Chaplin Or Holmes?
Robert Downey Jr. was in costume today in London for the new Chaplin...I mean...Sherlock Holmes movie. For real. I thought RDJ was dressed as the little tramp for "Chaplin II: The Starbuck Years." Unfortunately, it's for Guy Ritchie's version of Sherlock Holmes.
They should call this crap "Sherlock Hobo" instead, because RDJ looks raggedy as shit! Where the fuck is the little deerstalker cap, the silly pipe or the magnifying glass? Maybe this is Sherlock going undercover as Chaplin? Yeah, I know. Different time periods, but I'm trying to understand.
This shit also stars Jude "Effed Up Hairline" Law as Watson and Rachel McBoring as some broad who will probably scream often.
Here's a few more of Sherlock Chaplin in London today. Guy looks so fucking relaxed and bored for being the movie's director. Shouldn't he be running around and screaming into a bullhorn? Directing a movie is like going on vacation!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Devils Advo on October 10, 2008 - 9:28pm.
STFU!!!DONT TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*punches in the nuts*
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HAHA.. okay that was funny :)
OT: I worked with this guy who claims that when RDJ was still in his really drugged out years he met him. He was at this really shitty little airport in PA catching a private plane to go visit his mom. And he met some local druggies and starting doing drugs with them. Well the guy was friends with this girl who got so fucked up she needed a ride home and he went to pick her ass up. And RDJ was there with a bunch of young 20 somethings doing smack and lord knows what else. So this guy asks RDJ for his autograph. He said that RDJ was really cool and obliged. End of story.
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2cents - it's eddie izzard dressed up as a, um... well fairy i guess. but not all english men are homos.
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Submitted by speakit on October 10, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Speakit if you're still there I hope you're feeling a bit better. Things will start going your way, please just hang in there.
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Oh yeah, I'm feeling better because I've finally finished crying. I can't cry anymore. And now I'm just really fucking angry, not at anyone but myself.
I'm not gonna be nice anymore...see I figured out that's the problem. I've been too nice. so I can fix that.
No more nice. First step, no more selfish lying bastards aka men.
@Deb lol @ bad day, try bad year thx, but I'm no A-list of anything darlin'(btw I said sorry about your loss but I don't know if you saw)
@Jussayin... hell to the fuck NO, because sex involves A MAN.. well for me it does.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 10, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Jeremy Brett was the ultimate Holmes in my opinion.
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Yup. He had a great little smile. didn't much care for the watson he had. or the chief inspector.
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Deb... ♥♥♥ to you and Shadow.
That is all.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
OT: I'mma need RDJ to get working on IronMan 2 and stop the nonsense.
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Thank you, MTC! I am picking up his cremains tomorrow.
OT: Me lourves RDJ. He could make a movie where he sits nekkid on a stool for 2 hours and I would happily pay!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
@sexy TITays
Who dat in your avi? Does she grant wishes?
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speakit, hon, I'mma need you to go get some secks so you can revert back to my chill homegirl!
I'mma let you in on a lil truf about men.
men suck.
that is all.
((((hugs))))
go look at some hot Boris
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Sorry to hear about dear Shadow. :(
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Is RDJ mastubating in that last pic?
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oops made me look!
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@SpeakIt,
Sorry you are having a bad day.
On the other hand I am delighted to see you and the rest of the DL A-List! I don't get to get on as much as I would like to...
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Submitted by Devils Advo on October 10, 2008 - 9:28pm.
STFU!!!DONT TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*punches in the nuts*
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Submitted by Devils Advo on October 10, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Turn off the computer speakit.
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I CAN'T. I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB.
ARE YOU A MAN? IF YOU ARE, SHUT THE FUCK UP
Thanks IG, the saddest thing of it all is that he's 38 now and I'm the only woman who ever loved him. He knows and I know it.
The exes in his life treated him like shit. I guess I was just revenge for that.
Speakit if you're still there I hope you're feeling a bit better. Things will start going your way, please just hang in there.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Turn off the computer speakit. Take a break.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 10, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Jeremy Brett was the ultimate Holmes in my opinion.
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The ultimate Holmes? That would be John. I KEED!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Jeremy Brett was the ultimate Holmes in my opinion.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
*sits next to speakit* *runs back* *says nothing*
edit: that should have been rubs back but maybe I should run :(
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putsomestankonit... well, he was just an asshole. NO!! He was/is an ARSEHOLE!! Sounds like he hurt you--- send him here and I will put my size 7's up his orifice.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I thought that Robert Downey Jr. was great in Ironman. Maybe he could actually make this movie work.
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IG, I didn't understand it either. He explained it but whatever. And he was shocked to the core when I explained to him why so many gay men hit on him in this country. The stupid douche didn't understand that the English have a rep for being homos even when their not.
He was a walking contradiction of being sheltered but at the same time he did some of the worst things I have ever known anyone to do.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Geez, I hope RDJ wears some more authentic footwear in the actual movie.
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Speakit, its okay hun. I hate men too. And I apologize to all for my constant ex bashing tonight. I just can't help it. I hate that fucker so much right now. And yes his penis is small.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
putsomestankonit, I have to wonder about people that have a hangup about being nekkid around their partner. I don't know--- it's like well, I've seen the goodies up close and personal, and committed unspeakable acts upon them. I don't get that!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I hate him. Know why? He's a man. Know what else I hate... fucking dlisted. It's not like a drug, NO it's like a fucking inoperable tumor that grows and grows until you want to just reach into your brain and pull it the fuck out.
OMG I'M GONNA HAVE THE INTERWEBZ CUT OFF because if I'm on I get sucked into this gawddamn forsaken hell hole.
I RUE THE DAY I EVER CAME HERE. I REALLY REALLY DO.
PLEASE GOD LET SOMEONE HIRE ME AND I'M GONNA SAVE UP FOR A LOBOTOMY. AMEN
I AM PISSY. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. NOOO, FUCK WITH ME AND THEN I'LL FIGHT AND YOU CAN REPORT ME.
IG, me thinks he was telling the truth that most English guys are small in the penis department. He spent a short time in a boarding school. And a few years in a band and as the drummer he had to share hotel rooms with the pervy bass player who was always picking up skanks and flashing his shit. I think he's seen enough of his fellow countrymen's peen. And he said it was a typical English hangup. Plus he had hangups about being undressed around me due to it, since American's were so much "bigger" in height and size he said.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
putsomestankonit, if he had to reiterate how big his peen was, the gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. :(
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
@IG, Oh trust me for over a year I witnessed it first hand. And to hear about it over and over again.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 8:43pm.
I have a secret to share with you about English guys and dick size. They aren't packing much in the peen department.
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I think El Bastardo needs to weigh in on this!!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Chaplin or Holmes?
Yum, both please!
I'd even take RDJ dressed up as Robie the bank robot
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 7:54pm.
I have a confession to make. I would do Guy Ritchie from here until Sunday. Monday at the latest. Hello, my name islandgirl, and I am a Guyaloonie.
I have a secret to share with you about English guys and dick size. They aren't packing much in the peen department.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Is RDJ mastubating in that last pic?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 7:55pm.
I only caught the last 45 mins or so of "Swept Away" and was bored to tears.
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LOL!
It's true. It's only cool for about the first 45 min. That makes you hold on for the end...which never really happens...
The original is really good, tho:)
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Guy looks relaxed because Madge, her guitar with 3 cords, and her EGO are a continent away.
Submitted by stake_spike on October 10, 2008 - 8:30pm.
The shit I read about Guy was years ago after he first got engaged to that cuntrag Madonna. I think his father has some money. But no his mother does not have a title. Unless she won it in a poker game.
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That movie look low rent as f-ck. What's with the 80's video camera?
Aren't cameras supposed to be huge and sitting on those little tracks?
Guy Ritchie is making a Sherlock Holmes movie????
Erm....ok......
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 8:20pm
I thought his mother was a "Lady" (like the title) and he was some rich kid trying to act cockney?
From that Madonna bio he doesn't seem like a nice guy. He came off really homophobic.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 10, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 8:17pm.
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Lets totally fantasize here.You,me Robert Downey,Jr.,Guy Ritchie AND T.I!
Fuck(yes) fuck YESSS!!!!
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If I remember correctly, Guy isn't that great of a guy. His mother is on the dole and he doesn't help her out financially. Can you say jerk?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Triscuit, thank you for making me feel like I'm not the only freak here! Now excuse me while I do something really weird to myself, none of which I can divulge at this present time. *WINK*
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Submitted by Winominx on October 10, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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I would fuck Guy silly as well,islandgirl!
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of course guy looks relaxed... he lives with madonna. any break from her is a fucking vacation.
he could be strapped to a table having his nuts cut off with a dull butter knife but he'd be happy if she weren't there.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 7:55pm.
I only caught the last 45 mins or so of "Swept Away" and was bored to tears. Madonna was just Madonna to me. Until the very end when I couldn't tell if she was trying to cry, laugh or take a very constipated shit.
And I think Rachel McAdams is playing Paulette Goddard in this movie. Bad idea to dress him up ala Chaplin.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Chaplin Or Holmes? Sorry, Mr. M., but I can't answer that question. I'm focused on the trouser bulge. *blush*