Does Tina Really Want To Do This?
A while ago, Aretha Franklin must have not reached her daily 10,000 calorie intake, because she made a grouchy statement about Tina Turner. While performing at the Grammys, Beyonce introduced Tina as "The Queen." Aretha released some statement saying she was offended by this, because she's always been known as the "Queen of Soul."
It took a little while for Tina to respond, but she finally did:
“Aretha has always been like that. We’ve always accepted that from her. She’s the queen of soul, and I’m the queen of rock ‘n’ roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one. That’s how queens are!”
Well, if her ego is in a third of the size of one of her chichis then it's pretty big.
Aretha put down the bowl of cake batter, moved her extra roly poly chin out of the way and responded to Tina's response to USA Today. Everybody move out of the way!
"I have always appreciated what Tina Turner has to offer and had quietly cheered her on after Ike and her subsequent success. However, with respect to her statement concerning my ego clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the 'Queen of Rock' and saying 'that's what Queens do' — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met.I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets. I understand and I know that the concert market is down where ticket sales are concerned. I really had put her in a different class — higher than that.
Finally, no one has been more gracious or complimentary to their peers than I have and I am confident and secure enough to do so, unlike some others. I wish Ms. Turner all the best, as I always have. Perhaps one day we will meet."
I hope Tina can run fast, because Aretha is coming for her. It would only take one blow from Aretha's chichi mounds to lay Tina out. I'm sorry, but I'm Team Mega Chichis. You do not make Aretha angry. She could make you disappear faster than Houdini. I mean, all she has to do is sit and POOF! You're gone!
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Jeffro11
Your avie is lookin at me funny...
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Think bout eating your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
FfFfFfFfFfF!!!!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
It's all good, JeffyRO!
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 10, 2008 - 2:01pm.
It's NOXZEMA JACKSON...JACKSON, I say. I know my To Wong Foo!
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My humblest apologies, you're right. That movie is friggin hilarious.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
LORY!!!
You make me tingle in my special purpose!
Jeffro11
Your avie is lookin at me funny...
On topic: These bitches best shut up before the real Queen hears all this and they both get beat down by Elton John.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
3-person labia sleeping bag with a real fur liner! OMG, I just fukin grossed meself out bigtime.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 10, 2008 - 2:01pm.
It's NOXZEMA JACKSON...JACKSON, I say. I know my To Wong Foo!
Team Kdracofan!!! Okie fuckin dokie!!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
@Hoople
slimy sleeping bag?
"Barfs in empty coke can"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by The Hoople on October 10, 2008 - 1:56pm.
LMFAO @ 3-person labia sleeping bag!!!
Oh, and I believe Tina Turner only made this comment during an Oprah interview. When Oprah started off this season (Sept 2008) interviewing her and Cher in Vegas.
Oprah asked Tina about Aretha's comment from earlier this year... about a month ago in Vegas... Tina gave a short reply... and Aretha just now decided to be all offended. Again.
Submitted by missy on October 10, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Team hangover!!!
aww, that sux, I'll join you tomorrow, kay?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
HOOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
But who is the BIGGEST QUEEN OF THEM ALL!?
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Wasn't it a tie, between Noxema Jones and Vida Bohem? LOL
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Team MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 4 KD!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
All of you are awesome! HILARIOUS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Team hangover!!!
I seem to be on that team a lot on Fridays...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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TEAM FARM! (for KD)****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
snow- no it's just me. I truly live under a rock. I groo up on a farm.
Both ladies are legendary, and Tina's 69 and HOLDING. My mum is 69 & she was listening to Ike & Tina Turner on the radio when my mum was 13. Doing a damn good job for a lady over 70. Meanwhile, I think they should come out swinging - handbags, only. After the main event, they should do the same kind of fight only with guys in high heels - handbags only, in all weight classes. I'm really liking this idea ...
Submitted by kdracofan on October 10, 2008 - 1:54pm.
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What? I don't get to be a Queen?
But I'm an attention whore!
No fairsies!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by Hairicane on October 10, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by The Hoople on October 10, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Pretty soon Elton will be in on this argument.
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LOL.
Did you know that Candle in the Wind is the best selling single of ALL TIME?!
-I did not know that!
Did you know Aretha can pull out her fat flabby labia and wrap it around herself and two others to make a three person sleeping bag? Let's see Elton top that!!
Team KDRACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Kdraco!! ♥ Well, it was a toss up between him and Gary Coleman. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
OMG it's Peter O'Toole not a librarian, geez, maybe I need a new picture, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
TEAM TETAS!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
yeah, Papa Joe should be in on this hot mess, maybe he could get retha off the eat'in train.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Team "these two are too old for this shit!"
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Team Fish and Chips!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Until Micheal Lohan chimes in on this, I'm afraid I can't make an informed decision.
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lmao
Team ELB.
Team Clarisse
Team Islandgirl
Team Dramaqueen
Team M.E.
Snowy- four eyes librarian! (I seriously don't know who dat iz.)
I'm a big QUEEN!
A big dirty QUEEN!
You're a big QUEEN!
He's a big QUEEN!
She's a big QUEEN!
But who is the BIGGEST QUEEN OF THEM ALL!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Team Tina!!!!
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"Im totally cereal!"
CTH... Papa Joe?
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Yeah baby - TEAM ELTON!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Or, Papa Spears.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
can everyone see the HOTNESS in my new avie?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Team Cake Batter Ice Cream!
Until Micheal Lohan chimes in on this, I'm afraid I can't make an informed decision.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I think all her angry response is just jealousy. Aretha has always been a little off in her vision of place in history.
I recall Aretha was demanding Halle Berry was the only option of portraying her in the movie about her life. Even on her very best day... she looked nothing like Halle Berry.
Musically, there are many girl's from the 60's that were great singers. She was one of many.
But Tina is the only one who made a huge impact & comeback in her mid-40's and continue to sell millions of records. And looked great while doing it.
Image matters. Everytime I see Aretha at any event she looks like hell. With her boobs all hanging out. Girlfriend needs to buy a damn bra. haha!
Then of course Tina is 69 still looking good. And Aretha is 65, looking like a hot mess.
Team sleepy times! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bitch, please - Tina can take your hefty ass down in a New York Minute!
TEAM TINA!!!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Aretha didn't need to take the first blow...or bite. Tina was right, there's room for everyone. Aretha needs to choke on a ham sandwich and shut the F up.
TEAM SNOWPIECE!!!!!! YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAR!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by The Hoople on October 10, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Pretty soon Elton will be in on this argument.
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LOL.
Did you know that Candle in the Wind is the best selling single of ALL TIME?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvux60fqNU8
where has Zeenie been? This video is candle in the wind with marilyn monroe montage(s) - is that a word?
TEAM El Bastardo ! H8terz!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I'm Team Tina because she's better preserved and Aretha's whole statement is some passive aggressive bullshit; however, why the hell did Ms. Turner decide to speak on the Grammy thing in October when it happened in February?! Bitch is trying to start something. Gotta love it.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
TEAM PARIS HILTON!8========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
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