Friday, October 10th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Ryan Gosling really knows how to wear the fuck out of a t-shirt - Popsugar
R.I.P. CosmoGirl - Jezebel
Sophie Monk used to be poor (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Gis Bundchen works the streets - Hollywood Tuna
Kim Kardassian and her fugly manicure flip flops - Hollywood Rag
Nicole Richie is sooo boring now - Lainey Gossip
Suri looks way better than both of those hags - Just Jared
Eddie Cibrian is taking a shower - Towleroad
Playboy totally turned down Brooke Hogan - IDLYITW
Charlize Theron's assy bikini pictures - Egotastic!
Boobs on a bull - Cityrag
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All the hot dlisted bitches are here! ♥♥♥ Yay!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
LOL Sally, shhhh I'm La Paquena!
It's Happy Hour at Dlisted! woo hoo all the sluttiest sluts are in the joint!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Is angel_i in this hurr thread? I need her to Photoshop Solange's pancake hat onto a photo of Crazy Dog Clonging Lady because it makes me THAT happy.
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Heeere Stoney!!
*has stupid smile on face*
*eyes red*
Anyone got visine?
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Miss Priss♥!!! *BEAR HUGS* Oh, it's so good to be home.
I'll wait my turn Stoney. *pinching your nalgas as you bend over*
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
baby loves me yes yes she does!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
DEE DEE TOO!
Holy crap! I gotta sit down!
*picks stoney up off the floor. Gives her gas mask bong*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I'm elbowing Sally in her chocha! NO WAY SISTAH!
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All this time and I never even knew you were a midget!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
He looks good and all but he's got horrible pit stains not that it matters.
GO NOW GO!
don't bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me.
and gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy baby.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
MRS K HAS MADE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5yCwoINSd8
SHE GOT THE WAY that moves me.....BAYBEEEEEEEEE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Wait your fuckin turn deedee!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 10, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Ok, but does it disgust you more than brooke hogan's chach boogers? That's the real question..
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Yes. Immensely.
Look dammit, I'm fuckin doin' tricks over here!
*touches toes*
*falls over*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*passes to PSL*
*dancing to "We're Jammin'"
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me please!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHJNqn-miUc
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I
Look at the night
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm with you
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
I'm elbowing Sally in her chocha! NO WAY SISTAH!
Clarisse LMAO
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Oh shit
Get outta the way heeeeeeere Sally!!! lol
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
I said snark not nark dayum don't ya'll fuckin listen....pass it!!!!!!!
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
I better get some fuckin weed from that. My name ain't Skip, you know.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LoLo!
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
Play what you need to play
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Ok, fine. If you can't beat em join em.
*flashes tits*
*takes off panties*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
**bulldozing snowpiece and Jeffro 11 out of my way and running towards Miss Priss**
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Miss Priss, I'll take some of that too......
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I don't be bogarting the weed Jeffro!!!
Shit. Here here
*passses*
Make sure Snowy gets it too. Her doctor said so
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
LMAO STONEY!
Here is Bob Marleys Easy Skankin.... because we are easy skanky D-list Sluts!
MK! QUEEN OF DA DAY!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQIoypuPQgs
EDIT! No this is it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4jMJl2ys8Y&feature=related
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Miss Priss: pass to me pass to me! I need it for medicinal purposes only, I swear!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
C'mon Miss Priss, puff, puff, GIVE!!!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Are you taking requests Lolo? I'd like to hear Neil Diamond's Shiloh followed by some Abba.
What?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*Puts on Bob Marley*
*Lights up big fat joint*
*Puff Puff*
*pAsses to da right*
It's Friday, I'm in looooove!
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
I wanna be yalls cyber DJ today!
*love times*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Chach boogers! bahahahaha Your mom!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Migraine Sally!
Just like Cherry Cola
La La La LoLo!
SUP PSL!!!!!!!!!!!
here yall go i love this song too!
Dedicated to Migraine Sally!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emF3gtmVS0s
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I can't believe y'all fuckin started the partee wifout me!
*bends over*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Is that eye boogers real pic on her avie? cuz she looks dirtier that what's her face with the rainbow pooch.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Ok, but does it disgust you more than brooke hogan's chach boogers? That's the real question..
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I think it's more like dick chesse with Hogan.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 10, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Everyone who just came in gets a big ol' spankeroo!
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*puts hands over ass for protection*
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Nooo CTH dogs can't have chocolate! feed it another flavor!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
LoLo!!!
LoLo...la la la la LoLo!!
(to the tune of "Lola")
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 10, 2008 - 3:10pm.
You know, after some deep thought, I've realized that thing disgusts me more than eye boogers.
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Ok, but does it disgust you more than brooke hogan's chach boogers? That's the real question..
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
on topic, which of you sluts is going to bail me out after I kill my sorry ass motherfucker neighbor who has a yappy dog that never fucking shuts up?
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CTF: Feed the thing some chocolate ex-lax. Neighbor will get so mad at the dog he'll get rid of it.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
IM TOO EXCITED NOW!!!!!
Migrain Sally in da house tooo!!!!!!!!!
HOT SHIT FRIDAY YALL!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Th-87dTxg
ENJOY! ITS FRESH!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jeffro,
"screaming"...cocky or confident? Hmmm
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Can't help it, I make a little racket! LOL
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Everyone who just came in gets a big ol' spankeroo!
CTH ill BALE you out!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
S'up mah bitchez??
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 3:08pm.
LCT,
RIGHT!! We get the sleeze and LoLo gets to play!
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You know, after some deep thought, I've realized that thing disgusts me more than eye boogers.
sweetas, I'm flashing my titttaayysss at youuuuuuu
on topic, which of you sluts is going to bail me out after I kill my sorry ass motherfucker neighbor who has a yappy dog that never fucking shuts up?
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Amen, Motherfucker.