The Old Brit Brit Is Back (Okay, Not Really)
Chester Cheetah's main boo has a new video out for that "Woomanizah" song and homegirl gets buck nekkid. Brit Brit bares her pork chops, ham hocks and greasy chicken thighs in some kind of nude sauna scene. I bet the room smelled like hot dog water and melted weave glue. Brit getting naked is her way of saying, "Frapps does a hide fine, ya'll!"
The rest of the video is Our Lady of Cheetos as a sexy secretary, a skanky waitress and a slutty chauffeur. In the chauffeur scene, Brit Brit steers with one shoe. She probably uses that technique in real life to pick out Slim Jim crumbs from the backseat. She has "skillz."
Overall, this shit is better than her last couple of broke ass videos, but that's not saying much. It's also hard to sit through it, because of the fucking song. I tried so hard to love it, but it's like torture to my ears. All I hear is "woominzah, wommanizah, woomanizah" on repeat. I feel like there's some kind of hidden message underneath the song. Brit Brit's trying to brainwash us. I bet if I play it backwards, I will hear Brit's voice saying, "Go buy Frapp. Brit Brit is purdy. Chester is sexay."
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 9:46pm
live to tear down Britney Spears online for no reason other than sheer hatred and jealousy.
Um, I have news for you, this dumb skank tore her own life down, all in the public eye, much to the delight of cold-hearted celebrity bashers such as myself, who rather enjoy watching talentless, undeserving, unappreciative asshole divas like her spiral down in flames.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 11, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Haha, yeah, prices are crazy, I know ;-)
@ angel
I have of respect for Gretchen - she's come form nothing and worked hard to get to where she is.
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Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:48pm.
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@ MyTwoCents
Thanks :0)
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
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Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:52pm.
"Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 9:46pm
I live a life you couldn't even dream of"
Unless you are, in fact, Angelina Jolie, don't make that assumption. I'm glad you love your life but don't be so fucking pompous and presumptive as to think this is actually true.
I think it's presumptuous to assume I'm NOT Angelina Jolie, bitch. I will do as I please. Don't fucking tell me I should or should not post, KATE773. THANKS.
@Ivana~
I know they will. As long as she is naked they won't care that she is cuhrazy!
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:48pm
Hey! I'll have you know that overdue donuts are alot cheaper! Have you seen the price of donuts these days?
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Blow you? No thanks fatass, the reek of overdue donuts and punani stank from not being able to move your lard to the shower is nasty. So long!
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I just read that exact same thing today in a Hallmark card.
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Blow you? No thanks fatass, the reek of overdue donuts and punani stank from not being able to move your lard to the shower is nasty. So long!
Once again, who the fuck besides money-challenged Britards and thirteen-year-old girls do they think they're going to sell this to? It's not even a good dance club song.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 11, 2008 - 9:46pm
I live a life you couldn't even dream of
Unless you are, in fact, Angelina Jolie, don't make that assumption. I'm glad you love your life but don't be so fucking pompous and presumptive as to think this is actually true.
Wow. She's a lot harder - oops, I meant "hotter" but harder works too.
See now why do they never cram THESE hillbillies down our throats?!?!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather do coke all night
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LOLs Dreamy :)
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Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Blow me, bitch. You're done when I say you're done. The fact that you're a mother and could pass your retard logic onto someone else is nauseating. NOW you can be at peace.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 11, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Back at'chya. Soul sista.
Hehehe. This is gonna be funny with the two of you. My dog doesn't even like me off the coffee. In the morning she just gives me the glance saying "Get back to me after you've had a cup". And I get the feeling that some poor shit starter is gonna feel the WRATH of Tits and angel i one night after about 5 days.
5 days, mark my words. Fucking Armageddon. Hehe!
Please MK more Angelina and Brit posts.
@DAE: OMG again. Britney wishes she could sing that well. LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 9:35pm.
I'm a lapsed Huckleberry Hound.
awwwwWWWwooooOOOOOOoo
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 9:36pm.
@DAE:
Unfitney's song - Redneck Woman
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OMG That's funny - where'd you get that?
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It's by Gretchen Wilson (who is FAB!! I love her)I swear everytime I listen to it, I see Unfitney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 11, 2008 - 9:30pm.
I can't give up caffeine OR sugar. No way....I'd be like walking dead.
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that's my fear. thankfully i have a bucket of dexedrine.
whenever i have large quantities of coffee or sugar lately i've been getting this disturbing high. that's why i'm stopping.
Wait. wtf did I just say?
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
@DAE:
Unfitney's song - Redneck Woman
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OMG That's funny - where'd you get that?
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 11, 2008 - 8:09pm.
A - fucking - men
Submitted by anastasia beave... on October 11, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 9:11pm.
And when I'm done I will say my goodbyes and it will be one year (that's right, bitches ONE FUCKING YEAR) before I taste coffee again.
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Et tu, angel? You guys didn't join Scientology this weekend did you? Good luck ladies. My hat's off to you both. If your comments respectively take a turn for the crazy, I got your back. No coffee=cranky bitch in my world. God help the bitches around you. LOL It's like coming off crack I tell ya.
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I hear you, hunny! LOL! I'm a lapsed Yogi so I've been here before...Come, come whoever you are, no matter how many times you have broken your vows...I'm just trying to prep for the waves of emotion that I'll actually be feeling again rather than drowning in coffee...
Straight is the new high!
Thanks for having my back, tho...I think just thinking about it made me kinda cranky already!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Unfitney's song - Redneck Woman
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather do coke all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of K-Fed, Justina and ME!!!!!
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with two babbies on my hip
Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Christina Aguilera song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country (hey y'all Jamie Lynn!)
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy (sexy, sexy, sexy)
Just as sexy (sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy)
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy (I am)
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door
Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Justina Timberfake song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Madonna song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
(keep repeating six hell yeahs are not enough!!)
I Said Hell Yeah (now repeat 100x times)
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I can't give up caffeine OR sugar. No way....I'd be like walking dead.
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Submitted by jussayin on October 11, 2008 - 9:23pm.
COOLNESS IT WORKED!! THANX TITS!!
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Bewdy. what did you use? paint? I buggered it up in pshop.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 9:11pm.
And when I'm done I will say my goodbyes and it will be one year (that's right, bitches ONE FUCKING YEAR) before I taste coffee again.
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Et tu, angel? You guys didn't join Scientology this weekend did you? Good luck ladies. My hat's off to you both. If your comments respectively take a turn for the crazy, I got your back. No coffee=cranky bitch in my world. God help the bitches around you. LOL It's like coming off crack I tell ya.
May Tom Cruise be with you.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 9:21pm.
I do believe that a lot of men will have the hots for her again after checking her bod on the sauna scene. However, yes we've seen her period stains!...
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:19pm.
I think I love you!!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
COOLNESS IT WORKED!! THANX TITS!!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by kate773 on October 11, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Shut up Ho, the debate has ended. We are at peace now :-)
Submitted by jussayin on October 11, 2008 - 9:14pm.
TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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aw man I just knew that's be good. Hang on. I'll fix, and post it as my avatar and you can copy it.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
A few years ago, this guy I knew thought Brit was super hot. I wonder if he still thinks she is hot now, after seeing her in her greasy, crazy, shaved head glory, or if that completely ruined it for him. Even though I think she looks good in this video, I know what she really looks like. And it ain't pretty. The illusion has been ruined and I don't think anyone could go back.
Holy christ. I simply cannot sit here and continue to read the rampant bullshit and be quiet about it.
Ivana and Ricky Lake, I should have known when you came here defending and cheering on an untalented twat like Britney Spears that your brain cells were as crusty as your underwear. Your "logic" is so insane and frankly, stupid that I literally don't have the energy to try and argue further, simply because that would require me to try and make sense of it. And lets face it, no one has the energy for that kind of thing. We'd need a team of psychologists working around the clock to try and figure out you fucks.
I sincerely hope that you take RL's advice and NOT procreate. Your DNA should die out with you.
And that Jimmy shithead that keeps posting, please go back to breatheheavy and rant and rave about a celebrity who doesn't know you, doesn't care about you, and never will. The fact that you get so angry about criticism of this person makes me think you have serious mental issues. Please step back and take a good hard look at your life. Nobody should get that emotional over a celebrity you don't even know.
@TITS
show-off
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TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://perham.persiangig.com/image/avt28.gif
I found it!!!
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Ok, TITS. I'm gonna get a coffee. It's not too special but it is from Starbucks. Forgive me. I know it is the Devil's Brew but I figure if I'm gonna say goodbye to the Devil I should do it to his face.
And when I'm done I will say my goodbyes and it will be one year (that's right, bitches ONE FUCKING YEAR) before I taste coffee again. Hopefully then, we can rebuild our relationship in a healthy way. We can understand each other, be rational, take care of each other the way we know we should...
Here I go...I'll brb.
Don't try to stop me - I have to do it!
(Plus I just won't refresh the page til the deed is done anyway, neener;p)
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
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Jussayin:
online gif editor
http://www.gifworks.com/
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 8:58pm.
But can you drive a car with your feet while at the same time making sexy times with a scared guy?
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Yes, while applying lipstick.
Can't you?
Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
jussayin - do you have a photo editor s/w like photoshop?
If it's online somewhere that you can point me to I could do it in 1 minute for you if you don't have any s/w.
I think ms paint might work. Go into Image/stretch skew and lower the percentages to 75% and see if it takes. You can also see the dimension in 'properties' in paint under Attributes.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
@angel~
*whispers* don't be nervous! lol!
@Ivana~
Yeah, Americans are just sloppy like that...
I am joking!! I am totally American!! *runs out of room*
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Yeah you're right, we are all different but in the end, we are all the same... Moms :-)
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Different and the same...something we can agree on:) That's a nice feeling:)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 8:44pm.
*joins chorus of applause*
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 8:49pm.
But can you drive a car with your feet while at the same time making sexy times with a scared guy?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Yeah you're right, we are all different but in the end, we are all the same... Moms :-)
Submitted by TITS on October 11, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Jussayin!!! aw du cwute widdle kitteh!!
it says it is 101 x 80, how can I resize it. I can't find it anywhere on the internet now :(
none of my gifs work on here
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 8:39pm.
It's not a question of not wanting to stay home with the kids, it's just something that I couldn't do 24/7 you know?
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So you can't do it, so that means other people shouldn't? Ok then.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Yeah I do. It's just that perhaps because I was raised in Europe I find so weird people wearing PJ's out, because that's something unthinkable in Europe. People would crucify only with looks. But hey America is the land of the free, so enjoy it :-P woohoo!
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 11, 2008 - 8:26pm.
You're fun! I'd like to buy you a drink, or a squirrel.
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@tangerine:
*looks around nervously*
*bows anyway*
:)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 11, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Put down the drink and read what I said before responding.
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pffft amateur! I can drink, eat, pick my nose and respond.
on topic - if it weren't for stay at home moms who would sign for our packages when we're out?
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
*applauds angel*
Submitted by Ivana on October 11, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by tangerine on October 11, 2008 - 8:30pm.
It's not a question of not wanting to stay home with the kids, it's just something that I couldn't do 24/7 you know?
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Aha! YOU can't do it.
And that's perfectly FINE!
We're all different.
But just because a job doesn't earn money that doesn't mean it's not work. Lots of stay-at-home moms are constantly busy with "mommy-type" things, of course they have to get out with adults and do adult things but they just have no need to earn an income. Money is not everything to them. Or rather, they have enough. Their labours produce fruits, just not in the form of cold hard cash.
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Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!