It's Been Much Too Long
La Pequeña has returned to us! I was beginning to think she fell down the toilet or was eaten by a house cat or something. Thankfully, none of those things happened, so she was able to give us this amazing video. La Pequena Hillary Clinton is back and this time she's pissed at America for not giving her the nomination! She's so fucking angry that she's turned into La Pequeña Hillary Hulk! She's like a cute, tiny, grouchy pickle person!
This is what the real Hillary probably looks like when she tries to pass a butt nugget. Or when Bill touches her private area.
Make sure you watch the whole thing, because Machine makes an appearance at the end. He picks up La Pequeña Hillary Hulk and holds on to her lil' Henery Hawk chest. It's intimate and a made me feel a little uncomfortable.