Friday, October 10th 2008

Chaplin Or Holmes?

Robert Downey Jr. was in costume today in London for the new Chaplin...I mean...Sherlock Holmes movie. For real. I thought RDJ was dressed as the little tramp for "Chaplin II: The Starbuck Years." Unfortunately, it's for Guy Ritchie's version of Sherlock Holmes.

They should call this crap "Sherlock Hobo" instead, because RDJ looks raggedy as shit! Where the fuck is the little deerstalker cap, the silly pipe or the magnifying glass? Maybe this is Sherlock going undercover as Chaplin? Yeah, I know. Different time periods, but I'm trying to understand.

This shit also stars Jude "Effed Up Hairline" Law as Watson and Rachel McBoring as some broad who will probably scream often.

Here's a few more of Sherlock Chaplin in London today. Guy looks so fucking relaxed and bored for being the movie's director. Shouldn't he be running around and screaming into a bullhorn? Directing a movie is like going on vacation!

Posted by: Michael K


at first i just thought it's really Charlie Chaplin.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 10, 2008 - 7:51pm.

WTF? "Swept Away" was the first nail in Guy's coffin, I think this is his last.
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You know. I totally didn't hate that movie. It was smart to put Madonna in a role that is, essentially, just her being her and Guy's work on that movie was the awesomeness. Sometimes I think movies get panned because critics are a bunch of bitter bitches.

(not aimed at you but at actual movie reporters)

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I have a confession to make. I would do Guy Ritchie from here until Sunday. Monday at the latest. Hello, my name islandgirl, and I am a Guyaloonie.

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Submitted by Mejinn on October 10, 2008 - 7:47pm.
I can already tell, this is gonna suck.

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So can I ... simply because its a Guy Ritchie movie.

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WTF? "Swept Away" was the first nail in Guy's coffin, I think this is his last.

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Submitted by Winominx on October 10, 2008 - 7:49pm.

*gah* it flew out the window with logic and reason.

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If it does suck, I'm going to close my eyes and just enjoy the man's voice. Damn, Robert's voice is amazing!
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Aww, Mejinn, where's your faith???

Back it up, boys.

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I can already tell, this is gonna suck.