Suri, Please Stick A Bottle In Your Mommy's Mouth
No. Katie Holmes should never be allowed to sing outside of Tommy's soundproof Scientology dungeon. She should not sing or try to dance anywhere else. It's making L. Ron Hubbard angry and Tommy doesn't want to do that.
Above is a clip from "Eli Stone" of Stepford Katie trying way too hard to bring the sexy while bouncing around and shrieking. If you're going to watch it, turn the volume down unless you want to set off a few car alarms or open your garage door. Okay, the last part of her singing isn't that bad, but the whole thing is just really awkward. Tommy Girl should have done this shit instead. He definitely would have brought the big girl sexiness the role required.
Below are some pictures of Katie and Suri shopping around yesterday. In the last thumbnail, I think Katie is trying to sing a lullaby to Suri and she doesn't approve.
THAT SONG IS IN MY HEAD! I HOPE ITUNES HAS IT! LOL
WTF?? All kinds of wrong.
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Made it to 30 seconds. Six seconds of it was the Stepford Hag shrieking. She was signaling the mother-ship to help her escape.
Bad 70's disco hair, and apparently she's trying to starve herself to death again.
okay singing...she's just not sexy. Sorry Katie. You're cute. Stick to being cute.
Eat me with a heart note and watch me bounce?
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Horrific singing. You call that dancing MK? Tommy girl could have done better in Katie's costume. I cannot believe she was cast in a Broadway play. I don't care if she is famous. Pull the plug ASAP!
I'd like to hit her with a bat. That was embarrassing. THAT is something that happens when you sell your soul to the devil for a couple of acting jobs.
Ugh! It was like watching Kitty from that 70's Show (with dark hair) trying to be sexy. Just ew. Old lady hair is not your friend!
Suri's shoes have become affixed to her feet and need to be surgically removed.
Suri runs, walks, sleeps, and is bathed while wearing those little gold shoes. They don't even bother to take them off. Why would they when they know she's gonna wear them the next day. She's gonna wear them until they become open toe shoes.
Forget everything else, her hair was fucking atrocious. Short hair is almost NEVER sexy, and on Katie it's no exception.
As for the whole segment - it's embarrassing, really.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
That was horrific! Even worse than Jessica and/or Ashley Simpson when they are having a bad day and are shrieking at the top of her lungs.
That should permanently kill the chance of us ever having her to sing where the public can hear her again, if there is a god.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
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Why does Suri only have one pair of shoes?
the only singing katie should stick to is scientos songs..that squealing was wretched...
and suri doesn't own a pair of pants, a sweater or any other shoes...
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Am I the only one who noticed that Suri is wearing those gold slippers...AGAIN? With such an extensive wardrobe, one would think that she would have a pair of shoes to go with every outfit.
LoLo ~ I only trade my own stuff now.
Research allows me to have a life.
Don't see a thing wrong with her dressing her kid in designer duds. If I was that rich and had a kid, I would do the same thing.
I've never seen Suri with a pair of comfy sneaks on...she always is wearing flat mary-janes
She is lip syncing
Suri & Shiloh are adorable.
The last picture made me laugh.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 10, 2008 - 1:22pm.
No! You can't change your username! Stock Broker sounds much cooler than 'financial and anthropological researcher'.
Nooooo Stocky! You ding-a-ling I wasn’t going by your name man! LOL! I just thought you had told us the other day you were still trading and I remember a conversation with you when the dollar value had dropped to a particularly low point that you had switched to being paid in Euro’s.
Don’t change yer name dude!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 10, 2008 - 1:14pm.
LCT- She's actually not too tall for a 2 year old at all
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Thank you. I find that is a weird argument...
But I was GOING to say:
1. Nothing on that woman bounces. What an odd word for her to use.
and 2.
Well, ok - it's an aneurysm, right? It's pretty good for an aneurysm!
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nooo Stocky, don't change a thing! how would we know you?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
wtf that shrieking in that video is just PAINFUL. And itll be intersting to see how suri grows up...she's soo adorable but the way shes being raised i can imagine her being in rehab by 13
Diamond Dawg, be careful about giving out info. Years ago I had somebody fixate on me merely because they saw me at work. It isn't fun when you get the hang up phone calls and they know where you live. Take care and I like listening to Coast to Coast also. In fact, they recently ran one of my photos (my 15 minutes of fame).
LoLo ~ I was referring to the past 50 years in my observation regarding the downward spiral of society.
To answer you question: I got out of stock trading and now focus on financial and anthropological research. I should update my name but I'm too lazy to do it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 12:55pm.
That child is NOT 2 1/2 years old.
End of discussion.
i completely agree. wayyyyy way to big and advanced for that age.
LCT- She's actually not too tall for a 2 year old at all. My guys were easily half my husband's height when they were 2 and he's taller than Katie and Tom. She's big, but not "too" big for her age in the slightest.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 11:29am.
LCT!
Youz tryin to trick me!! Shame! I thought we waz fake friends?
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RFLMAO @ you guys.
I love how Katie wears monstrous heels to offset the fact that Suri is way too big for a 2 year old.
If the spider is still around, and if there's a wide mouth jug around with a lid, put it over him, and slide a paper between him and the wall. They move pretty slow this time of year. I had a nasty one jump out at me one night when I got sent to look for something. They don't like flashlights. On the westcoast we have those bad buggers that bite, but I won't kill them either.
That child is NOT 2 1/2 years old.
End of discussion.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Ugh, I LOATHE Katie Holmes!!! She's so awkward and horrible at everything she does. She should really give up on acting.
It's disgusting that they're trying to make this baby a style icon. What the FUCK could a child be getting from the Hermes store?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Ummm the bag is probably empty. I used to work at Victoria's Secret I would have mothers come in with their kids, and they would want a bag just like mom. We had these mini bags that I would but tissue papaer in to make it appear like moms but the bag was empty.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
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Submitted by greenfinch on October 10, 2008 - 11:31am.
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I get what you are saying and respect it. The only time I have been disenchanted with him is when he told off Matt Laurer in regards to Brook Shields post partem anti-depressant needs. Scientology is a unsavory thing, make not mistake about that. As a matter of fact, I was raised on Clearwater Beach and watched those robots walk all around downtown in their uniforms, just like zombies. And I would be highly concerned if any of my children joined that mess. But he still free to worship as he wishes.
One thing that really concerns me about Scientology is their lack of physiological and psychiatic knowlege. They seem to think they can heal things with majic radars, vitamins, minerals and Zenu meditation. No, you can't. If you have someone in very bad alcohol withdrawal, they have to be medically supervised and probably put on a heavy sedetive to counter-effect thier sky rocketing respristory and nerological functions, otherwise, you have a real good chance of dying.
And what about the genuinely mentally ill? I'm not talking about people who can't get to sleep, or feel really up one day, and really down the next. I think we can all say we have thru that from time to time. What about the really sick people, the people who are genuinely sick. Going to deny them their meds; I don't think so. But that is exactly what Scientology does. They take people who are ill into their care, when they are completely unqualified to care for someone who is in alcohol withdrawal or has a serious mental illness.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 11:56am.
LCT,
I tried to kill it (sorry Snow) but it disappeared into the carpet...so now i will have to sit on my desk.
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I caught a spider trying to crawl up my nose in the middle of the night last week. It was really quite magical. Maybe yours is now scared and will run away. Only the big ones come back for more.
LCT,
I tried to kill it (sorry Snow) but it disappeared into the carpet...so now i will have to sit on my desk.
LoLo,
My boss would just turn around and ask you to repeat.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
suri is such acutie. she and her mommy always looks so lovely togother.
I know we live in a capitalistic society but I'm getting damned sick of watching these celebrities flit around, business as usual dropping money like shit falls out of my ass. It must be nice to be completely out of touch and oblivious to the reality you used to live in because there are only a small handful of these foolios who came from money- the majority have long forgotten what it's like to eek their way through life.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
What the fuck was that about??? That video was the most retarded attempt at sexy I've witnessed EVER!! How does this bitch even get laid?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Clarrisse! don't kill it, it's Charlotte!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 11:41am.
LCT!
Okey fucking dokey!
UM...THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL OF MY OFFICE AND I AM IN HERE ALL ALONE AND A SPIDER!!!!!!!!! IT'S STARING AT ME!!!
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Don't let it jump onto your face like the one did in the shower in Arachnaphobia. Do you have Lysol you can spray it with? Or a sticky note you can attach it to?
Submitted by Itz-Britney_Bitch on October 10, 2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by klate on October 10, 2008 - 10:00am.
I'm starting to get reallllllly sick of seeing celebs flashing their cash. Murphy with his half-million dollar Rolls and a three-year-old with a Hermes bag. Awesome. I'll think about that while I'm eating Ramen for lunch.
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Lol I couldnt have said it better my self...
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How about COL?
*flys in through window dressed as fat batman and kills spider*
Take that Tobey McGuire!
*gives yo boss a wedgie*
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LCT!
Okey fucking dokey!
UM...THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL OF MY OFFICE AND I AM IN HERE ALL ALONE AND A SPIDER!!!!!!!!! IT'S STARING AT ME!!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 11:37am.
*pisses self*
Uuuuuu i can trace yer renis wiff dis sharpie?
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Only if it's a green one and you get some on my remis.
*pisses self*
Uuuuuu i can trace yer renis wiff dis sharpie?
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