Friday, October 10th 2008
The Luckiest Baby In The World
Damn. Looking at Salma Hayek's succulent breastes never gets old. There's only a few things I could look at all day: "Cops," kittens playing with yarn and Salma's wondrous chichis.
Salma's rack is like a Magic Eye poster. If you stare at them long enough, you start to see other things. Sometimes I see two lil' babies sleeping under a manger. Other times I see two cantaloupes ripening in the summer sun. And one time I even saw Locke from "Lost" cuddling with Paul Shaffer.
Here's Salma with her adorable and totally rich daughter Valentina shooting "30 Rock" with Alec Baldwin in Brooklyn today. I wonder if Alec cooed at Valentina and said, "Awww. What a rude lil' pig."
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Submitted by bambam on October 10, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Heel!
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Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 6:50pm.
STEP OFF BITCH!!!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Please don't ask--the dough is made with cream cheese they melt in your mouth and they are to die for.
WAIT!!! You work in NYC right?
Well, FFS take yourself down the LES and go to a kosher bakery and buy some.
A little bit of heaven on the wings of their love.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
HAHAHAHA, Mrs. K!! I actually clicked on that link. Because sometimes ya never know.
*dies of embarrassment*
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
MRs K, do you think Alec will ever have a chin and neck again or is he going to keep getting fatter?
Looked at this pants again - they're so badly tailored they make him look really dummpy. Fat and dumpy. I know that man could look like a million bucks if he tried.
Used to be a big fan of his brother when he was on Homicide life on the street. Even he dressed better and he played a cop for dogs sakes.
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Submitted by bambam on October 10, 2008 - 6:48pm.
www.bunnykravtizstits.com
thousands of secksy pictures
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
bambam, do you like tittays? Just wondering. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Look, it all started with the secret egg salad recipe....
the rest is history
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
You know how the cookie monster would go all ape shit over a cookie? That'd be me when it comes to the tittay. TITTAAAAYYYYYS!!!!! I LOVE SOME TITTAYS!!! GIVE ME TITTAYS!!! TITTAYS. TITTAYS. TITTAYS. I LOVE THE WAY IT SOUNDS. I LOVE THE WAY THEY FEEL. I LOVE ME SOME TITTAYS!!! GOT TITTAYS? I LOVE YOU!!! GIVE ME YOUR TITTAYS!!!
Mrs; K: they sound yummy evem if in this picture they look like meal worms from a Survivor challenge!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
@Mrs K
Quote: It is one of the Shivat Haminim, the Seven Species for which the Land of Israel is praised (Deuteronomy 8:8), and was one of the fruits brought back by the Twelve Spies (Numbers 13:23)
Twelve spies? Nice. The christians had 12 disciples and you guys had 12 SPIES? And you wonder why you ... you know...? Who's the hell is handling PR for the jews?
This reminds me, I need sour cream.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Mrs K LOL is that vegetarian?
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YUP!!!!
google it.
YUMMY!!!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Mrs K LOL is that vegetarian?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Mrs K: never mind, you'll always have Pudge!
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such a doll you are!
Come sit by me, we'll eat rugelach and schmooze.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 6:29pm.
who counted them to know this?
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http://www.ou.org/index.php/jewish_action/article/44394/
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Mrs K: never mind, you'll always have Pudge!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Are you doing this to hurt me?
LEAVE ALEC ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!!
*weeping copiously*
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by Hekki on October 10, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Ever wonder how many of them are wearing ladies panties underneath?
heehee. it's something like 6-10 percent isn't it?
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Hekki LMAO @ piker!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
In Spanish we call these girls TETONAS....it translates to something like "BOOBIN".
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
Submitted by TITS: "That entire suit he's wearing is just pitiful, not just the trousers.
I've meet my fair share of corp execs - they wouldn't be caught dead dressed like that."
You're 100% right. It's not even a suit. It's "slacks" and a blazer. Maybe because his character is not in the office and "dressed down". But someone of his character's caliber wouldn't be wearing that shit, either.
Not to mention the shoes... There are like three styles of shoe that are acceptable in corporate honcho-dom. If you're not wearing one of them, you're automatically out of the running. At least in NYC. Corporate males have very few wardrobe options in reality. It's something I pay very close attention to. I can ALWAYS spot a piker.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Farrah on October 10, 2008 - 6:09pm.
L'Shana Tová to you too, and i hope you had a quiet Kippur
*muah*
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Oh, please. Let's stop pretending I am NOT a shiksa in Jewish American Princess's clothing. :)
However, I recently found out about the significance of the pomegranate.
Very interesting. There are 613 seeds in a pomegrante same as the number of mitzvot.
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It also explains why they make such good martinis.
edit - who counted them to know this?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 6:24pm.
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Frances was a little disturbed, no? And if you look up the word 'matron' in the dictionary, you'll see my picture. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Poor Frances Farmer :(
In January 1943, a bench warrant was issued for her arrest.
At her hearing the next morning, she behaved erratically. She claimed the police had violated her civil rights, demanded an attorney, and threw an inkwell at the judge. He immediately sentenced her to 180 days in jail. She knocked down a policeman and bruised another, along with a matron. She ran to a phone booth where she tried to call her attorney, but was subdued by the police. They physically carried her away as she shouted, “Have you ever had a broken heart?”
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Valentina looks just like her daddy.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Her Chi Chi's alone should be HSOTD.
I am sure Alec would agree.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
@TITS
the fasting is O-VAH!!!!!
and I didn't do it anyway.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by Farrah on October 10, 2008 - 6:09pm.
L'Shana Tová to you too, and i hope you had a quiet Kippur
*muah*
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Oh, please. Let's stop pretending I am NOT a shiksa in Jewish American Princess's clothing. :)
However, I recently found out about the significance of the pomegranate.
Very interesting. There are 613 seeds in a pomegrante same as the number of mitzvot.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Mrs K - how can you fast AND have a dinner party? Hmmm?
Good Dog, don't tell me you're going to COOK while fasting. Shit on a stick!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 6:07pm.
@TITS,
Alec plays a right-wing coporate executive on 30 Rock.
That is how those goys, I mean guys, dress.
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nu uh. bzzzt. do not. That entire suit he's wearing is just pitiful, not just the trousers.
I've meet my fair share of corp execs - they wouldn't be caught dead dressed like that.
Now that I think of it, his wardrobe in that show isn't really that good...
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I peek in for a second, and here's FARRAH!!!!!!!
I miss you slut! Email me, or IM me!!!!!! We have some major catching up to do darlin! I'll be home about 10:30 PM your time.....
oh shit, that wasn't on topic......I still don't think Valentina is cute.
Kingston and Shiloh are my fav celeb babies....
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Those are some HUGE knockers!
Cute little girl. Salma seems like a really good mom.
Oh MK, I love this:
There's only a few things I could look at all day: "Cops," kittens playing with yarn and Salma's wondrous chichis.
LOL!!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 10, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Farrah dear please put your claws away
L'shana tova, my dear!
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Mrs K, you know i'll freaking declaw myself if you ask me..
L'Shana Tová to you too, and i hope you had a quiet Kippur
*muah*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
@TITS,
Alec plays a right-wing coporate executive on 30 Rock.
That is how those goys, I mean guys, dress.
LEAVE ALEC ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Farrah dear please put your claws away
L'shana tova, my dear!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Okay, on topic - who the fuck dressed alec baldwin? those pants are ludicrous. <--'in' reference. see? see? I'm cool.
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I'm hoping it's that "little pig" daughter of him...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
IMHO, Valentina is the cutest of all the celebrity babies born in the last few years. Followed by Kingston Rossdale.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on October 10, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Please stay on topic, thank you.
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Please kiss my ass, stank you
Submitted by Trina on October 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Farrah - I am confused
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read between the lines, dear. I believe i made a pretty clear point....
@DeeDee: hey you sluttly slut!
my spidey sense sent me to this thread, go figure..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Ok, ladies, hookers and homos, it be 5 oclock and I quit this bitch! Tata!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Shit Stoney, maybe it was just one. Pot DOES fuck wit cha!
Welcome back, slut!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Stoney - I seriously have not been on the site for like 2 years. I used to have a pic of the guy from 300 and before that Gary Coleman
Oh damn, it's been a while, hasn't it! Sorry, pot fucks wif yo memories.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Farrah! ♥
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Have an awesome weekend everyone!
Damn, I have missed this site. Glad to see some of the old gang still here.
Okay, on topic - who the fuck dressed alec baldwin? those pants are ludicrous. <--'in' reference. see? see? I'm cool.
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*looks around*
Perhaps we haven't been properly introduced, Trina, or I wuz drunk, but I don't recall your moniker.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Farrah - I am confused.