Thursday, October 9th 2008

Dream Of This Tonight

I don't know why the bitches at Madam Tussaud's even bothered making a wax statue of cover girl princess Zac Efron. Zac Efron IS a wax statute. They did however make him look like a creepy, slow, manchild with a busted cokey nose and a Clay Gayken wig on his head.

If you have a death wish and want to see this horrific creation for yourself, you better head to Madam Tussaud's in London right now before Johnny Travolta buys it for his own personal use.

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

I thought it was him @ first... that hairstyle is SO GAY!

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westward ho's picture

damn. and here i was, thinking, "wow, that's the first time i've ever him without his mascara." but i guess a wax statue looking more natural than the real thing is quintessential hollywood.

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but, then again, what do i know?

Andraya's picture

He is so gay!

THIS SHIT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! I thought it was the real thing.

OMG that is the perfect Halloween decoration. Beyond creepy. That statue will scare little kids.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Is the statue stoned?

LOL, that's REALLY fucking creepy.
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SpiceDong's picture

I guess this is still work in progress...no highlights, bushy eyebrows, no lip gloss or foundation...yep this statue is not finished yet...Princess Zach must be VERY unhappy with this...someone will get fired about this half-assed wax job.

Stock Broker's picture

Does anybody have a blow torch I can use on this statue?

Oxygen's picture

Submitted by SteveOBoston on October 10, 2008 - 1:46am.
You guys remember the TV series "V"?
This creepy SOB looks like a lizard person
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I totally remember it. I actually liked it. And, I'm totally expecting to see Zac's waxy eyes close like a camera shutter.

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FritoDorito's picture

Wax figures usually creep me out already, but this one is the stuff of nightmares.
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smokeybaconflavour's picture

It looks gross, but then again Zac is gross. this is probably what he looks like without his daily 3 hours of hair and make-up and mani-pedis.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 10, 2008 - 1:09am.

*running in* *drawing mustache and putting cigarette in Zacs mouth* *leaves*
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*watches and giggles* *adds kooky glasses* *leaves*

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EatYourVeggies's picture

What the fuck are you guys talking about? That wax representation is spot-on. It's just as creepy as the real thing.

SteveOBoston's picture

You guys remember the TV series "V"?
This creepy SOB looks like a lizard person.

Manimal5's picture

*running in* *drawing mustache and putting cigarette in Zacs mouth* *leaves*
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IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

Thank God I visited in August before this shit got made. Christ.

letinstar's picture

that is the creepiest looking wax statue i've ever seen...
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M.E.'s picture

The eyes, THE EYES!!!!!!!!!

They're like........

Alien.

*paging Tommy Girl*

M.E.'s picture

That scares the fuck out of me.

Euphoria's picture

That statue makes Zac look more like a twink than ever. If he's trying to stay in the closet, this is NOT the way to do it. Revolta or Tommy Boy will steal that shit and do dirty things to it. Revolta does love his rent boys, but he won't have to rent it if he steals it!

HollyMadison's picture

Are you kidding me? I thought he looked different, but I thought it was that he looked somehow LESS makeup-y and fake. His wax statue looks more like a real person that him!

he is so gay he doesn't even know it.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Who Datt:"is it just me or does Wax Efron look a tad too much like "Klute" era Jane Fonda?"

It's not just you. Now that you mention it, the likeness is very striking.

Euphoria's picture

To borrow a quote from the movie Tombstone (and the great Powers Boothe):
"Purtiest man I ever saw." (Shoots gun into the air.)

James Haven's picture

When is James Haven going to get his likness made into wax?

How unfair is this? James Haven has better cheekbones than Zac! Just the night we went cheek to cheek to see which one had the better cheeks!

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Dirk Diggler's picture

That's 60 pounds of wax that will get recycled and remelted within 2 years. Too bad for the pedophiles.

Lucy Goosey's picture

I was under the impression that in order to be immortalized in wax by Madame Trussau a person had to be respected and famous.

They have clearly lowered their standards.

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is it just me or does Wax Efron look a tad too much like "Klute" era Jane Fonda?

I would rather dream of Zac getting his ass kicked tonight

Buddha OBrien's picture

I'll bet this statue comes to life at night and feeds on virgin blooood

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Sock-Monkey's picture

I just wanna pull his shorts down and see if he's got all his "parts." Why? Well, you know...in case anybody decides to ask. *shrug*

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speakit's picture

WAXZAC!! *scream* {swoon}

Mawy's picture

oh shit! i thought that was zac efron!
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Submitted by Albatross on October 9, 2008 - 8:03pm.

You took the words out of my mouth

Albatross's picture

Okay, I think this kid is cute and all, but the wax figure is creepy!

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Winominx's picture

Those wax figures always look like crap. The Marilyn Monroe figure in Vegas (I think) looks like a tranny, whereas the one in New York (?) is much prettier. They need better artists, stat!

Back it up, boys.

Deb's picture

OMG! Don't tell Zac, but I think Madame Tussaud TOTALLY put a ZIT on his cheek!!!!!

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dreamhypnotique's picture

He reminds me of one of the hosts of "That's Incredible" from the 1970s. When I was really little there was this rerun of that show on some channel, and they had this small airplane landing on a moving train. I must have been like three or four but I thought "Gee, about fifteen years from now I'm going to think High School Musical is the gayest thing I've ever seen."

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stake_spike's picture

Ew.

angry mom's picture

This qualifies for the "hold me" and "I'm scared" tags.
Geez.
Yikes.

emceebee's picture

Revolta will steal and install a fleshlight in the manpussy for gang bang parties with Tommy Girl, The Fresh Prince and P!nk
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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Dementa-
He is non threatening like a girl and has a mouthful of shiny teeth. They think they want him as a boyfriend, but really they are just crying out for a BFF with a peen who will paint their toenails.

de Cosmos's picture

Hmmmmm...

Is he anatomically correct?

Hey can ANYONE explain to me how teen girls could find this attractive? Seriously, I want to know, because it totally escapes me.

When they look at that face, what do they SEE that they think is so swoonworthy?

weenielover's picture

he scares me. He looks like a claymation puppet...eww

nclgemini's picture

OMG WTF

soul's picture

eeeek glass eye. 80
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TOPANGA's picture

Yea, I suggest no one stare at that picture too long. I keep expecting it to turn it's head and yell "What the f*** are you staring at!" in this creepy Freddy Kruger voice. Thanks MK, now I have to scroll past this post in rapid speed.

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Aamyko.'s picture

exactly what is the point to having a wax statue of urself, when the "real" thing looks pretty waxy already. POINTLESS!

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