Hot Slut Of The Day!
Clara Meadmore - And you thought your genitals were starting to get cobwebby. Well, Clara turns 105-year-old this weekend and she's never done sexy times! She is Britain's oldest virgin.
Clara told The Sun, "People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex. I've never had a boyfriend - I've never been bothered about relationships. When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband and I never married. I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that. I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living. Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway."
You know she's totally done it in the dirt star. I kid! She doesn't need that shit. Clara says she spends her time reading, gardening, walking, cooking, listening to the radio and crying. I made up that last part, because I would probably be crying all day and all night if I never had an orgasm. Orgasms make the world go around.
All of you whores and sluts out there could learn something from Clara! Sex isn't everything. HAHAHA. I know. That was a good one.
Viva Clara and her pure lady parts!
For Andrew
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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 10, 2008 - 9:50am.
Is Clara at least into "self pleasure"??
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Do your really want to know that? :D
@snowpiece: she uses the internets for porn.
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Isn't everybody??
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Is Clara at least into "self pleasure"??
Lolo
Paul Rodd is all kinds of hawt
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Anyone else feel like listening to some Morrisey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N48OEDnseI
He is the A-sexual as well? eh?
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 10, 2008 - 9:20am.
Chicaloca...she is dead>???????
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OMG She's not dead. LOL thought she was. In the past couple of days every "hot slut" MK has posted has been dead. Sorry Clara.
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Someone really needs to let Clara know she has won this honor.
I wonder if she gets the internets?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
She didn't say she never had an orgasm, just sex. Maybe she did sexy times to herself, and that was better than any man. LOL
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Miss Priss! Stay away from my hunky stepbrother Josh! *wasnt that shit creepy? ha ha ha*
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UGH! As if!!!!
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
whatever! Youre a virgin who cant even drive!
That joke from clueless just keeps on keepin on.
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For her not to marry or have children during a time when all women were expected to is admirable. Viva la virgen!
Mmmmm. I'd rather get the pipe than live to 100. That's just me...
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So she never had to go to the 'gina doctor?
Good for her. I HATE pap smears
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
I think she used to be cute. Judging from the shape of her head and features. Also not fat. She just didn't give a fuck. Hot slut!
Chicaloca...she is dead>???????
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LoL @ "and some anal for good measure"Hahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Young hollywood take note. God bless you Clara. Rest in peace.
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It's so sad she hasn't experienced the deliciousness that is cock, get this woman a dilldo immediately!
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Asexual is the term for people who don't "fancy" sex of any kind. Androgynous is a mixure of male and female characteristics.
In Clara's case, I have to give her props for not wanting to be subjugated to a man, as was totally the case in her day. I just hope she did what she wanted in life and saw the things she wanted to see and say the things she wanted to say, anyway.
And MK, she still could have had an orgasm. Those horse and buggy rides were quite vibratory.
As a result of this post, I just had sex three times this morning just to make sure my vagina doesn't develop cobwebs. And some anal just for good measure.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on October 10, 2008 - 8:35am.
Let's get the Hef in on this action! The body may be old but the vag is still young... Think of the sex tape! (No, really! Over breakfast... I may market that as a crash diet... "works wonders for me!")
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Somehow this makes me visualize someone throwing a limp noodle into a vat of tapioca pudding. Yeah, gross I know.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on October 10, 2008 - 9:12am.
No sex= Long life? NO WAY!!!
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George Burns.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Lets just hope she doesnt show up on Ebay trying to sell her cherry.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Submitted by KD on October 10, 2008 - 8:33am.
I guess there is actually a large percentage of people who don't get sexually turned on. It's like 10% or something like that. It's not really large, but more than you'd think. I think those people are called androgenous? My gay uncle claims he's that. He says he's not really gay, just not interested in sex. So he says.
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I think they’re called asexuals? I saw a special on them the other day and apparently they have their own website, support groups and chapters all over the world.
I actually know three women like this two in their mid forties and one who's 83, virgins all of them. Apparently they've never been "all that interested" in men or sex.
No sex= Long life? NO WAY!!!
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"Im totally cereal!"
"I made up that last part, because I would probably be crying all day and all night if I never had an orgasm. Orgasms make the world go around."
Maybe I missed something, but Clara said she never had sex that doesn't mean she never had an orgasm. Maybe Miss Clara enjoyed ringing her own bell. Not sure what that means just popped in my head...When I hear the name Clara I picture a cow with a bell around her neck...oh never mind...I need caffeine.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 10, 2008 - 9:02am.
I think this might be more common than people think it is.
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Asexuality...while not THAT common...is definitley out there.
Um. Dirt star? That's a new one.
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Poor soul :(
I think this might be more common than people think it is. My mother told me that she had an aunt that felt this way. She found "act" to be disgusting and therefore she never hooked up with anyone. Shit, people had to get the term "old maid" from somewhere. Most of the old maids that I've met however, were desperate. They were praying for the peen and that was kind of sad.
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Clary with the Cherry!
Submitted by peaches on October 10, 2008 - 8:49am.
Well this case isn't oldest person per say, it's oldest VIRGIN, so in a few days, that must mean jeebus will get her laid? There are a lot of sick twisted pornographers out there who cross the lines of what kind of Porn people generally want to see, and I'd be willing to bet my paycheck that if one of them becomes aware of this story they will come calling to the old broad for one of those old granny pornos to help this UnGranny pop her dried up cherry!
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So true...I'm sure Clara will beat them off with a stick! :)
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Submitted by The C word on October 10, 2008 - 8:42am.
Well, whatever turns you on.....uh, scratch that.
Does anyone else ever notice that within days of a world's oldest person appearing in the media, they drop? It's like Jeebus forgot about them until he watched the news.
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Submitted by Jem on October 10, 2008 - 8:49am.
That's awesome. If she changes her mind, I'm sure Hef would be up for some hot virgin ass.
Well Hefner's new twins are kinda ugly, they do look kinda manly!
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Thanks peaches and Zedrie! I knew it started with an A.
You betta WORK.
Submitted by The C word on October 10, 2008 - 8:42am.
Well, whatever turns you on.....uh, scratch that.
Does anyone else ever notice that within days of a world's oldest person appearing in the media, they drop? It's like Jeebus forgot about them until he watched the news.
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well this case isn't oldest person per say, it's oldest VIRGIN, so in a few days, that must mean jeebus will get her laid? There are a lot of sick twisted pornographers out there who cross the lines of what kind of Porn people generally want to see, and I'd be willing to bet my paycheck that if one of them becomes aware of this story they will come calling to the old broad for one of those old granny pornos to help this UnGranny pop her dried up cherry!
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That's awesome. If she changes her mind, I'm sure Hef would be up for some hot virgin ass.
God bless her. I also wonder if she's never had an orgasm.
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Morning, bitchez.
She's a HSOTD because when she was a young woman, they were expected to get married, squirt out babies, be a housewife and....nothing else.
Bitch went against the tide of convention, and didn't have to put up a pain-in-the-ass husband's bullshit.
All the best & God Bless! 105!
Submitted by KD on October 10, 2008 - 8:33am.
I guess there is actually a large percentage of people who don't get sexually turned on. It's like 10% or something like that. It's not really large, but more than you'd think. I think those people are called androgenous? My gay uncle claims he's that. He says he's not really gay, just not interested in sex. So he says.
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I think you mean asexual; androgyny is when you can't tell if it's a male or female just by looking at them.
Anyway good for her on 105! I can't think of ANYTHING I would enjoy doing 105 times, and that would include years alive...
Submitted by KD on October 10, 2008 - 8:33am.
I guess there is actually a large percentage of people who don't get sexually turned on. It's like 10% or something like that. It's not really large, but more than you'd think. I think those people are called androgenous?
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I think you mean Asexual. Androgenous is more a type of look that blurs the lines between Masqeline and feminine, like for example, Ellen DeGeneres, or Zac Efron maybe.
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Well, whatever turns you on.....uh, scratch that.
Does anyone else ever notice that within days of a world's oldest person appearing in the media, they drop? It's like Jeebus forgot about them until he watched the news.
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Maybe she could sell her virginity to the highest bidder like that girl on Howard Stern!
I'm sure there's some rich necrophiliac out there...
Submitted by mike on October 10, 2008 - 8:36am.
Eh, some people just aren't very sexual. Wonder if she's ever masturbated, though?
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She probably discovered the magic of an extra large cucumber when she was 12 and realized no man could ever match that, hence, no man sexy times.
No sexy times?? Sad times :(
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Eh, some people just aren't very sexual. Wonder if she's ever masturbated, though?
Let's get the Hef in on this action! The body may be old but the vag is still young... Think of the sex tape! (No, really! Over breakfast... I may market that as a crash diet... "works wonders for me!")
*where are we and why are we in this basket?*
Brittan's oldest virgin? now there's a title You'd NEVER like to have.
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