The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 11:12pm.
I think Adnan is cute. I can't help it.
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Of course you can help it you stupid twat!!! The man is a gorgon.
Ooooh is this one of your 'stages' that you have to go through?
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Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 11:08pm.
@angel- you had me believing that scenario for a second.
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Yay! I love tricking people!
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Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 10:35pm.
And OMG! What if I AM in a wheelchair?!?
What if I was in a horrendous car accident 7 months ago and my whole family was killed and I've been sitting in the dark trying to heal my body
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That happened to me about 8 years ago - not a car accident, but quite disabled. Took over a year to heal. Yahoo Games was my addiction. It was fun, engaged my mind and I got to 'meet' people.
Just to let you know your scenario was not far off.
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Well, it sounds to me like you got over it pretty well! Kudos! Thanks for sharing that. Truth be told, I just always wanted to have a melodramatic rant like that but nothing so *physically* extreme has ever happened to me. It happens to people ALL the time, tho. And who's to say an environment like this can't be therapeutic to a broken spirit? Especially those who are physically limited...Who's gonna go and take that from you...? Yeesh.
Anyhow, truth is I'm just type A - everything I do, I do full tilt. If I decide to be here I'm going to be here big. You can times what I'm doing here by 10 to get what I'm doing outside. Trust me - I'm always exhausted, but I'm happy this way:)
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Submitted by tangerine on October 12, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Never had tangerines at Christmas, although I do like them. I picked the name for one of my favorite Zep songs. Eww speakit, Adnan is fugly. And creepy.
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At Christmas time, my mom always has tangerines in a bowl and walnuts in a bowl, sitting out the whole holiday season.
But he's bulldog cute. Like so ugly he's cute kinda thing. Okay, I'll give you the creepy just cuz he fukked Brit. :P
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 11:10pm.
@tangerine
I love tangerines. We always have them at Christmas. Does anyone else do that?
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Chinese Mandarin oranges wrapped in green tissue paper in a wooden slat box.
But then we're all commies in Canada.
OOOOH speaking of which. I just went for a ride and was looking at all the election signs that are up (we have our elected on tuesday) and someone had a Obama/Biden poster up!!!! LOLOL
Good thing I was going up hill and got a second look!
Never had tangerines at Christmas, although I do like them. I picked the name for one of my favorite Zep songs. Eww speakit, Adnan is fugly. And creepy.
I think Adnan is cute. I can't help it.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Are there any straight guys that still find her sexy? Besides cheese dicks like Adnan, I mean.
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@tangerine
I love tangerines. We always have them at Christmas. Does anyone else do that?
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Meanwhile, Shitters is still a skank. Kumbaya??
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@angel- you had me believing that scenario for a second. Then a few scrolls up and I read that something very similar happened to TITS.
Wow Jimmy. Don't you feel like an asshole. I wouldn't want that bad karma on me. Shit happens, ya know. I really hope one day you are not in a wheel chair getting your only diversion from being trapped in a body that won't move when some asshole reminds you of your shitty lot in life. You should really think about what you say...
Submitted by TITS on October 12, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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Whoa major flashback!!!!
I hated that they never retained the position you put them in
I loved my Flatsy dolls. They're selling them again, I just bought a few. Their outfits have been updated (not slutty), but they still have crazy Duggar hair.
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She's flat and that's that!
I think Jimmy and Ricki Lake are the same person. So I guess Jimmy didn't get any dick last night in NY. And what is up with the fat insult? It's really funny to me because I come on here to relax after running five miles on the beach. And I have done a triathlon. And I surf. But I guess it makes these retards feel better to assume that I wear mu mu's and roll around in ranch dressing. Oink Oink mother fucker!! lol
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Y'all, I think Jimmy just needs a group hug. I'm gonna grab your ass Jimmy!
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And while you're distracted by the hand squeezing your flat ass, I'll grab your nut.
Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 10:55pm.
We're not even fake friends yet, but I think you're one of the funniest & craziest (crazy in a good way) people on here. You maka me laugh.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 10:35pm.
And OMG! What if I AM in a wheelchair?!?
What if I was in a horrendous car accident 7 months ago and my whole family was killed and I've been sitting in the dark trying to heal my body
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That happened to me about 8 years ago - not a car accident, but quite disabled. Took over a year to heal. Yahoo Games was my addiction. It was fun, engaged my mind and I got to 'meet' people.
Just to let you know your scenario was not far off.
Ack. You bitches never tell me when I spell things wrong!
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Submitted by Flatsy on October 12, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Hey Flatsy! What's a flatsy doll?
Didn't you have one when you were a little girl? Maybe you're a bit younger.
http://www.schylling.com/flatsy.html
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Whoa major flashback!!!!
I hated that they never retained the position you put them in.
Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 10:53pm.
I didn't really see how anyone was a raving bitch either. I can do that though, if anyone would like to see.
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I know, right? But it was like you were tryna sing a song to a hippo...you know, cuz hippos only know grunts....you know? What are you gonna do? I think it was nice for you to try and help him look inside himself, tho. People don't do that for each other nearly enough, I think:)
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This one! This is my favourite post of my one hundred million posts today! Yay me!
@MR. Pres!
For reals. Who ARE these people? Most of the people I know don't even realize Britney still exists. It's the new definition of commitment: You don't have to stay married, or be loyal to your work or your boss, you don't have to respect your elders or give back to your community but DON'T EVER LEAVE YOUR POP ICON! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE IF HER VOICE BOX IS GONE AND HER ARMS AND LEGS FALL OFF. LOVE HER FOREVER! GOT IT?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Ok, ok group hug, whatever...
PS. What the hell do you think goes on at PTA meetings? We're not gangsters, you know!
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I didn't really see how anyone was a raving bitch either. I can do that though, if anyone would like to see.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
I dunno...have I posted enough on this thread. You know what I really want to repost this other thing. I'm gonna do that.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 12, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Well I can say that I'm spending the majority of my time online looking for work right now. When I need a break, I come here for a laugh. So I post a lot too, but jeeeez I didn't like your comment at all pal.
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Ok, ok group hug, whatever...
PS. What the hell do you think goes on at PTA meetings? We're not gangsters, you know!
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Group hug
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 12, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 12, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Ummm, Jimmy's not into pussy. Frankly, it scares him. He'll take a big old helping of mangina though.
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I don't get it. He likes lesbians?
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Y'all, I think Jimmy just needs a group hug. I'm gonna grab your ass Jimmy!
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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@Mr. Pres:
You're cool too. I know, because you play D&D :)
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 12, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Listen all you nutty fat hags, The fact that all of you are gangin up on me like this is some PTA meeting speaks volumes. I guess that saying is right when woman don't get dick they turn into raving BITCHES!
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HA! HA! HA!
And WHAT happens to a guy, may I ask, when he doesn't get any pussy? LOL!
Weekend's over, Jimmy! At least you tried;p
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
I AM a fat, nutty hag. I bow down to your psychic ability. Could you teach me how to be as happy as you are?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Jimmy, you should totally hook up with that Ricki Lake character. You two would be perfect together. Now if you will excuse me, I have to clean up the Spam casserole and ranch dressing stains off my La-Z-Boy.
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And OMG! What if I AM in a wheelchair?!?
What if I was in a horrendous car accident 7 months ago and my whole family was killed and I've been sitting in the dark trying to heal my body and my heart and one day someone brought me a computer and clicked on DListed and it was the first time I laughed in 7 months and then,HELL YEAH, maybe I did get a little attached because now that I'm strapped to a wheelchair and my whole family's gone and I'm not quite sure who I am or who I want to be and then I find this weirdass place that's kinda safe, you know? Because it's anonymous and then when fucktards like you wanna make fun of me and my fucked up legs and my lost family it doesn't have to hurt so much.
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Oh Jimmy, don't act like you haven't READ that I'm going through a divorce. That wasn't just a lucky guess. And you can think whatever gets you through the day, but actually men like me a lot. But I sure hit a nerve with you!
I ruffled Jimmy's feathers. Sorry, honey, but you can't ruffle mine. I win.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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@Flatsy
OMG That's awesome! I've never seen one. Okay, my first thought? Lay it behind the tire of Dad's parked car and cry "YOU RAN OVER MY DOLL!!!"
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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LOL@Mustang Sally
It honestly doesn't bother me if someone calls me a name. Cuz I know better!
I think most people here in reality would be nice people, prolly Jimmy too. I mean, seriously, if someone was antisocial would they be posting at a blog?
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Submitted by speakit on October 12, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Hey Flatsy! What's a flatsy doll?
Didn't you have one when you were a little girl? Maybe you're a bit younger.
http://www.schylling.com/flatsy.html
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She's flat and that's that!
Hi, angel. Don't worry about people who are obviously trying to stir up shit. You're cool.
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Jimmy Bocca,
Oh, for god's sake, leave speakit alone. She was being nice to you and she's going through some tough shit right now (sorry to mention that, speakit, but I think it shows what kind of person you are). She must be a bloody saint to bother with you. And you called her an asshole. Yeah, that proves just what a happy fella (or whatever) that you really are. Sad and in pain is what you come across as.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
And sometimes I make mistakes or don't say everything I was gonna say the first time so I come back cuz I'm a little anal retentive about my expression like that.
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AND I was taking a minute to say hello to my fake friend Mr. President. - who I ONLY know on this site. So there!
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Submitted by jussayin on October 12, 2008 - 10:44am
That is the cutest avatar ever!
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Submitted by Flatsy on October 12, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Hey Flatsy! What's a flatsy doll?
IDK who's here. Prolly 68754654 people... lurking. *shocked eyes*
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 12, 2008 - 9:29pm.
angel_i are you handicapped?
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WTF? Are YOU handicapped? That was 12 hours ago! Is there some reason I need to explain my posting habits to you? I know you got your panties all tied in a know cuz I called you a racist but...
O, I see. I insulted Britney fantards. That's why you come flying outta nowhere like a bat out of hell like that...
Nevermind.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 22, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Sad? How is death sad? This planet is a horrible place.
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Wow, that didn't take long.
Call me what you will. But just like you making assumptions about Angel based on her behavior here, anyone can do that same about you or me, or anyone else. You certainly don't like me doing it or you wouldn't get angry. So what is your motive? Are you trying to piss Angel off? Embarrass her? That doesn't seem very 'happy'.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
speakit, I'm gonna call you a pusher. You push people around. OK, not people, just Flatsy dolls. And not around, just down. :)
Whatsagoingontonight?
Whoelseishere?
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm not talking about snarking on celebrities. And sure there are other people who are rude. But you're consistently negative. In more than one post, I've seen you say the world is crap, people are better off dead, that sort of thing. If you're the happiest person on this site, well that's great. Feel free to call me anything you like. Doesn't bother me one bit. Just shows me how happy you really are.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Bocca: I'm sure nobody here is hunched over the computer constantly refreshing every five seconds, as you suggest. It is possible to have the computer on and do other things and check up on updates every so often. And if your life is supposedly so full and rich, why do you even care? From what I know about angel, she has obviously had a fuller range of life experiences than most people. Bye.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Jimmy, are you happy? I've been here for over six weeks and every one of your posts is bitter and angry. Like do you only think negative thoughts? Seriously, there is a whole world out there, and you spend all of your time finding the worst in it. Sad.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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the song is ROTTEN & her video is DESPERATE. no surprises here.
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This shit looks like a bad Kinkos commercial. And bitch laying there all sweaty and funky. Ew.
All I keep hearing is how "SHES BACK! YAY!" Ugh.
This fucking song is an ear worm on crack. Now I won't get "Womanizah" out of my head for three days and with a hangover that's not good.
L♥VE,
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