Friday, October 10th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Ryan Gosling really knows how to wear the fuck out of a t-shirt - Popsugar
R.I.P. CosmoGirl - Jezebel
Sophie Monk used to be poor (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Gis Bundchen works the streets - Hollywood Tuna
Kim Kardassian and her fugly manicure flip flops - Hollywood Rag
Nicole Richie is sooo boring now - Lainey Gossip
Suri looks way better than both of those hags - Just Jared
Eddie Cibrian is taking a shower - Towleroad
Playboy totally turned down Brooke Hogan - IDLYITW
Charlize Theron's assy bikini pictures - Egotastic!
Boobs on a bull - Cityrag
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LMAO CTH! What were you wearing? IF you are sporting your chocha unitard, he might have a good point.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Eddie Cibrian, H O T T E S T PIECE OF A S S EVER!! 6 ways to Sunday Eddie. 6 ways to Sunday.
@FatMartha
Naw... you just gotta sit back and enjoy the contact high....
Pass the tea it mixes with vod.
*puts feet up on desk, and welcomes the partay peoples*
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
CtH♥, you mean you're not a stripper? Gimme some o mah money back! lol
Lolo
What spot?!
lol
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
CTH
Hahahhaahah
Be flattered!! You're an alumn of Dlisted School of cock! LOL
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Hurry back Stoney!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
o.o
*sips her green tea quietly and wonders if this is awkward for anyone else*
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
HA HA HA!!!! YAY FRIDAY!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Miss Priss: ooo pervy dudes? mmmmmmm where!?!?!? LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
WOOT WOOTY POOOOOOOOOO
so I'm at the store with my wad of tips and the guy asks me if I'm a stripper, am I flattered or insulted?
you slutes would know, right?
"Cracks open beer"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
*snaps Stoney's thong* Hurry back ho! ;)
*my lips hovering over Clarisse's*
*blows smoke*
*I've got minty breath*
*pervy dudes watching*
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 10, 2008 - 3:45pm.
*Rubs LoLo's tummy*
That feels good, don't it...
*Kicks my leg like a puppy when you rub the "spot" that makes that one leg go crazy and pants with my tongue hanging out of my mouth*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
dammit, I'll be back in a little while. I have to do some actual work or some shit. Grrrr.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*Rubs LoLo's tummy*
That feels good, don't it...
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
LOL! What else goes with Mom jeans? Check this out. *pulls panties up under armpits* Zexay!!
Sweetas you hot slut! *inhaling deeply* Mmmmm, smokey and minty!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
All this jumpin on the bed in our underwear scared the boys away!
Miss Priss,
I would be honored to shot-gun w/you!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
yeah, Ryan looks like a stoner to me.
As is Gwen Stefani.....whens she's not preggers of course....
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I have two pink elephants.....one for when I get high and one for when I get drunk.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
LOL Mrs K, see I know Pudge!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Look out, look out
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come
Hippity Hoppity
They're here
And there
Pink elephants everywhere!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Clarisse saying SHILOH? WHERS SHILOH with that avvie is too fucking funny!
Like he just busted his big whore head through the door to find that mouff breatha baby!!!!
I feel in reallife like som ho slipped me some E or something because im floating!!!!!!!
*Kisses ass the d-listers, rubs vicks vapor rub on my titts*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
DeeDee♥, 'ere babe! *snort* *snort* exhaaaaaale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W38mlX5cYZE
Here's a good version for you stoners. Except the tard misspelled Shiloh, but who cares?
Excuse me very much, what the fuck is my boss doing here on Friday afternoon?
*sprays entire can of lysol in office*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Snowy
Hahahahahahahahahahahha
Mrs. K!!! kick her arse
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 10, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I see a pink elephant next to Mrs. K...
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Yeah, um, ok, that's Pudge!!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Sweetas!!!
You wear granny panties?!?!
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You bitchez know what's up!! *french inhales* Ow! Eye hit!
I can't keep up with you sluts--I leave the post to make myself a tuna sandwich, and when I come back I'm lost in a sea of new comments!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
SHILOH
get outta town!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYUpE8UCQXI
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
DeeDee
I BETCHA Ryan's a stoner
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Shit, someone laced that weed with something. I see a pink elephant next to Mrs. K...
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Christine the Hoff, kdracofan, Clarisse, Sally, and all my fave sluts in the world!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Oh good lawd, best Friday EVAH!! w00t!!
*jumping on the bed in mah panties*
*inhales deeply* Ahhhh, that's the shit right thar.
I wonder if Ryan is a stoner?
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Submitted by Stoney on October 10, 2008 - 3:33pm.
AWWWWWW, my little Stoneleh, I ♥ you too
*flashing tits*
get yer ya-yas out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcaHfhD9XY0
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Where's El B???
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Clarisse, it's a Neil Diamond song, you dumb slut.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Clarisse!
Purple Drank?!
**plopping down next to Clarisse, ordering a pizza**
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Clarisse
Here, I got sum cheetos torciditos! MK know all about them!
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
El B is a whore. I bet he'd shotgun you.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
whoa! party startin early round heeya! lol
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OT: Sarah Palin is already under an active fraud investigation. The GOP is trying to suppress the hearing. Sick of that shit?
VOTE Obama.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081010/ap_on_el_pr/palin_troopergate
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SHILOH??? Where????
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
"shiloh when I was young...I used to call your name..."
*stares at sky*
Hey, I know the meaning of life!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Anyone wanna do a shotgun with me?
*cough*
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how can you laugh when you know I'm down?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMrKKDNgt5g
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
*grabs doritos, cheese popcorn, brownies and purple drank*
Here you are Dlisters!!
All we is missin in Love Anderson...Hullo....Hullo....
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
*inhales*
Watch and learn, amateurs!
*passes to deedee*
Here! *cough*
I heart you, Mrs. Kravitz.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"