Zac Efron (And His Peen) In Equus?
I like where Broadway is going. I applaud celebrity dudes getting on stage and showing their wangs to a live audience. This is what theater needs. However, Zac Efron's peen is not the dick I had in mind to replace DanRad's wang in "Equus" on Broadway.
Zac tells The Sun that he's ready to shed his goody-goody Disney image by exposing his skin lipstick on the Great White Way. Zac says, "You know that Daniel Radcliffe role on Broadway, well it's been mentioned.”
I know some of you whores are producing massive amounts of panty pudding over this bit of news, but think it through. There's no way Zac is going to show off his man clit in its natural state. This is the Cover Girl princess we're talking about. The peen is going to be covered in powder, foundation, bronzer, mascara, lipstick, false eyelashes and glitter. It's not going to look like a beautiful penis. It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
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I could die happy if these fucking disney hors would all dry up and blow away.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
He probably just said that to deflect from the fact that James Franco's face is scientifically perfect and his probably isn;t.
That being said, this would be a totally perfect way of making him edgy. Trouble is, he is far too synthetic to be able to play this role. FAR too synthetic. He's not even a real human. Kick him, he rattles.
He could get naked though. He should do it now. He should do a fisting film actually. That'd alter his image.
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Submitted by Burgens on October 10, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Mmmmm, sold! (Prepares secret eyeglass camera.)
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While I respect the fact that you have a crush, what in the name of Jaysus is an 'eyeglass camera'?
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by GazingBeauty on October 10, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Michaela on October 10, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I know right. What does he have that I am missing out on?
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And those movies are HORRIBLE. I had to endure them with my friend's children and I just wanted to die. I was thinking GOD where is my copy of Sixteen Candles so I can erase this HSM shit out of my mind!!!???
TITS!! *adjusts cleavage* How now? xo
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
There is no way in hell I can take this little twink seriously. Ever.
Oh god just what we need to make this guys ego even bigger than it already is.... He just needs to go away fro a LONG time.
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
Mmmmm, sold! (Prepares secret eyeglass camera.) I envision a pencil dick, with small but low-hanging balls. Pubes are shaved (unlike Vanessa Cuntgens hairy bush).
What whores is MK referring to? I wasn't aware anyone posting here was into bulimic twinks.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Hiya East Coast!
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there is something about him that attracts me & repulses me at the same time...its quite unnerving.
This twink probably thinks he's up for the Harry Potter gig. And when I say 'up', I just made myself ill.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
They should really get Katie Price and her horse for the show not that simpering placard of prettiness. hah. I wonder which one has the bigger dick, katie or the horse? (we know it's not the boy with the bangs)
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he is preeeeetty.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by Michaela on October 10, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I know right. What does he have that I am missing out on?
Is it me? Am I missing something here? I don't see the appeal for this guy.
Submitted by TITS on October 10, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Not even in a dress with a push up bra! Peens can't pull off that skanky whore look, that's merely their target.
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*takes mind out of gutter*
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Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
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it doesn't sound very appealing to see this twink's covergirl makeup wearing penis out in the open
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
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If Zac is uncut then they could put some falsies on his foreskin. Then maybe he could teach it to blink. That should get a standing "O" from the audience.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.
It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
You say that like it's a bad thing *pouts*
Oh honey Christina's look is great for her. But on a penis? I don't think any peen could pull that off.
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Not even in a dress with a push up bra! Peens can't pull off that skanky whore look, that's merely their target.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.
It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
You say that like it's a bad thing *pouts*
Oh honey Christina's look is great for her. But on a penis? I don't think any peen could pull that off.
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It looks good on Bat Boys... ;0)
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
The peen is going to be covered in powder, foundation, bronzer, mascara, lipstick, false eyelashes and glitter. It's not going to look like a beautiful penis. It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
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heh heh heh. that's sure to get a rise out of some people. heh heh heh.
funny - no mention of a dyed merkin.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.
It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
You say that like it's a bad thing *pouts*
Oh honey Christina's look is great for her. But on a penis? I don't think any peen could pull that off.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
What kind of name is "The Great WHITE way?"
WTF?
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
It's going to look like fucking Xtina.
You say that like it's a bad thing *pouts*
~♥~One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up...
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up ~ GW "AJU"~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
"You know that Daniel Radcliffe role on Broadway, well it's been mentioned."
Um, i have heard about getting fucked by Colin Farrell, don't mean i get to be next in line.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Is there a makeup wearing gay market broadway is trying to appeal to?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!