Zac Efron (And His Peen) In Equus?
I like where Broadway is going. I applaud celebrity dudes getting on stage and showing their wangs to a live audience. This is what theater needs. However, Zac Efron's peen is not the dick I had in mind to replace DanRad's wang in "Equus" on Broadway.
Zac tells The Sun that he's ready to shed his goody-goody Disney image by exposing his skin lipstick on the Great White Way. Zac says, "You know that Daniel Radcliffe role on Broadway, well it's been mentioned.”
I know some of you whores are producing massive amounts of panty pudding over this bit of news, but think it through. There's no way Zac is going to show off his man clit in its natural state. This is the Cover Girl princess we're talking about. The peen is going to be covered in powder, foundation, bronzer, mascara, lipstick, false eyelashes and glitter. It's not going to look like a beautiful penis. It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
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He makes that "dude" from Tokyo Hotel look like the Marlboro man.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The last thing broadway needs is another movie to stage closet douche.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
I don't know, Michael. It could work. He could stand there while his powdered peen sings 'Wild Horses couldn't drag me away.'
Maybe his dick will win a Tony. Imagine the acceptance speech....
Submitted by islandgirl on October 11, 2008 - 12:08am.
Euphoria, reserve your opinion. And whatever you do, don't read the Solange thread!
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Dammit, that's a challenge if I ever heard one. *running to Solange thread to see what the hell's goin' on*
Euphoria, reserve your opinion. And whatever you do, don't read the Solange thread!
*locks liquor cabinet*
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
islandgirl, that was lovely poetraaaay!
This can't happen.
Submitted by paulapoo on October 10, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Like my wise old Grandmother used to say, he's a "fairy-nice boy".
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
What a girly-man.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 11:12pm.
If I had a horse I'd call him Nads... so I can yell at the top of my voice "GO NADS!!!!"
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HAHAHA
If I had a horse I'd call him Nads... so I can yell at the top of my voice "GO NADS!!!!"
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 10, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Equus audiences deserved better than Zac's pony-peen. They want a stallion.
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And according to MK, they also want full lights on it when it's out for a walk.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Euphoria, that was genius!
There once was a twinkie named Zac,
Who wished he had hair on his crack.
He sang for his supper,
And met a ball cupper.
Now he has hair on his back.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
He looks fake - scary fake
Ha ha, I lurve limericks!
There once was a twinkie named Zac,
Whose hair was flat-ironed and black.
He got caught on the stage
With his clit in a rage
Cause it wouldn't fit up his own crack!
Haiku? Me too! Or was that dirty limericks? We need Aphid on the case.
There once was a twinky named Zac...
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I got stuck on "Robin laid an egg" too. I used to be so GOOD at impromptu poetraaay.
Shit!! All I can think of is 'Robin laid an egg'. Damn you, shitty memory!!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
islandgirl, ♪ ♫ "Jingle Bells, Zac's clit smells..."♪ ♫ ☺ ☻ ☺
Euphoria, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
islandgirl, if he's "uncut" he could hang just about anything off that clit. Even Christmas ornaments. ☺
Submitted by Euphoria on October 10, 2008 - 10:14pm.
I have no desire to see Zac's accessorized clit.
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Euphoria, I wonder if it's pierced? And has stuff hanging off it? Like earlobes.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I have no desire to see Zac's accessorized clit.
Please, that girl cannot act. No one is going to let him follow Dan Radcliffe's peen.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
By the way, Zac's not wearing those gloves because he's handling the horse, she's just letting us have some old school Hollywood glamour with the white gloves ala Joan Crawford driving up to MGM.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 10, 2008 - 9:04pm.
I only know of most of these people because of MK myself. Otherwise who gives a shit?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
I know that all of you young, sexy babes and guys (well, unless you're all liars, most of you sure sound as if you are) think that getting old will be sheer hell. Well, don't you?
I've got news for you. Since my only child is in his early 30s (gorgeous, single, owns his own house :), I have never had to watch any of these Disney, etc., shows that you do (I watched 70s and 80s shows).
I don't even know who the hell this guy in the picture is. I think I recognize the horse, though - Fury, I believe.
So, when you get older you won't have to see or know any of these twits, either. I'm only here for Michael K. and all you sluts.
On topic: I mentioned the horse!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Call me when they cast Danny Bonaduce. :0(
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Ugh, he's so damn fem, I hate him. We need some real peen on stage not this girlie crap.
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Dick happens! - MK
I don't get what the big deal about this queen is, so I could care less. They need to cast a real hottie, not one of the Disney girls. Now, if they cast Penn Badgley or Chris Evans, I'd be the first one front row, center...and yes, I know Chris Evans is all wrong for the part, but we're talking about someone I would fork over a month's rent to go see swing their wanger in front of me.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 10, 2008 - 5:56pm.
What kind of name is "The Great WHITE way?"
WTF?
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Oh please tell me you're joking. The Great White Way refers to the Theater District on Broadway in NYC more commonly called just "Broadway". It has nothing to do with race. They call it that because of all of the lights on the marquees of the many shows, before all of Times Square looked like Vegas. It was also one of the first lighted streets in the US back in the day. Haven't you ever hear that song "They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway"? Thousands flock to be a star.
Never been to NYC?
Submitted by de Cosmos on October 10, 2008 - 8:09pm.
All of which reminds me:
When are we going to get a good, clear pic of Hairy Potter's baguette magique from Equuus?
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You need to ask Burgens. He/she has a line on a secret eyeglass camera. xo
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
All of which reminds me:
When are we going to get a good, clear pic of Hairy Potter's baguette magique from Equuus?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 10, 2008 - 7:42pm.
What about the French kiddies?
From said article:
“I would like to have more freedom, especially to have the chance to be more spontaneous with my kids. Would I like to be able to walk through the streets with my kids? Of course...But it is not possible."
Is that a confession that pics we've seen lately are staged? Or is she THAT tired from 'not being disturbed' by her kids that she forgot about her recent outing?
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Submitted by Mejinn on October 10, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 10, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Equus audiences deserved better than Zac's pony-peen. They want a stallion.
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Unfortunately due to recent budget cuts the audience has to settle for a gelding, and I'm willing to bet his junk would still look like a panic button regardless of how much Estee Lauder is smeared all over it.
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Maybe JamesHaven can give him a Mary Kay makeover.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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ON TOPIC: Twink a dink a doo.
Who cares.
OFF TOPIC:
So I went to the Shiteous Loon Ground Zero, and....
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/10/10/angelina-jolie-barack-obama/
Skeletina has done a Vanity Fair interview, the GERMAN Vanity Fair.
Excerpt example:
On why she’s proud of the USA: “I am very proud of being American, and all my children have got American passports. For me, our family is just what America is - a melting pot, a mixture of many different races and nations. My children should be proud of their Asian and African roots, but that in no way means [is] a lack of respect for the fact that they and their parents are Americans.”
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
When Nicole Kidman was in her prime she got naked on Broadway for the play "The Blue Room" and it was a big deal. So far the only male equivalents for that are Harry Potter and the guy from High School Musical. Is this is the best Broadway can do for penis lovers?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 10, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Equus audiences deserved better than Zac's pony-peen. They want a stallion.
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Unfortunately due to recent budget cuts the audience has to settle for a gelding, and I'm willing to bet his junk would still look like a panic button regardless of how much Estee Lauder is smeared all over it.
This Zefron/Equus Caper must go down must go down. I will pay any amount of money.
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"That picture makes me look like a sociopath." - Theodore Bagwell
Equus audiences deserved better than Zac's pony-peen. They want a stallion.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Burgens on October 10, 2008 - 7:02pm.
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Thanks for the clarification, I've never heard of them. I thought you meant spyglass camera--- and I was thinking: Surely this person cannot really mean that. I mean, weren't spyglasses from like the 1700's? *shows my age*
Anytwink, you go back to your regularly scheduled crush, I'll shut up and go back to my Pinot. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by snowpiece on October 10, 2008 - 7:02pm.
I know. I must have a funny magnet imbedded in my head cause the weirdest funny shit always happens to me...
on topic, fuck this twinkie boy, he pisses me off.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Little kid, that's all he is. Probably has never seen a rotary phone hard wired to a kitchen wall or spent a Saturday night with nothing else in the world to do but cruise around in the Goat and listen to Zeppelin and maybe smoke some grass.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Burgens on October 10, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Mmmmm, sold! (Prepares secret eyeglass camera.)
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While I respect the fact that you have a crush, what in the name of Jaysus is an 'eyeglass camera'?
double-secret camera built into eyeglasses, as the name implies. google it. those chinamen are smart cookies.
CTH I don't really like those twins either, well not the one whose gonna grow up to be a total dick, I like the sweet one who may be gay.
say. how's that new career woking out for you? LMAO that was a funny story
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
At least Harry Potter looks like an actual male.
The only reason I'd want to see this blank-eyed waxy gay dude is to confirm that he actually has one. Y'know, even one coated in glitter foundation.
damn right, snowy!
"lites cigg, does double shot of Jack"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
snow, they're okay, I'm more thinking about miley and zac..
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Amen, Motherfucker.
ever since CTH became a stripper she's so damn cynical!
;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
CTH: how mean! all of them? even those Suite life twins? Or is that not Disney? LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."