The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Damn that's a little heavy for the night, I would probably have the runs all night haha
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I submit to you exhibit "A" (the video), for proof of what you speak. Maybe a veggie omlette or crackers and cheese?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Britney has such trashy tattoos, I know those are fake but all the rest of them that ive seen are so straight out of the trailer park. Britney also needs to realize who her true love is- Cheeto man! (link below)
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
cookies and martini it is!
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 10:17pm
Please tell me - if her 15 minutes are up, why is she still followed everywhere she goes, and why are you still talking about her?
...actually it's all a brainwashing conspiracy to keep John Q Idiot Public focused on banal shit and celebrities while the greedy corporate and government types steal all the money and fuck the economy all the hell...they use Britney, Angelina, and ues even the oh so innocent looking Phoebe Price....
MUAHAHAHAHA, suckas!
Amazing that we care more about Britney Spears than the fact that the national debt clock ran out of number because the debt is so damn high. Did you know it has almost doubled since 2000? But yet we are force fed the "news" about this bitch, her corny videos, her dying cat wail passing as singing, and her nasty ass greasy weave.....
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
@Ivana~
Oh wait, I guess I eat funions and crystal lite martinis, so may i suggest that? lol
Submitted by ricki lake
Please tell me - if her 15 minutes are up, why is she still followed everywhere she goes, and why are you still talking about her?
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'Cos we like watching and talking about crazy bitches. Hence our conversations with you.
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 11, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Damn that's a little heavy for the night, I would probably have the runs all night haha
@Ivana~
COOKIES!!!!
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 10:32pm.
You got me there. What I meant was a chart topping recording artist, you know, when you were in grade school. Now that she has the MTV pity awards and great venues like 20/20, she might just pull of the great "comeback". What is this now, the 3rd, 4th? Anyway, did you you get an advance on your allowance?
If Daddy didn't stop her, Unfitney would bath like this....
http://curlywurlygurly.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cheetos-girl1.jpg
(sfw)
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
@Snarkley~
Ewww...*picks nose, rolls booger and flings it at you* you people are sooo gross!
@angel~
Whateves. Britney's back. You people are all dumb. ASSES. (totally joking, I think the whole thing is funny too)
@MyTwoCents~
Omg you are making that your desktop image!! ROFL! that's some funny shit right there
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:37pm.
just put kids in bed, hubby is reading some work shit, SO I'm giving myself a delicious night snack! any suggestions on night snacks??
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May I suggest a Crystal Light martini.
@PSL, I'm pretty sure we've earned a degree in DL dumbass. Didn't you get your diploma from MK yet?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 10:33pm.
*trying to catch up*
*watching shit flying*
*laughing at dreamy's ass*
*saving ass to desktop background image*
cellulot!!!!
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lmao
OMG you havent have you??? *is crying with laughter*
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:37pm.
just put kids in bed, hubby is reading some work shit, SO I'm giving myself a delicious night snack! any suggestions on night snacks??
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Well, it *is* a britney thread, Ivana. Perhaps Cheeto Pie followed by a shot of frap?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:37pm.
just put kids in bed, hubby is reading some work shit, SO I'm giving myself a delicious night snack! any suggestions on night snacks??
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http://www.personalizedwrappers.com/images/Coke-junk-food-Bouquet.jpg
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Hey Nitty, I guess I am a dumbass too!
It's true, you DO learn something new every day.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:32pm.
@DAE~
Ha ha! OMG if I were eating lunch and she strolled by, like, I would totally go on a diet. I think that is why they make mu mu's, no? When you are that fat, I don't think you want to be wearing anything constrictive. Where do you find these pics? I noticed you have quite the collection of these fatties lol!
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I think that's enough to make anyone go on a diet! hahahaha
I would never want to know! urgh just the thought of being that big makes me shudder.
Google! Just click on "images" and type in "fatties" pt "fat ass" - oh the wonders that you'll find. I just typed in "fat ass" and Unfitney's pic popped up. lol
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
just put kids in bed, hubby is reading some work shit, SO I'm giving myself a delicious night snack! any suggestions on night snacks??
OMG..I'm a dumbass. who knew? Next.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Speakit-
You are seriously confusing me without an avi. I don't have one because I'm way too lazy for that shit, but you, you are not lazy and very spunky and I happen to know that people enjoy your avies. I know you're going through hard times right now, and we are all behind you, but please, please, bring back the happiness to the sluts.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:29pm.
*hoists up fat jeans* *wipes food and sweat off chin* *smells armpits and makes face* Look y'all, Britney's back, okay? Jeez. She is extremely talented and one of the best songwriters of our time. And she is super hot. Didn't you see the video? She is naked. Duh.
Ya'll are crazy!,
*scratching butt crack, sniffing finger*
Corky! LOL!
I'm sorry - It's funny:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
*trying to catch up*
*watching shit flying*
*laughing at dreamy's ass*
*saving ass to desktop background image*
cellulot!!!!
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@DAE~
Ha ha! OMG if I were eating lunch and she strolled by, like, I would totally go on a diet. I think that is why they make mu mu's, no? When you are that fat, I don't think you want to be wearing anything constrictive. Where do you find these pics? I noticed you have quite the collection of these fatties lol!
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:29pm.
*hoists up fat jeans* *wipes food and sweat off chin* *smells armpits and makes face* Look y'all, Britney's back, okay? Jeez. She is extremely talented and one of the best songwriters of our time. And she is super hot. Didn't you see the video? She is naked. Duh.
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For reals. DUH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Unfitney, Jamie Lynn and friends showing off their best side (NSFW)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Laurenisme/fatties.jpg
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
*hoists up fat jeans* *wipes food and sweat off chin* *smells armpits and makes face* Look y'all, Britney's back, okay? Jeez. She is extremely talented and one of the best songwriters of our time. And she is super hot. Didn't you see the video? She is naked. Duh.
I really believe that she's still under contract to some bigwigs somewhere and they're going to get their money out of her if they have to drag her onstage.
@ tangerine
Lol, well at I can roll unlike that poor woman! lol
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@ speakit
Why do you think she is naked in the pic??!! lol I bet you, that she walks around all day butt naked because nothing will fit...can you imagine, you having a nice lunch outside and then...she walks past. She must have huuge boobies!!!!!
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@Ivana
Christina wouldn't have me arrested. We're best friends! I write to her everyday, and Jordy and I send Max a "You're a month older" card every month!! Christina has never written back though, but that's OK! I know her silences mean that she loves me....
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by Snarkley on October 11, 2008 - 10:14pm.
And really what's the big fight about? Why don't the tards just admit that she had her superstardom, she FUCKING BLEW IT. She's not a talented singer, songwriter or musician. Her 15 are up, so let's move on. Give the next person the same fucking break that she got.
Please tell me - if her 15 minutes are up, why is she still followed everywhere she goes, and why are you still talking about her? Britney went 4 years without putting out an album and was reported on 24/7 the entire time. You're deluded if you think her superstardom has anything to do with her music anymore.
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I think that's the point, we'd happily give her 15 more minutes of fame if we could see her roaming the streets with frapps and cheetos rather than puting out these same catterwallin' vids.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
@anastasia~
te he. Seriously, what is up with that? I been eatin' fried baloney sandwiches since I was a youngin' y'all. Now, what else can I find to shove down my fucking gullet...
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Because she's a fucking media whore. A paparazzi whore who whores herself out every fucking day for them.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 10:17pm
Please tell me - if her 15 minutes are up, why is she still followed everywhere she goes, and why are you still talking about her? Britney went 4 years without putting out an album and was reported on 24/7 the entire time. You're deluded if you think her superstardom has anything to do with her music anymore.
Sweetie, it's because now she's a Tabloid Sensation, they're only following her because they want to see her next huge screw-up or meltdown, or whatever. She really should disappear for a while and bond with her children, but apparently she's too self centered and delusional for that. The attention that she receives is not good attention, believe me.
@speakit
Cellualot!! ahahha! woo hoo *picks self up off floor, wipes sweat off brow* that was fun-nay!
WTF is with all the food insults? Shoveling baked beans and pig lard down my fucking gullet at Christmastime is one of my favorite pastimes. And fried baloney sandwich was the name of a band I was in during 8th grade.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Its hilarious when internet strangers call you fat. You know, when they've never seen you. Hey, I can make assumptions too! Like how all stay at home moms are fatasses who sit around eating bon bons in between cashing their husbands checks. (BTW - I am not a stay at home mom, actually, not a mom at all. But I do work full time. But don't let facts stand in your way.)
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I think it's presumptuous to assume I'm NOT Angelina Jolie, bitch. I will do as I please. Don't fucking tell me I should or should not post, KATE773. THANKS.
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LOL, oh ok, Angie. Thanks for taking time out of your busy breastfeeding schedule to visit us here at dlisted. I'm sure this has been on your to-do list FOREVER.
BTW - I never told you not to post, corky.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 10:19pm.
@speakit~
And I thought MY cellulite was bad. Jeez.
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That is soooo past cellulite.. that's cellulot or celluheavy... I don't know, but golf balls have less dimples than that shit.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Well, I don't think she can find pants, hence the brown eye staring back at you. Ummm..do people like that even wipe their ass?
Submitted by Snarkley on October 11, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Blew it? Womanizer is actually being the biggest success of her career so far! Just 24 hours and the video on youtube has already 1 million views and she is #1 on iTunes since tuesday. So you thinking that she isn't talented doesn't really matter, does it? :-)
@speakit~
And I thought MY cellulite was bad. Jeez.
Actually, I am Angie Jo, and I live in a double-wide. Baked beans and pig lard are just some of my favorite foods. Oh, and overdue donuts. Yum.
Submitted by Snarkley on October 11, 2008 - 10:14pm.
And really what's the big fight about? Why don't the tards just admit that she had her superstardom, she FUCKING BLEW IT. She's not a talented singer, songwriter or musician. Her 15 are up, so let's move on. Give the next person the same fucking break that she got.
Please tell me - if her 15 minutes are up, why is she still followed everywhere she goes, and why are you still talking about her? Britney went 4 years without putting out an album and was reported on 24/7 the entire time. You're deluded if you think her superstardom has anything to do with her music anymore.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Go for it, good workout! Make sure you ain't arrested though!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:08pm.
O.M.G. how does that woman sit on a toilet, or take a bath, or find pants?
I feel so skinny right now.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
DAE you are hilarious!! You are on a ROLL girl!!
And really what's the big fight about? Why don't the tards just admit that she had her superstardom, she FUCKING BLEW IT. She's not a talented singer, songwriter or musician. Her 15 are up, so let's move on. Give the next person the same fucking break that she got.
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Damn girl, you should eat some salads and take a morning walk hihi :-)
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But then I'd lose my fat ass!!
No wait, i've head an idea. Now walking is good right. And London is what 80 miles from me? I could walk to London! Yes! and the stalk - I mean follow Christina around....hmm.....
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Damn girl, you should eat some salads and take a morning walk hihi :-)
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Blow you? No thanks fatass, the reek of overdue donuts and punani stank from not being able to move your lard to the shower is nasty. So long!
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Who you calling a fat ass?
If you have better then post a pic c'mon
I'll show you mine... (NSFW!!)
http://www.sondrak.com/archive/fat-ass-l.jpg
Now show yours!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming