The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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Thanks boomsy. I couldn't tell.
Edit: Very nice MyTwoCents. You have some awesome Photoshop skills.
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LOL...Ok I just watched it all...Dat's funny!
You say I'm crazy!
I got your crazy!
And you know what? She looks crazy. Anyone who thinks this is good is reaching. She looks pretty good but that's a LOT of editing.
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@speakit
Frog in da house!
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 11:11pm.
The trick is to grap two fists full of casserole at a time. Put some in your pockets if you need to, just grab it.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 11, 2008 - 11:11pm.
It SOLANGE. I just changed her dress colour and added a few extra ornamnets. It was MK's joke.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 11, 2008 - 11:12pm
Isn't it Solange?
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Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
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@boomsy~
I would have had the same reaction. I know that "guns don't kill people, people kill people" but how many stories have you heard where it goes off by accident? No thanks.
@angel~
How horrible. See? That shit goes off by accident a lot! I agree, ick..
Night, Ivana...shoulda' got more time from donald rather than the bucks! Catchya' latah, lady!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 11:11pm
Beans -n- wienies.
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If life hands you lemons, find someone whose life handed them vodka, and have a party.
Night, Mommy;)
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@ MyTwoCents
Who is in your avi? She looks like a Christmas tree.
Edit: *handing Nits my last hash brownie* That's payment for loaning my Rodrigo last night.
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Good night Ivana! Glad we all cleared everything up and ended up having some good laughs!
Submitted by boomsy on October 11, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 11:03pm
I hear ya; I held a real one without the clip once and almost dropped it I was shaking so bad from being scared. I don't even like my husband's bb gun.
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Same. I had a friend in HS killed a dog with one of those. By accident! No thank you, ma'am! Someone had to point out to me that our cops carry guns. Who knew!? I've just never been looking for it. I have no use for a gun. Altho, I do play video games so I get the appeal to an extent...but ick. Not for me.
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Aw, ricki..that really hurt. Dammit, MyTwo and Snarkley seemed to have eatin' all the frackin Spam casserole. Dee, hand me a hash brownie and Ivana don't bogart the damn martini's. Britney wouldn't approve!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
@aquarius~
Right ON! Thanks for clearing that up. That is soo funny! Dude is talking shit but has been here all day! Ha ha *waddles off, giggling to self*
Hate to say it, but Brit looks pretty good here. Maybe I should get the people who cleaned her up to get to work on my pigsty apartment.
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Hey Aquarius! thx
I really want a poison dart frog as a pet someday. Like a whole little colony of them. They are so cute!!
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
drink's gone! oreos... gone! I'll have to digest all them cookies overnight haha! Later, folks! Good night.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 11:03pm
I hear ya; I held a real one without the clip once and almost dropped it I was shaking so bad from being scared. I don't even like my husband's bb gun.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Night DAE! It was fun!! ttyl!
Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I love your avie! I wasn't discussing it, but thanks for bringing it back.
ricki,
The fact that you would assume we are all Spam-eating, Crystal Light martini-drinking fatass housewives, while simultaneously extolling yourself as a hot gay (typo but I'm keeping it) with a perfect life only implies the exact opposite. Particularly since you've been posting here all day. Same goes to Jimmy. Ivana, you're all right. ;)
Why does this Ricki mf even come here? It is always so angry and shit.
Nite DAE!
Thanks for the fat pics! I won't be missing step-class tomorrow, that's fersure!
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 11:00pm.
The rest of you...enjoy your Spam casseroles and gallons of ranch dressing. I'm off to enjoy the NYC nightlife while you encamp yourselves in your stained La-Z-Boys and this Britney thread for the night. Have fun calling Britney ugly, fat hags.
Wow what a delusional, self righteous jackass.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 11, 2008 - 11:00pm
OKAYYYYY! The frog's back, damn. :p
Well discussed? Seriously, by whom? Who are you? Who else? Do you normally discuss avies? Or ARE YOU JUST DISCUSSING MINE? OMFG WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!??!! *paranoia*
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 11:00pm.
The lazy boy looks great after a 12 hour shift. Have fun I know I'd have to get pretty drunk to dance to Shitney's latest techno-pop.
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@Dreamy
'Night! Thanks for the pics and giggles. Hope you get an Xtina sighting soon!
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@angel~
Guns scare me too. Like I have a phobia of guns. My uncle goes out to the shooting range and always invites me but I have this irrational fear that I will get shot or something by accident. Guns are bad news.
LMAO speakit!
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Night Ricki!! *stuffs spam casserole in mouth* Love ya! *twirls around in pastel mu mu* Be careful out there!
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 11:00pm.
The rest of you...enjoy your Spam casseroles and gallons of ranch dressing. I'm off to enjoy the NYC nightlife while you encamp yourselves in your stained La-Z-Boys and this Britney thread for the night. Have fun calling Britney ugly, fat hags.
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Don't get stabbed, or shot or anything! Okay, no go ahead cuz Brit will save you cuz you love her and shit.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Funions scare me. Like guns - I've never seen one and I don't really want to.
I can understand having an issue with people beating down Britney if this was Breatheheavy or JJ but this is DListed! WTF? I can't be bitchy here now? CAMON! I'm not bitchy in other places (ok, sometimes at Starbucks cuz the clientele can really suck ass but..) REALLY?!? MUST YOU TAKE EVERY DAMN THING FROM ME? I ALREADY FINISHED COFFEE!!!
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 11, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Britney=Salvation
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Was that a Ziggy quote?
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Submitted by speakit on October 11, 2008 - 10:47pm.
The frog! People like the frog. And it was well discussed when you changed the other day, that's what what I was referring to. As was said, it's weird to see your post without it. Just trying to lighten things up in here between the food fights and fat asses.
And glad to hear you are well:)
Submitted by jussayin on October 11, 2008 - 10:45pm
and ues even the oh so innocent looking Phoebe Price....
I knew it! She's a cryogeically unfrozen fem-bot from the 60's.
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If life hands you lemons, find someone whose life handed them vodka, and have party.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Hell no! I'm hungry girl! Posh needs to get real!
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Why be real when you can skin and bones? lol
She needs to fricken EAT. Silly hoe.
Right bitches - its 10 to 4 in the morning, I'm going to bed! Night y'all!!
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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@DAE~
Well, that is not so much a fat ass, just a cheesy one. I love your posts, you are a funny little chica *muah*
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 11, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Britney=Salvation
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Britney=Salivating
She's got a starbucks coupon, y'all
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
@Ivana~
Ya just eat a couple cookies, not the whole bag *looks around sheepishly* and you will be fine. And will someone tell me what is wrong with a Crystal Light martini? And if I was soo fat that I could not get out of bed, why would I be trying to save a few Kcals on my mixer, eh? The whole scene just does not make any sense. *shakes head, smoothes down mu mu*
Britney=Salvation
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Rugby Hotties!
@ Dee, apparently it's twuu! It's twuu. *flaunts dumb and lard ass simultaneously in front of Dee, before stealing a gulp of martini and a bite of Ivana's cookie*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:50pm.
DAE~
You should send that pic to MK, he would love it (the girl bathing in cheetos) And you googled fatties and Brit came up? Too funny.
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Good idea! I'll do tomorrow...
Yep - this is what it gave me
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/fat-ass-britney.jpg
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Hell no! I'm hungry girl! Posh needs to get real!
veggie omlette would be nice, but i'm sticking to cookies and martini for the night! I have the most bizarre food cravings at night, it's so weird!
DAE~
You should send that pic to MK, he would love it (the girl bathing in cheetos) And you googled fatties and Brit came up? Too funny.
Nitty is a dumbass too? I thought she was just a regular ole lardass. Now I love you even more mah moonpie!
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@jussayin
Puching Kitty!!!!
I may have to hang up my nut puching gloves, you got the double fist action!!!
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Damn that's a little heavy for the night, I would probably have the runs all night haha
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Fussy. You can always pull a Posh Spice and only eat a slice of apple...
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:45pm.
I better stay with cookies because funions, cheetos are too heavy for my stomach now haha
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 11, 2008 - 10:35pm.
I've only had one avie, well I had another one for just a couple of days. Ummm... I don't understand. How does me having an avie make people happy?
AWWWW sheeeyit.. this ain't hard times. I've been through worse and there are people who've been through far, far worse. Oh, I get pissed or hurt like anyone else, but then I think of the good things. I'll survive. :)
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
@Ricki Fake~
You is sooo crazy. LOL!!! Have you been to my house? Wow you got that spot on! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bitch.