The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
Click here if you can't see the video above.
Her single is no. 1 on the hot 100 charts!
THIS BITCH WILL NEVER GO AWAY *CRYING*
SORRY, the song is WHACK! the vid is just okay!
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Sit yo ass down!
OK, then I can rest well. Goodnight to all!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 1:44am.
**batting eyelashes**
Did Madison say that MK was effing crazy or that he is a poet with the peen?
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Poet with the peen.
**batting eyelashes**
Did Madison say that MK was effing crazy or that he is a poet with the peen?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
What's with all the old fart quotes of old fart songs?
Whatever it is, I wish it would rub off on some a these whipper snappers. They ain't called standards for nothing.
good night sweethearts, well it's time to go (bo-bo-di-oh-doh).
Okay that was bad I know.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 1:26am.
Porr dozy bints, they're clearly as thick as pigshit the lot of ' em.
HAHAHA! I had to google a bint to see what the hell it was...that is what I got!
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Isn't it the best. Short, sharp and right to the point. And most bints you call a bint haven't a clue in pigshit. That's the best bint.
Edited to correct spelling error. B4 speakit seesit.
Submitted by TITS on October 13, 2008 - 1:30am.
what a world we live in!
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I see leaves of green, red roses too
I watch them bloom, for me and you
And I say to myself, what a wonderful world
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
Guess what dudes! I stayed the weekend in a little cottage up on Mt Tamborine in the Gold Coast Hinterland (Queensland). No internet, puters there. There was a pile of magazine in the cottage. I was reading a fat glossy fashion mag called Madison (australia) and there was a feature article about the celebrity/paparazzi thang.
They mentioned dlisted in the article y'all ... and even quoted a few snarky posts!
Who needs internet.
'Night all
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
♥
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
http://www.bintmagazine.com/
what a world we live in!
I always thought 'bint' was a polite version of cunt.
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Sandbitch - Socky had some lintosuction while you were gone - be sure to compliment her next time she comes out of the hamper to post.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 1:12am.
*HUGZ*
Be Here Now.
Life is such that you cannot enjoy it's pleasures without also enduring it's pains...
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As the songwriter wrote...
That's life, that's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April,
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
When I'm back on top, back on top in June.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
Porr dozy bints, they're clearly as thick as pigshit the lot of ' em.
HAHAHA! I had to google a bint to see what the hell it was...that is what I got!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 1:17am.
I've got an entire weekend of posts to read. It's gonna be like having a dlisted novel to read!
Hey...I think I'm onto something - don't tell mk.
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fock that. tell us about your trip. any good stories? did you friend get home alive?
Sandyb, chili and chocolate go together like a horse and carriage. I recently did a dessert using them, and the crowd went wild.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Ha! It sounds like fun, Sandbitch...I almost forgot you weren't in Canada!
I'll have to catch up tomorrow as I am BEAT. Leave me a novella, at least....;p
nite, trollops!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me your CELEBRITY cholas for a new movie!
thirteenangels@live.com
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
OK YEAH!
Speaking of tarts, I made one last night.
And it was good.
I overcame my fear of making crust.
Milestone.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
I had an ab fab time. Dropped the odd cunt word - called the odd bitch a bint. And that was just in my close group of friends...
Drank chilli chocolate schnapps for breakfast. It's an amazing feat of nature that the kidney's are still functioning actually.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 13, 2008 - 1:18am.
JINX!! Mrs. K., get the frick oot of mah heed, will ya?
well excuse the fuck outta me!!
I'm sorry, darling, but you and I and everyone we know KNOWS we were separated at birth.
True story.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
JINX!! Mrs. K., get the frick oot of mah heed, will ya?
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
I've got an entire weekend of posts to read. It's gonna be like having a dlisted novel to read!
Hey...I think I'm onto something - don't tell mk.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 1:14am.
Slutz, slatterns, horz, beautiful bints...
Anything interesting happened while I've been up a chilly mountain tasting wine?
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None of your beezwax. ;)
PS... Did you have fun??
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 1:14am.
Slutz, slatterns, horz, beautiful bints...
Anything interesting happened while I've been up a chilly mountain tasting wine?
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I heard your lesbian lover was FURIOUS that you went away for the weekend without her.
*Flashing tatas at Sandbitch*
did you have fun?
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
@SandBitch,
Whatchu talkin' about WIllis???
Mountian? Cold Air?? Getting down to around 70 tonight...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Slutz, slatterns, horz, beautiful bints...
Anything interesting happened while I've been up a chilly mountain tasting wine?
Sometimes Your The Bug????
Ok. I think I found part of my funny bone...HAHAHA.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
*HUGZ*
Be Here Now.
Life is such that you cannot enjoy it's pleasures without also enduring it's pains...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me your CELEBRITY cholas for a new movie!
thirteenangels@live.com
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Deb... ♥♥
This too shall pass.
Like every night that's come before it.
He'll never give you more than you can bear.
This too shall pass.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
*mails Deb puppy*
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Mrs. K,
I am doing good to remember Mary Chapin Carpenter... Those were some wild old days back then. LOL
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Deb--Do you like Mary Chapin Carpenter?
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 1:02am.
2008, worst year in my whole effing life. Back to crying again at the drop of a hat. Be glad when January gets here...
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xoxox
I feel ya. Ya know what's funny? In January, I knew, I even said, this will be the year of change and it would be good.
I was half right.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Thanks TV. Hoping the Doggie Boy comes home tomorrow for good. I miss him.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
*hugs Deb*
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
2008, worst year in my whole effing life. Back to crying again at the drop of a hat. Be glad when January gets here...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
The narrator, Jeanette, cuts her teeth on the knowledge that she is one of God’s elect, but as this budding evangelical comes of age, and comes to terms with her preference for her own sex, the peculiar balance of her God-fearing household crumbles.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 1:00am.
Totally thought she had been in my trunk...
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Shake it, shake it, baby, come on now!
Shake it, shake it, baby, ooo oooh!
Shake it shake it, baby, huh!
Abc, baby, oo ooo!
123, baby, nah nah!
Do re mi, baby, huh!
Thats how easy love can be.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
IG!
"Smell has been compared to rotting flesh, old gym socks, or sewage" OMFG, I had no clue you even KNEW my ex...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 12:59am.
Sure. Got change of a nickel?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 13, 2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 12:53am.
Tangerines are not the only fruit.
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I am partial to durian.
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OH FUCK ME NO NOT THAT!!!
I'd sooner discuss poo.
Aw, my sweet sweet DebFrmHeaven
How are ya doll?
And TV, shoe me your moneymaker, shake it baby shake it.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 12:53am.
Tangerines are not the only fruit.
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I am partial to durian. A fruit as big as a football, covered with tough, spiky skin. The pulp is pale yellow, with shape and consistency of raw brains. Smell has been compared to rotting flesh, old gym socks, or sewage.
Although some call it an aphrodisiac. ♥♥
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 12:53am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 12:49am.
@Angel,
I am holding up ok, I reckon.
Think I broke my funny bone tho...LOL.
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I understand. It's a "Be Here Now" thing;)
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Yeah, I'm just not getting that one.
A little help here please!
AbFab: She's a virgin in a world where men turn to ripe fruit for pleasure!
No reason.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 12:53am.
True, but Jimmy Bocca already left.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Mrs. K!
I miss you....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 13, 2008 - 12:49am.
@Angel,
I am holding up ok, I reckon.
Think I broke my funny bone tho...LOL.
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I understand. It's a "Be Here Now" thing;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me your CELEBRITY cholas for a new movie!
thirteenangels@live.com
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Tangerines are not the only fruit.
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"Oi, did you see the meiskeit he's dating? A fashion model, she isn't!"