Friday, October 10th 2008

Rojo Will Make A Beautiful Connecticut Bride

First of all, this beautiful picture is bringing tears to my eyes. Rojo Caliente with a Taco Bell in the background! This picture could only be more perfect if Spaghetti Cat was in one of the windows with a big bowl of Pintos 'n Cheese in front of him. Delicious.

Anygassy, Rojo and her cranky lady wife are still in Los Angeles, but they should think about cutting their trip short so that they can come back to NYC to start planning their Connecticut wedding.

The Connecticut Supreme Court ruled 4-3 today that gays and gayelles can now get hitched in the state like everyone else. They decided the ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional or some shit. Connecticut, California and Massachusetts are now the 3 states that allow us gays to ruin our lives by getting married. Go to CNN to read all the details.

When California overturned the ban, Cynthia Nixon said they were going to wait until New York makes it legal. Connecticut is veeeery close, so it totally counts. Hopefully, Connecticut starts issuing marriage license to the gays and gaylles soon. The fall leaves of Connecticut would perfectly compliment Rojo's fire ginge top. I always imagined Rojo as an autumn bride, so this is more than perfect.

Below are a few more pictures of the hopefully soon-to-be Mrs. and Mrs. Rojo Caliente renting a car in L.A. yesterday. That car is not fit for the loveliness Rojo. Where's the pick-up truck?!

Posted by: Michael K


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Miss Priss I love Julianne Moore! I love her in "Far from Heaven" and "Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio."

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Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on October 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
RED-HEADS should never leave the house without some hair product.
they look disgusting
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Perhaps Shonathan is having a bad day or his/her gay/lesbian lover cheated on him/her.

When I was coming back from lunch I saw the FedEx guy and the UPS lady deep in conversation in the lobby of my building. Surely if those two arch rivals can get along we can fogive Shonathan for his/her thoughtless remark?

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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 4:48pm.

I saw him yesterday and screamed at him "You fucking asshole." He just waved at me like the arrogant limey bastard he is. And the thing that chaps my ass is when I leave work I usually have to go shopping. I always have to drive by his house. Sorry to kvetch about this but I was doing pretty well until yesterday. He was even wearing the fucking shirt I bought him for Valentines Day! G-d loves messing with me, more proof that he's jewish.

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October 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
RED-HEADS should never leave the house without some hair product.
they look disgusting

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Okay, I'm a red head, and I'm about to go out. What 'product' should I be using? Aside from sun screen ar ar ar.

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 10, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Hekki, sometimes you can have both. My husband is a great guy who happens to be a hottie.
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Absolutely, the two are not mutually exclusive. I mean, look at Mandy Patinkin!

And Robert Downey Jr.
And Johnny Depp.
to name a few.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 4:46pm

Mrs K, great post. It made me smile.

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speakit - less stuff is good unless it really necessary stuff like clothing and photos. Everything else is just crap that needs to be packed and unpacked, cleaned and dusted. Still what a fucker. Don't even get me started on the pets. Sending evile thoughts his way.

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Mrs. K

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I think redheads are beautiful too. Julianne Moore anyone??

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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 4:43pm.

there is nothing worse than a fake mensch.
that right there is a sin against G-d.
Gimme his address, I'm gonna have a "few words" with him.
As in, he is going to wake up with a horse's head in his bed.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 10, 2008 - 4:42pm.

Sure I complain about Pudge, it's my job, but the man is a gem and a peach. Does he make a lot of money? No.
is he good lookin?
Meh, he's kinda cute for a pepaw.
But he is funny and smart. He is my anchor he is my rock he is ALWAYS there for me he never lets me down.
Sure he's grumpy and grouchy and a curmudgeon but underneath it all he cherishes me.
Best of all, he keeps me on a very loooooooooooooong leash.
Who could ask for anything more?
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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Hekki, sometimes you can have both. My husband is a great guy who happens to be a hottie.
We just celebrated our anniversary this week.
I tell you, that was the best day of his life!

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Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on October 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
RED-HEADS should never leave the house without some hair product.
they look disgusting

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STFU! My sister is a natural redhead with gorgeous porcelain skin and full lips and her hair is perfection with or without hair products. So kindly stick a cock in your mouth.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 10, 2008 - 4:42pm.

Submitted by luckycharms on October 10, 2008 - 4:27pm.
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@Mrs. K I thought I found a mensch, even told him he was part of my mispocha(sp?). Well it turned he was just using me and left me. Menshes are hard to find.

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Submitted by KD on October 10, 2008 - 3:40pm.

What is up with Cynthia's pants? There's a butt flap in the front!
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Strap-on easy access.

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Please, pudge threatens and rants and throws hissy fits but he knows if he so much as laid a finger on ANY of my babies it would be his last act on earth.

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Mrs. K speaks the truth.

So many women out there want "hot" guys, or dr/lawyer/banker dudes. Unh uh. Find yourself a nice guy who is grateful to have a woman like you. Mmmm hmmm.

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Submitted by luckycharms on October 10, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on October 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
RED-HEADS should never leave the house without some hair product.
they look disgusting

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Ummm, no. Redheads are beautiful. My mom is a flamming redhead with 10,000 freckles from the top of her head to her toes. Beautiful woman. She has a magnet on the refrigerater my dad gave her that says: A girl without freckles is like a night without the stars. I ended up with ultra dark brown hair and olive skin. Go figure.
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ITA luckycharms. You know lots of dlisters love the ginges.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 10, 2008 - 4:38pm.

I would be very disappointed if you didn't come over, my little lovebug.
And bring your friends.

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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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My bf was in a pissy mood over the weekend and said that if I didn't pick up after my dog's shed hair, he was going to bring him to the pound. I was so mad. If he gives my dog away, I'm giving HIM to the devil. Nobody messes with my doggy.

My doggy doesn't listen to him anyway. He tells my pup what to do, and my pup looks at me for a second opinion. HA!

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speakit - your pets?!? Damn. Sounds like you're WAY better off without him. I hate it for you.
:(

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Mrs. K

Can I come over? Im hungry

I got the munchies now

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Speakit

Sorry you have to go thru this shit

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Girls, here is my unsolcited advice.
Find yourself a mensch.
The rest is aaaaaaaaall gravy.
Trust.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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I am having a dinner party tomorrow night.
Be there or be square.

Appetizers:

Garlic Country French Rustic bread

Kalamata Olive Country French Rustic bread

roasted garlic

brie

smoked herring

tapanade

Main Course:

Cassoulet

Wild Greens salad

roasted garlicky broccoli

Dessert:

Apple tart w/ vanilla ice cream

Drinks:

Bellinis

Cosmopolitans (my own secret recipe)

Red wine.

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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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speakit...you're better off without him and any stuff that reminds you of him. However, I think you should take legal action with the pets. I'd cut him if he did that to me! Best wishes.

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PSL and LA that has had me crying my eyes out since I read that.

Speakit ive been in some similar shoes.
I am just going to pray for peace for you.
Im so very sorry.

I kow we are just words on the internet but if you ever need anything please let me know.
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speakit, WHAT?!
he gave away your PETS?
I'd KILL HIM.

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mmmmmmm taco bell!!!

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speakit - I don't know your story, but anyone giving away your pets is an a-1 asshole. My heart goes out to you.

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Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on October 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
RED-HEADS should never leave the house without some hair product.
they look disgusting

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Ummm, no. Redheads are beautiful. My mom is a flamming redhead with 10,000 freckles from the top of her head to her toes. Beautiful woman. She has a magnet on the refrigerater my dad gave her that says: A girl without freckles is like a night without the stars. I ended up with ultra dark brown hair and olive skin. Go figure.

LA's picture

Props to the state of Connecticut and NO ON PROP 8 in California.

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have a good weekend

speakit's picture

Thanks everybody. You're right Mrs. K. I've never cared about stuff, anyway.

He already gave away my pets but there was nothing I could do. I couldn't bring them here.

I threatened him (legally), so hopefully he won't give away anymore of my stuff. It's not really important, I guess.

I'll never go back. I wasn't even thinking that.

No more men, ever. They're all liars.

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speakit :( Take pics if you can so the judge sees what there was to split vs. what there is. If all else fails, do you know any bimbos with the herp? Exes! *spits on ground*

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You'll get compensated for it in the divorce if you're smart, and don't get sucked into playing his childish mind games and/or you can think for yourself and go kick his fucking ass whatever.
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@speakit

I'm so sorry to hear that. What a sorry excuse for a human being your husband is. By the way I hate men too. But then again I'm just bitter after being used by my asshole of an ex. Sending nothing but good thoughts your way. And I hope he gets his.

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RED-HEADS should never leave the house without some hair product.
they look disgusting
who agrees?

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

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Rojo's looking a little less junky in the trunky!

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Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 3:55pm.

typical POS soon-to-be ex-husband antics.
easier said than done but do not let him know you even care.
He's an asshole and he's hurtin' and that's a
BAD COMBINATION.
You can always get more stuff
Ask yourself, would I rather live with him and have my stuff or be free of his eternal asshole-osity and have no or little stuff?
It's all about power and control.
Do not let him win.
Show him what you are made of.
The hire someone to shoot him on the knees.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!

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THankie, Mel-tangy!

Man, I love that crunch-wrap supreme with chicken. That stuff is so good. And when you can smell the toasted goodness of the tortilla. *sigh* I'm not even hungry and I want some now.

i rather marry rojo cali then redmond o'neal, and i'm straight!!

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someone give speakit a bobbit knife, stat.
on topic, I fucking want a cheese enchillada now, damn you mk, damn you and such.

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speakit,

got lawyer? then get even ;D

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KD, I was thinking the same thing - pull a Maverna.

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Is this her bodyguard turning her car on for her? Someone wants to blow her up? Sorry Cy, the only thing on fire is your man-friend Rojo's crotch.

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would you like extra cheese on that taco?!

eww sorry but rojo is a nono.

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speakit, what do you mean???
Where are you in relation to the house? Where is he?
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KD- I love your av. tee hee

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speakit!
I thought you got your shit back???

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