Thursday, October 9th 2008

Dream Of This Tonight

I don't know why the bitches at Madam Tussaud's even bothered making a wax statue of cover girl princess Zac Efron. Zac Efron IS a wax statute. They did however make him look like a creepy, slow, manchild with a busted cokey nose and a Clay Gayken wig on his head.

If you have a death wish and want to see this horrific creation for yourself, you better head to Madam Tussaud's in London right now before Johnny Travolta buys it for his own personal use.

Posted by: Michael K


If I dream about that tonight, it'll be in cold sweats with shrieks of "NOOOOOOOOO... NOT THE GIRLYMAN!"

I swear, there's something UNNATURAL about his face. It's creepy, like a wax mask that Jacko commissioned.

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Well, I'll never sleep again...

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Submitted by RJII on October 9, 2008 - 5:34pm.

it looks like the first stages of werewolf.
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omg perfect! LOL!

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There's something off... not enough make-up.

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These girls are too young to be so ugly.

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This uber shirtlifter doesn't look real...too waxy..

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StewieGriffin's picture

hmmmm Gay Bride of Chucky

smoke's picture

Damn! I logged on and thought I was at Pigez Hiltons site. Please, MK, post something new FAST!

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Ted Bundy Alert!!!!!

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More lifelike than the real one.

Famous young guys are so boring these days. I feel bad for that generation.

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Yikes! Creepy.

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Submitted by jim on October 9, 2008 - 5:10pm.
WHO IS THIS FAG?? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY THE NUMBER #1 ARTIST IS SOME LOSER NAMED T.I. AND "DANCES WITH THE FUCKING D LIST FUCKHEADS" IS THE #1 TV SHOW..NO WONDER OUR ECONOMY IS IN THE TOILET WE LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS IN THIS COUNTRY!!

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this will seriously haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.

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it looks like the first stages of werewolf.

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Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 5:25pm

we must think alike!!!

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

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HOLY FUGLY Cheerleaders, Gayman!!

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

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I actually like the guys from High School Musical.

Actually, I should extend that appreciation to anybody but Hudgywhatever and Jizzdale.

They seem to understand the responsibility that comes with staring in a children's film.

In other words, they do not use these films as a platform to launch slutty media careers, and hawk crap songs about boiz.

Fucking perverts.

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I am deathly afraid of this

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and does anyonw know what's so "attractive" about him?
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 5:08pm.

I'm going to have to watch that fuckin clown scene from Poltergeist over and over again to get this image outta my head!!!!

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Oh fuck, that clown scene... I remember watching that movie when I was a teenager with a group of friends. And you just knew that this fucking clown would come alive and I was dreading it the entire film. And when it finally happened I just screamed my lungs out!!! And I scared the shit out the kids that were watching it with me so it became one big screamfest. Good times :)

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ugly! for a boy it is ok to look this feminine but for a man it must be terrible. YAkes

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Tommy Girl has a statue just like that in his wrasslin' dungeon. Katie dusts it on the regular.

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

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Holy gay serial killer eyes Batman!
I went to refresh the page and BAM I get this, scared the piss out of me.

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Jezzabella's picture

That shit is tooooo creepy- do the wax statues have peepees? I'll ask MK. He'll know this shit.

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

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It looks like a pretty, gay Howdy Doody puppet who still has the freckles but under a really thick layer of his mom's foundation.

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If thats not a case of the gay face I don't know what is. Wax dummies don't lie.

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those guylights in "his" hair are criminal

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The effigy is more emotive than reality!

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Gross, he and his fag hag caused quite a stir here in London, there were over 8,000 people waiting for them some that had been waiting since 4 o'clock in the morning and for what? I have no idea.... Zac needs to stop frontin' & make a gay porn tween movie before it's too late and that other bitch needs to wake up and smell the crisco.

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Damn! MK, there should be some kind of warning when you're going to be THAT hilarious! I just sprayed DC all over my screen.

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omg, hold me, that's horrible. that's worse than clowns in the creepy factor.

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God, I just can't wait for High School Musical 3.
*Sticking fingers in throat*

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WHO IS THIS FAG?? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY THE NUMBER #1 ARTIST IS SOME LOSER NAMED T.I. AND "DANCES WITH THE FUCKING D LIST FUCKHEADS" IS THE #1 TV SHOW..NO WONDER OUR ECONOMY IS IN THE TOILET WE LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS IN THIS COUNTRY!!

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But the "cheerleaders" are real, right?

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tweens get on mah last mothafuckinnerve!
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I'm sorry but he looks gayer than Tommygirl in a an assless Batman suit.

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Bella's picture

I actually thought it was the real Zac, he´s just as creepy in real life.

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He is not GAY!! He's a flaming metrosexual. But it's nice when boys groom themselves!

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Oh Fuck me M.K.!!!!!! That shit made me jump!!

I'm going to have to watch that fuckin clown scene from Poltergeist over and over again to get this image outta my head!!!!

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KD's picture

They didn't give him nearly enough eye lashes.

I didn't know those things were for sale. Not that it really makes a difference to me. I sure wouldn't buy one.