Friday, October 10th 2008
The Luckiest Baby In The World
Damn. Looking at Salma Hayek's succulent breastes never gets old. There's only a few things I could look at all day: "Cops," kittens playing with yarn and Salma's wondrous chichis.
Salma's rack is like a Magic Eye poster. If you stare at them long enough, you start to see other things. Sometimes I see two lil' babies sleeping under a manger. Other times I see two cantaloupes ripening in the summer sun. And one time I even saw Locke from "Lost" cuddling with Paul Shaffer.
Here's Salma with her adorable and totally rich daughter Valentina shooting "30 Rock" with Alec Baldwin in Brooklyn today. I wonder if Alec cooed at Valentina and said, "Awww. What a rude lil' pig."
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Call me crazy, but I just do not think this baby is pretty/cute. She has Posh's nose.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
LOOK AT ME. No, really, LOOK AT ME. In my fluorescent red dress with a neckline to my waist. And my seven pounds of tranny makeup. Don't pay any attention to my adorable baby.