Friday, October 10th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Ryan Gosling really knows how to wear the fuck out of a t-shirt - Popsugar
R.I.P. CosmoGirl - Jezebel
Sophie Monk used to be poor (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Gis Bundchen works the streets - Hollywood Tuna
Kim Kardassian and her fugly manicure flip flops - Hollywood Rag
Nicole Richie is sooo boring now - Lainey Gossip
Suri looks way better than both of those hags - Just Jared
Eddie Cibrian is taking a shower - Towleroad
Playboy totally turned down Brooke Hogan - IDLYITW
Charlize Theron's assy bikini pictures - Egotastic!
Boobs on a bull - Cityrag
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*jumps out of bed, throws back the sheet*
Sweetas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come on in!!!! Hottest slut of da hot slutz!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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LoLo Lollipop times! I've been drinking way too much applejuice today!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Jeffro,
"screaming"...cocky or confident? Hmmm
LCT,
RIGHT!! We get the sleeze and LoLo gets to play!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 3:06pm.
LCT IZ JELLIS H8TER! ;P
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly h8er
Um, Brooke, no one wants to see your huge tranny ass in Playboy.
I really despise that family.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
LCT IZ JELLIS H8TER! ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Jeffro- my avie is from the Katiebot post today, the one with her singing. I thought maybe she smelled her mom's fart or something.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 3:01pm.
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No, actually that's very thoughtful of you and not stalkerish at all! I'm still looking for work and the competition is fierce right now and it just all makes me want to stab Wonky McValtrex in her wonky eye with a sharp fork more than ever.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
And make sure there's enough room on the bed for all of us this time.
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Sweetas, don't worry, this face seats five. :-P
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
I seen all that yall!
HA HA HA!
Hell Im reporting you guys for crimes against ugly because you know you are all TOO SEXY FOR YOUR SHIRTS!!!!
RARRRRRRR!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Lo did you see? I called her an ugly smelly cunt, I want her to report me too, why should you always get to have all the fun! ;P
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I'm jelly now. How come all I get is the thing talking like a filthy trailer whore to me and none of the actual reporting?
Sweetas!!!! :)
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Clarisse and Jeffro! Get a room! And make sure there's enough room on the bed for all of us this time.
Sweetas!!!!
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Yes because he is a canadian.
*bends over for Sweetas*
I miss you much!
I miss
miss you much!
Like Janet misses a size two!
BETTA BELIEVE IT!
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Lo did you see? I called her an ugly smelly cunt, I want her to report me too, why should you always get to have all the fun! ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Cause I told the ho not to address me and to shut the fuck up and she said " i just reported you im a freak of nature"
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Lolo, if you don't listen to me talk totally inappropriately about your vagina and my period juice, I'M REPORTING YOU!
LoLo♥ Go to your room right now young lady! And assume the position. Yeah, mmmm, that one. *homina homina* ;)
SWEEEEETAS TIMES TOOOOO?????
Holy crap this is awesome!!!!!
Taco Mom we have been wishing you well!!!!!!
All the love up in here today!!!!
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TACO MOM!
TACO MOM!
TACO MOM!
Look that looks like some John Mayer Lyrics right there!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Jeffro11
I can't help it! I love a man that loves a mutt!!!
I'll still let you diddle, just don't tell.
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Hey come on back now, I've got 3 dogs!
And I'd never tell, but you're still gonna have to explain the screaming to your neighbors! LOL
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Cause I told the ho not to address me and to shut the fuck up and she said " i just reported you im a freak of nature"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Your Mom: I was thinking about you on the bus the other day, LOL I know! STALKER! but I was just hoping things are working out for you since I never see you here!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
LCT! And LoLo fun times!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by KD on October 10, 2008 - 2:58pm.
agreed :)
My ass is spectacularrrrr! lol
Submitted by Salem13 on October 10, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Brooke Hogan belongs in the Beastiality Monthly not Playboy.
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Shame on you! don't you like animals? lol :D
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LoLo on October 10, 2008 - 2:55pm.
HA HA HA cock roach just reported me!
TOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!
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For what, being 18 billion times less ridiculous and annoying than she is?
In other news, I would so write in his Notebook.
KD, your avie looks like Suri just caught her Dad tossing Travolta's salad!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Lolo- how you know you got reported?
TACO MOM TIMES!!
Sophie Monk is butt ugly to me.
Nicole is a great actress- you know she is still such a spoiled bitch, even though she's a mother now....lol...and I love Nicole.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Jeffro11
I can't help it! I love a man that loves a mutt!!!
I'll still let you diddle, just don't tell.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Make sure you tell the cops the vicodin isn't yours!!! Someone put it in mah pockit
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...and the dope is for my cataracts!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
I'm with snowy on this one. His body looks a little disproportionate. Orangatan arms, short torso, long oval head.. I don't get it. I guess he is a nice guy, though.
Hey, Snowy! Things are just crapalicious, but I still have my health! I miss you and all my other dlisted beeshes.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Jeffro
Make sure you tell the cops the vicodin isn't yours!!! Someone put it in mah pockit
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Bwahahhaha Gis Buttchin's face looks JUST like Sean Penn's in High Times. Spiccoli. lol
Her body is super hot, but i'm sorry, her face is blah
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Obviously Tom Brady prefers doggy style.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Brooke Hogan belongs in the Beastiality Monthly not Playboy.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Ryan looks really skinny here.
Of course Kim Kardashian would have a french pedicure. Klassy that one.
Charlize is hot.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
HA HA HA cock roach just reported me!
TOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 2:45pm.
wow, it was such a nice day and then the sun went behind the clouds....
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You can put in a copy od castway....theres lots of sun in that movie...
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HAHAHA!
not sure what all you ladies see in this doofus????
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Bwahahhaha Gis Buttchin's face looks JUST like Sean Penn's in High Times. Spiccoli. lol
Her body is super hot, but i'm sorry, her face is blah
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Hi there Your Mom! how's everything going?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 10, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Nicole Zoe has always bored me...even with the whole "driving down the wrong side of the highway high on pot and vicodin". Pfft. Unoriginal
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No shit, I'll do that on the way home today!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Nicole Zoe has always bored me...even with the whole "driving down the wrong side of the highway high on pot and vicodin". Pfft. Unoriginal
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl
Brooke may have ruled out Playboy but there is always Playgirl, she won't even have to tuck..and homegirl better hop on that slut mag quick they are retiring Playgirl soon.
May I suggest Ryan Gosling just go shirtless..I sure wouldn't mind...=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
There's always Hustler Magazine, Brooke--they're not as picky, so you may have a chance!
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I dunno if Larry Flynt does father/daughter spreads....
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.