Does Tina Really Want To Do This?
A while ago, Aretha Franklin must have not reached her daily 10,000 calorie intake, because she made a grouchy statement about Tina Turner. While performing at the Grammys, Beyonce introduced Tina as "The Queen." Aretha released some statement saying she was offended by this, because she's always been known as the "Queen of Soul."
It took a little while for Tina to respond, but she finally did:
“Aretha has always been like that. We’ve always accepted that from her. She’s the queen of soul, and I’m the queen of rock ‘n’ roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one. That’s how queens are!”
Well, if her ego is in a third of the size of one of her chichis then it's pretty big.
Aretha put down the bowl of cake batter, moved her extra roly poly chin out of the way and responded to Tina's response to USA Today. Everybody move out of the way!
"I have always appreciated what Tina Turner has to offer and had quietly cheered her on after Ike and her subsequent success. However, with respect to her statement concerning my ego clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the 'Queen of Rock' and saying 'that's what Queens do' — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met.I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets. I understand and I know that the concert market is down where ticket sales are concerned. I really had put her in a different class — higher than that.
Finally, no one has been more gracious or complimentary to their peers than I have and I am confident and secure enough to do so, unlike some others. I wish Ms. Turner all the best, as I always have. Perhaps one day we will meet."
I hope Tina can run fast, because Aretha is coming for her. It would only take one blow from Aretha's chichi mounds to lay Tina out. I'm sorry, but I'm Team Mega Chichis. You do not make Aretha angry. She could make you disappear faster than Houdini. I mean, all she has to do is sit and POOF! You're gone!
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Fuck, it's friday, lets wrestle in chocolate pudding.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Team TINA!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by fakehero on October 10, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nearly!! Try again! :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by fakehero on October 10, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what the hell?!??
Submitted by Salem13 on October 10, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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Oh c'mon! Be a good sport and pick a team, even if its TEAM SALEM13!
God, Aretha is just plain disgusting to look at.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
MRWAR!
We need a jello fight ring for this, fersure!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
TEAM CHER!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G4O5AMSevc
the anthem of every woman who has loved and lost!
Tina looks almost unrecognizable in this photograph.
I saw recent pictures of her a few days ago, and she looked wonderful. It's nice to know that nobody is immune from bad photos.
Usually I would firmly be in Tina's camp, although after seeing the ticket prices of her recent tour, I may have to switch teams.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Team I don't give a fuck!!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it when these long-standing behind the scenes feuds finally make it into the light of day!! Woot. Hope someone has a video camera. Or maybe they should do a reality show and have these two compete against each other for the QUEEN of WHATEVER.
Postscript ~ Can you guys believe how awesome Debbie Harry looked back in the day? My avie.
haha, I wouldn't want her sitting on me, bitch is huge.
team tina.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
You betta be good to me....
LOVE TINA!!!!!
* does the Tina Turner Ass Shake*
And yes ive got fries to go with this shake BEEEEETCHES!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OK, don't hate....I love Aretha and Tina, but Aretha is starting to look like one of the Elephant Seals from "Happy Feet"....
"Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup!
Ramón: Yeah, but first you gotta catch up!"hahahaha...
Team Aretha!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Team Turner!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
"Finally, no one has been more gracious or complimentary to their peers than I have and I am confident and secure enough to do so, unlike some others."
Passive/aggressive bitch of the day!
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