Friday, October 10th 2008
The Luckiest Baby In The World
Damn. Looking at Salma Hayek's succulent breastes never gets old. There's only a few things I could look at all day: "Cops," kittens playing with yarn and Salma's wondrous chichis.
Salma's rack is like a Magic Eye poster. If you stare at them long enough, you start to see other things. Sometimes I see two lil' babies sleeping under a manger. Other times I see two cantaloupes ripening in the summer sun. And one time I even saw Locke from "Lost" cuddling with Paul Shaffer.
Here's Salma with her adorable and totally rich daughter Valentina shooting "30 Rock" with Alec Baldwin in Brooklyn today. I wonder if Alec cooed at Valentina and said, "Awww. What a rude lil' pig."
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Stop hatin'. Mama and baby are beautiful.
implants plus breast milk, seen it one too many times
I never saw the attraction to Salma. I think she is just gross looking. She has a square man face and I bet she has man hands, too. And she just looks dumpy. Who cares about the big tits... She just isn't attractive...
That has to be one of the ugliest kids in Hollyweird. And her perfectly spherical boobs are bizarre.
I don't blame her. I wear lot of V necks now because it also makes you look smaller through the whole torso. She knows how to use her assests. I'm glad get got her figure back after Valentine.
Her baby is beautiful just like her.
Damn those are fabulous chi-chis.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ew. I think she looks dirty and slutty. It's good to be proud of your gifts, but she's an attention hor with them. Cheap.
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Awwwwwww baby valentina is precious.
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Valentina is shaping up to look like Mami, and that is a VERY good thing
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I think Valentina got Posh Beckham's nose. It ain't Salma's real nose. This is pig-gish.
Boobies and nose are definitely "fixed", but she looks fantastic. As someone who has small boobies, and always wanted bigger ones, I would never want boobs that big. Especially if I were that short- can look dumpy in an instant.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 10, 2008 - 8:13pm.
She defininitely had a boob job:
I wish Salma would give me a boob job(if you know what I mean), a nose job? nah
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
The baby is adorable and Salema looks great!
Submitted by like-wow on October 10, 2008 - 10:19pm.
The reason gay men like big boobs is that if you look at them at just the right angle (and squeeze them together), they look like buttocks. I decided.
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OR conversely, maybe they like ass because it looks like tits?
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Talking cats:
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Translation:
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The reason gay men like big boobs is that if you look at them at just the right angle (and squeeze them together), they look like buttocks. I decided.
That baby in the lower pics looks photoshopped. How did the baby clothes change so fast? Different baby? That aside, Alec needs to lay off the Potato chips and beer.
Submitted by dementa on October 10, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Never seen a gay dude as mad about tits as MK.
And li'l Valentina has two things in her favor:
1. She looks like mom, not dad, and is quite pretty thus far.
2. She has a normal name.
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Valentina actually looks A LOT like her father, but she managed to score whatever cute genes he has and put the female spin on them to look adorable. I was so hoping she would look more like Salma, but she is absolutely adorable even resembling her father so much. I wish I could split screen the pix of Valentina and her Dad. It's amazing how much she looks like him, but manages to look so freaking beautiful.
MK, you little titty monster! Salma does have a breath-taking rack.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by orangecordial on October 10, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Urgh she's such an attention seeker. I have boobies that size and its really no fun and you really don't wear things with such a deep V unless you want people glaring at the chi-chis allllll day.
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Sorry, what did you say? I was distracted. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I hope Mr. Pinault gave her a shitload of $$ or free designer clothes or both for the baby coming out so damn cute.
BOOOOOOBIES!!!!! Thanks, MK for posting on my lesbian lovah!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
MK, I so love how Salma's chichis bring out your closet hetero nature!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Urgh she's such an attention seeker. I have boobies that size and its really no fun and you really don't wear things with such a deep V unless you want people glaring at the chi-chis allllll day.
She defininitely had a boob job:
http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/breast-aug/salma-hayek--bo...
and a nose job:
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/nose-job/salma-hayek--rhinopla...
But damn, she looks gooooood!
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
Submitted by TT99 on October 10, 2008 - 8:01pm.
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Don't despair dear. Straight men obsess over them too. :)
Well the treasury sec says the govt. is buying a wide variety of banks to help with the recovery. They're basically nationalizing the banks. Just thought you all would like to know.
Anyway, look at those balombas, milk duds, boobies, adult pacifiers, heavenly mounds of flesh, meat pillows, suck 'ems, all wrapped up in that pretty red dress. *sigh* I love them, er, her.
Why are gay men obsessed with big boobs? I can't walk down the street in Chelsea without getting my chest stared down. It's like, "My eyes are up here, fellas!" Geez!
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"That picture makes me look like a sociopath." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Its a miracle she's not retarded. Those chi chi's must travel up to the throat when she lies down and cut off her oxygen supply :)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 7:42pm.
How is she still standing upright?
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Salma is nothing if not mentally erect. :0)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
How is she still standing upright?
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She does indeed have some big tits. I have had some interesting dreams about them - one in particular involved her leaning over a desk! Oye!!
What the fuck is up with Baldwin though. He used to be a really good looking guy now he looks like shit rolled in rice and for gawd sake could you please drop about 100 lbs? In this middle age version, he really looks quite disgusting. Yuk do you imagine anybody would fuck this guy now?
I know I'm putting my life in danger by commenting on Alec Baldwin when Mrs. Kravitz is around, but I have to agree with the fact that his outfit looks like hell (not a big fan of Alec, the disgusting father)
But, Mrs. K., notice that he never touches Salma (and I don't just mean her monstrous melons) in any of the pics. He's saving himself for you. In my opinion, Pudge is far better than Alec but I don't know either of them:)
Happy Thanksgiving fellow hosers - especially TITS (must stay on topic!). Happy Columbus Day to those of you in Georgia, Indiana, Mississippi, Nebraska and Ohio. Americans never cease to amuse me. They have a special holiday for any city named Columbus. Very odd.
If I screw up this next part, well too damned bad! At least I tried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 10, 2008 - 7:19pm.
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Her tits are so big, she entered them in a big tit contest and they came in first and second.
Happy belated birfday, by the way!! ♥♥
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 10, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Salmas tits are so big, small asteroids have begun to orbit around them.
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Weeds right? When Celia was getting a mastectomy?
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Salmas tits are so big, small asteroids have begun to orbit around them.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Valentina has my vote for cutest celebrity baby.
Salma is smart as hell.
She made her own money, used some of it to start her own company, stayed fit, resisted the urge to settle, and then found herself a good man who can take care of her and their child for life.
Her life is so chill, it has to feel good to be Salma Hayek.
Looking into the abyss...
I love how NONE of these convos have anything to do with Salma! ok lovlies, I have to go watch my man Jim Leher!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 7:05pm.
TITS, I know. It's like the lesser of three evils.
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Marijuana Party 2008!!!
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TITS, I know. It's like the lesser of three evils.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 7:00pm.
did you see the links below?!?!?!!?
DID YOU!!!!!
OMG I'm getting a little worked up over here.
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All I've eaten today is coffee and a banana and I know that any food I eat will have to be prepared and cooked and you're posting JEWISH FOOD LINKS?!?!
grr.
oh wait here's an apple. oh yum. grrr.
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Mrs K I am about to send my version of Pudge out on a Rugelach mission ****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Good One! I orig heard it featuring the kiwi pm helen clark. A universal joke, much like SH.
Frankly I stopped paying attention when Martin got in. I'm not going to look that way until SH is out. It just rocks me to my core. Fuck, I'd take Layton over those chuckleheads any day, and I think he's an idiot!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 6:57pm.
did you see the links below?!?!?!!?
DID YOU!!!!!
OMG I'm getting a little worked up over here.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Never seen a gay dude as mad about tits as MK.
And li'l Valentina has two things in her favor:
1. She looks like mom, not dad, and is quite pretty thus far.
2. She has a normal name.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 6:50pm.
STEP OFF BITCH!!!!
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Wattle I dooooo
Without yooooou
Wattle I do?
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Mrs K I want the blackberry ones. Unforch I have moved out to the backwoods of Jersey and I'm already home from work but there is a synagogue down the street, I may be able to find them out here! LOL Otherwise I will get them in the city next week. I want some now. you have me interested.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
TITS, I have a really good Stephen Harper joke. Maybe you heard it before, maybe not. All of you other sluts, indulge me please, because this is OFF TOPIC!! (quelle horreur!!)
Prime Minister Stephen Harper was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the PM if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Harper, 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Harper.
'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
Harper searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Harper was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and
blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Harper.'That's right.
And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss. .
and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either'.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
@SNOWY!!!!!
http://www.ruthys.com/
http://www.yelp.com/topic/new-york-best-rugelach
http://www.ericasrugelach.com/
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 6:51pm.
HAHAHAHA, Mrs. K!! I actually clicked on that link. Because sometimes ya never know.
*dies of embarrassment*
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shit. i sat here waiting for it to load. how stupid do you think I feel?
Thank dog we're still eligible to vote eh?
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