Suri, Please Stick A Bottle In Your Mommy's Mouth
No. Katie Holmes should never be allowed to sing outside of Tommy's soundproof Scientology dungeon. She should not sing or try to dance anywhere else. It's making L. Ron Hubbard angry and Tommy doesn't want to do that.
Above is a clip from "Eli Stone" of Stepford Katie trying way too hard to bring the sexy while bouncing around and shrieking. If you're going to watch it, turn the volume down unless you want to set off a few car alarms or open your garage door. Okay, the last part of her singing isn't that bad, but the whole thing is just really awkward. Tommy Girl should have done this shit instead. He definitely would have brought the big girl sexiness the role required.
Below are some pictures of Katie and Suri shopping around yesterday. In the last thumbnail, I think Katie is trying to sing a lullaby to Suri and she doesn't approve.
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Stepford Hag has 70's roller disco hair. And it is fug.
luckycharms: I kind of agree with you. I've been saying something similar about Scientology for a while. The only difference between the Scientos and other "religions" is the length of time it's been around.
I'll use Christianity as an example, because I actually know a thing or two about it.
Illogical beliefs: Xenu and engrams and alien nonsense = creationism, virgin birth, resurrection
Greed: Donations & fees = tithing, indulgences
Treatment of gays: try to turn gays straight = ostracism, hatred & damnation
Treatment of women: ??? = women are subordinate to men, birth control not allowed, women are not allowed to hold leadership positions in church
People dying in the name of religion: Lisa McPherson et al = millions who died in holy wars, Inquisition, etc.
Charity: ?? = established charitable organizations
LCT check your email!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Are there such things as ear bandaids? She sounded like a 5 year old whining for chocolate.
Plus, what the fuuuucck what going on with her hair??
DD I am the same way with my 101k (that's what I heard Obama call it, LOL) I refuse to look at it.
As for my condo, I was hoping to try and sell it this fall to move closer to the city but as you advised, I am just gonna have to stick it out for now. What I really don't understand and maybe you can help me because I don't want to seem dumb to people in real life, LOL I want to ask you, do you think I should try and refinance the mortgage to get a better deal now that I see the interest rates aeem to be going down?
ALSO, LOL
and, Stock is here too, maybe he can explain to me:
Am I actually losing any money on the 401K if I plan to leave the money there for many more years and assume it will go back up? If the market etc corrects will I end up actually losing any money?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
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I watch Eli Stone! Jonny Lee Miller is great!! I will have to TVo this epi though.
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I wish I could take MY daughter to Hermes and walk out with a bag for each of us.
Oh well. At least my husband respects me.
KatieBot is having a grand mal seizure in that video. No one can dance that badly on purpose.
Submitted by Albatross: "Not sexy. At all. Like a little girl playing dress-up."
Wasn't she embarassed to do that? Katie's kind of sexiness is the "girl next door" kind. Fresh-faced, innocent, but a little smoldery if you're the right guy. She's not, and never will be, a vamp or femme fatale.
There are different kinds of sexy.
that was painful. does anyone watch eli stone--is it usually good? again that was painful. katie has definitely gone in a different direction.
She is a beautiful woman with a beautiful daughter. So what. I think it is kinda funny to go off on Britney for being such a fake fuck-up, or Lindsey for her antics. But, really, what have Katie, Tom and their daughter done for this kind of treatment; nothing. So their religion is a little bit unconventual. It is definitely much different from our traditional Christian or Jewish upbringings. But I thought this was supposed to be the Land of the Free, the Home of the Brave. What stricks me as really peculiar are the ultra liberals who go on, and on, and on about equal treatments, and freedom of expression and rights, but turn right around and make fun of somebody for their personal beliefs.
Snowpiece, did you want to sell your condo or did you get a bad loan?
Not to be cruel, but yesterday a friend said his co-workers were worried about their 401k's that are now 201k's. My best friend has a HUGE 401k. She won't say how much, but I think she's been putting away $20k for 20 years and she's scared to look at hers. She says she won't until after the election.
I think if you're in a mortgage that's good andy ou can afford, best to just sit tight. But if you need to sell it, have you tried the St. Joseph thing? Do you know about it?
WTF.....BRWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.Whats wrong with her voice and her ragedy hair??Okay seriously she is VERY far from sexy!It looked like she was trying way to hard and she looked really old??? what was with that?
***ummm because boys like girls I guess??
DD I work for a law firm
I have no nest egg but my 401K and my condo that I can't sell...;(
Fingers crossed
thanks for asking. ;) good for you having that savings
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
oh.
my.
gawd.
Just saw the video. She looks HORRIBLE in silhouette (sp) and those pants! It should have been a Breakfast at Tiffany's style dress! Her voice is ok, but the hair??? I think Tom is trying to destroy her so she'll be a bot that stays home.
gah.
Someone feed her a fucking burger. Chest bones are NOT sexy.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
why is katie twitching like that?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i knew i had seen it somewhere before
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 10, 2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 9:51am.
DD! I am past it! LOL how have you been?
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Hi Snowpiece,
All things considered, I'm well. Thanks for axing!
At work, most everyone who is not a manager is freaked out (that would be me!). They're doing it very underhandedly this time. More cuts to come at the first of the year. So for today I have a job. I'll let you guys know when I don't (could be anytime between now and 5pm!).
People who never dreamed they'd be laid off are gettin' the boot. There are no safe harbors right now.
We ALL need Baby Jesus right now!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 10, 2008 - 10:00am.
I'm having Carol Channing flashbacks.
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LMAO!!
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ubmitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 9:59am.
DD: stop scaring me first thing in the morning!
geez, I hope it all works out ok for you and for all of us...
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Sorry, Snowpiece. I am going to edit out all the personal stuff since I got my own personal troll last weekend. Just lettin' you know in advance since its going poof, 3...2....1
What industry are you in?
The one good thing in all of this for me is that I have some $$ in retirement savings - its the state, so apparently its not fluctuating with the market. If I get the boot, I'll have that for a little while. Nothing like cashing out your nest egg!
BAD, Just bad.
And those legs - ugh.
greenfinch, LMAO. I'm having Carol Channing flashbacks.
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Remember when she sang "On My Own" for the beauty pagent eppisode of Dawson's Creek? Good old days.
as awful as that singing is, i don't think she can sing to even that level. that's got to be some other slightly less awful singer she's lipsynching to.
that hair? oh that hair. xenu hates you, katie. never let him style your hair again.
I'm starting to get reallllllly sick of seeing celebs flashing their cash. Murphy with his half-million dollar Rolls and a three-year-old with a Hermes bag. Awesome. I'll think about that while I'm eating Ramen for lunch.
how can anyone be sexy with that fucking hairdo?
DD: stop scaring me first thing in the morning!
geez, I hope it all works out ok for you and for all of us...
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
looks like she desparately want to be cast as velma in Chicago.
Hahahahahaha! It wasn't that bad actually. Suri is such a cute child, Kate should have never got her nose done, it has really aged her.
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My momma has got more sexy then this robot.
And i was off the bottle before I was 13 months.
Good momma didnt fruck up my teefs.
Good Lolo's momma Goood momma!
*send mom an E-card cause shes sweet*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Suri is freaking adorable; I wish, however, that her mom would put a cute little clip on those bangs.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 10, 2008 - 9:49am.
Blessedly, the player will not load for me. I am thanking tiny newborn baby Jesus. xxx ooo
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You have a Baby Jesus? Is that last year's Nativity Scene or this year's?
Doggone kitten has learned to climb pajamas. it hurts!
DD! I am past it! LOL how have you been?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
She tries so hard, but that woman is just not sexy!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 9:48am.
Katie looks about 40
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Hey now! Nuffin' wrong with 40 - until you're past it!
Blessedly, the player will not load for me. I am thanking tiny newborn baby Jesus. xxx ooo
I'll have to TIVO this episode so i can fast forward thru KT Homely.
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damn. where you Smurfettes at that you're already awake and posting?
(The left coast is barely waking up!)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMuch more interested in JLM with an American accent.
Katie looks about 40
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Hahaha! The last thumbnail of Suri is REALLY what she thinks of her mother's singing. LOL
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KatieBot is about as sexy as fruit cocktail.
uh? She looks straight up UGLY in that scene. her face!
Same shoes......different day. At least the little girl is starting to show some character. I can't wait until her rebellious years.
She is freaking adorable though.
Katie Holmes: not bringing sexy back.
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Not sexy. At all. Like a little girl playing dress-up.
ETA: Suri looks cute, tho'.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I AM SO FREAKING YUCKED OUT. That was the kind of scene you watch squinchy eyed through splayed fingers.
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