You guys should be more worried about who I am

*says w/ criminal face*

you are me and I am you! we are one baby

Stock Broker's picture
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:05pm.

I think his girlfriend is Ashton's babysitter.

Uncle Willis looks like he should be working in an off-shore oil platform.

oklahoma's picture
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:04pm.

LMAO @ that American Apparel ad that says Super Smooth in big letters over to the right.. Uh, Jessica Alba might want to check that out!! Uh'Kay?? Just a suggestion, *hand on hip, cig in mouth*

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xxyxz's picture
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:04pm.

*Edited*

I don't know nothing man

Auntie Mame's picture
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:04pm.

He looks like he sucked a possum up his nose!

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."

LoLo's picture
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:04pm.

I think this Bahhhh Ling avie is making me crazy!
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snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:04pm.

xxyxz dude, I have NO CLUE, I'm mystificated ovah heah!
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KD's picture
Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:03pm.

Yah, he DOES look like the unibomber! I think I would rather carve a potato into a dildo, but then I would think of tater head, and would throw my beautiful carving down the disposal along with my vomit and I'd be ruined for a while.

And she really puts the girl in girlfriend. She looks like she's been crying her eyes out, too.

Pearl_Necklace's picture
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:03pm.

oh god what happened? He used to be the hottest bald man EVER *sigh*

oklahoma's picture
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:03pm.

You guys should be more worried about who I am

*says w/ criminal face*

xxyxz's picture
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:02pm.

Speakit!

okay...

*whispers to Snowy*

WHO?!

Silvara0428's picture
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:02pm.

Nope. I like my Pepaws clean shaven.

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LoLo's picture
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:02pm.

Im Batman!
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snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:01pm.

dear God look at his shoes?!

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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

speakit's picture
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 4:28pm.

has anybody figured out who you are yet?

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I don't know. Have they?

I'm speakit. :P

LoLo's picture
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 4:28pm.

has anybody figured out who you are yet?

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW .... I THINK!!!!!

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tharuffian's picture
Submitted by tharuffian on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 4:00pm.

he looks like the gortons fisherman..which leads to many other questions

oklahoma's picture
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 3:59pm.

Speaking of. I was thinking the other day,, How many chicks WON'T sleep w/ him now, as afraid to get pregnant and have a Pumpkin Head kid just to be on the safe side.. Like he's totally not screwed, literally!!! *looks at his hairy knuckles*

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