Friday, October 10th 2008
The Luckiest Baby In The World
Damn. Looking at Salma Hayek's succulent breastes never gets old. There's only a few things I could look at all day: "Cops," kittens playing with yarn and Salma's wondrous chichis.
Salma's rack is like a Magic Eye poster. If you stare at them long enough, you start to see other things. Sometimes I see two lil' babies sleeping under a manger. Other times I see two cantaloupes ripening in the summer sun. And one time I even saw Locke from "Lost" cuddling with Paul Shaffer.
Here's Salma with her adorable and totally rich daughter Valentina shooting "30 Rock" with Alec Baldwin in Brooklyn today. I wonder if Alec cooed at Valentina and said, "Awww. What a rude lil' pig."
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as the owner of large chichis myself, you might as well flaunt them and enjoy them before you have to use them as earwarmers when your 50..and yah i think salmas are real, breastfeeding does really incredibly weird things to your boobs, btw isnt that wee cutie getting teeth yet?
ouch!!!
Submitted by Trina on October 10, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Thornhill, I think I just fell in love with you a little bit.
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yeah, a girl can only dream...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on October 10, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Please stay on topic, thank you.
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Huh. Well I'll be. Never seen that here before.
Say Frances - aren't you supposed to be dead? Wait until we get the ouija board out will ya?
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on October 10, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Please stay on topic, thank you.
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Well as the topic is boobies.....
How amazing are these pics??
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1270&pos=6
Sorry what's on topic mean again??
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Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
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Ah, Stoney...I have missed that wit of yours.
*There is NO difference between Palin and a pitbull.*
Oh...the topic nazi. Yawn.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
WHAT TOPIC! EVERYTHING'S A TOPIC.
TOPIC.
PS: Salma's tattas are UGA! UGA!
who died and left francis in charge?
on topic, it's almost time for the simpsons. yeah!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on October 10, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Please stay on topic, thank you.
Are you going to throw us in snake pits and make us eat rats and bugs and then give botched lobodmies with ice picks up the noses if we don't?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Oh francis, we can do much better at staying off topic than THIS.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Please stay on topic, thank you.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 10, 2008 - 5:26pm.
A pitbull doesn't wear lipstick..
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Pigs do ;D
On T: Love the Salma chi-chis, but they're headed south bigtime.
Salma who?
Alec Baldwin in da house
woot woot woot woot!!!!!
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
Submitted by senoritame on October 10, 2008 - 5:29pm
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Oh, I believe you. Truely I do. There is very little doubt in my mind you would have them hanging out and on full display.
There has always been much speculation about whether Salma Hayek’s breasts are real or fake.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/16644510.html
scroll down...
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
The baby looks roly-poly.
Thornhill, I think I just fell in love with you a little bit.
that is one cute kid and those boobs are not going to age well, all im saying.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
After looking at the pix above...I'm going to Hooters for Hot Wings and beer.
Later.
kittahs and yaaaaarrrrnnnn!
boobs!
my day is complete.
well I may still need my whiskey.
@Trina...If you put lipstick on a pit bull, I would do sexytimes with that b4 I would even look at Palin...
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Mine are that size and I cannot wear anything that plunges that low without looking like I'm carrying Jello on my chest.
Are hers real?
*There is NO difference between Palin and a pitbull.*
Salma's breasts look nice while in a bra. Boobs those size just left hangin... seriously hang.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 10, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Ya, why don't you try putting them away, you freakin' whore
Prude much! :) She's working...on a set...you know, acting. She brought the baby along with her to work. If I had enormous chi chis I would have them out on display, sadly mine are deflated after breastfeeding!
For some reason I always thought hers were real, I could be wrong.
Thornhill - please let me that you think she's a pitbull even with her lipstick. Or is that an insult to pitbulls?
I wonder if Alec got a stiffy gazing at those things.
Row, row, row your motorboat.....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 10, 2008 - 5:18pm.
DAE, you know I love Xtina, but her boobs are gross.
Both these babies would be sucking on plastic, if they are breastfed. (I know, I know....I am just saying that both Salma and Xtina's tittays are fake)
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I agree, kinda. When they're like this - they are kinda "ew what the fuck are you think woman??!!)
http://www.aguileraworld.com/photogallery/displayimage.php?album=395&pos...
But they look better here (maybe because she lost some baby weight)
http://www.aguileraworld.com/photogallery/displayimage.php?album=652&pos...
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
She has got to have one of the best boob jobs in hollyweird!
Fake. Fakefakefakefake. Fake.
Our little gay boy has quite the fetish eh?
Loved the kittehs. Once had two identical kittens - my heart was a puddle of goo after that.
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A pitbull doesn't wear lipstick..
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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Ya, why don't you try putting them away, you freakin' whore. Wonder how your little kid is going to feel 10 years from now when they get on a computer and start dragging up pics of mommies massive boobs hanging out for all the world to see with baby in arms. Exercise some modesty and put on an appropriate top when out with your baby, and save the massive clevage for disco night or bedroom times.
I love how many different words there are for boobs.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I see two rottweiler puppies wrastlin in a burlap sack...Lucky bugger...
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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HOLY GIGANTIC FUNBAGS BATMAN!!
Valentina is cute.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
boobies on display! i hope valentina doesn't turn into a trustfund baby monster...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
DAE, you know I love Xtina, but her boobs are gross.
Both these babies would be sucking on plastic, if they are breastfed. (I know, I know....I am just saying that both Salma and Xtina's tittays are fake)
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Did you guys know that Selma's rich baby daddy is the owner of Balenciaga? I read that somewhere the other day. Fuck! I need me some rich baby daddy damit!
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My how against the laws of gravity those things are.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Christina has best breastfeeding boobies, sorry MK!
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by DeeDee on October 10, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Muy bonita! Whoever gets to motorboat those firme chichis is one lucky bastard.
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Don't you mean lucky bitch?
Depends on who you ask......
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
She's already a little ham. Look at the second to last thumbnail where she's looking directly at the camera.
By the way, she's completely adorable...I don't see how someone wouldn't think so.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Andraya....gay or straight, men are obsessed with chichis.
And those are some delectable motorboating casabas.
That bra should win an award.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm going to steal her baby.
so why is MK obsessed with chichis if he's gay? wouldn't that be like a gayelle obsessed with peen? cornfused
I envy that kid's trust fund.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
That baby is so damn cute, despite looking just like it's father.
Muy bonita! Whoever gets to motorboat those firme chichis is one lucky bastard.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Awww kittehs!!!
And Valentina's a cutie patootie!!!
And Salma is gorge. Bitch
I love her shoes and dress
MK, did you mention Valentina's filthy rich too? Another reason she's a lucky baby!!!
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All Work and no Play makes Miss Priss a Cunty Girl