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Ramma Damma - The 65-year-old German pop star who married a pineapple 38 years ago. LSD is a hell of a drug.
Ramma (real name: Ulli Hopper) said he decided one day to marry a fruit. Instead of calling up Elton John, he bought one of the most expensive pineapples, named her Tippi and then drove her across the Scottish border where they were married.
Ramma said, "I loved her. I wanted to marry her. We stayed in Gretna Green Hall Hotel and we were married by a craftsman wearing a kilt. We enjoyed meals out. We would go to restaurants and she would enjoy a glass of water over dinner. Tippi loved to go to the movies – especially ones about earthquakes – and she would sit on my lap when she got scared."
Tippi has since rotted away, but Ramma keeps her spirit alive by running the only plant sanctuary in Germany.
You're probably wondering what I'm wondering. Did he ever do sex to that pineapple?! Did he ever consummate their marriage? Did he ever stick his peen into that pineapple and make pina coladas?! You know he did.
haha...no one would make that up...stranger than fiction as they say
Judging by the green beard, he's been cheating with an avocado.
"Ramma (real name: Ulli Hopper) said he decided one day to marry a fruit. Instead of calling up Elton John, he bought one of the most expensive pineapples"
ROFL! MK, u're awesome.
The baby boomers are responsible for our current economic demise with their crazy voting bloc sending us all to hell. It doesn't surprise me that a few of them married fruits...and not the good, gay kind, but the pineapple kind. That whole generation is nuts (and fruits).
I wonder if sex with a pineapple burns the peen. If any of you crazy dlisters got ideas from this post and actually tried this fuckery this weekend, let me know how it went.
He could have cut off her top when she started to rot and rebirthed her. The fact that he didn't says to me that he wasn't really in love. It must have been strictly platonic.
Submitted by paulapoo on October 11, 2008 - 9:44pm.
My dad loved to call Pina Coladas "Penis Colada".
Hap-penis
Jala-penis peppers
Ball-peen hammer
The pineapple lover does seem a little fruity.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
'Night Bambam
I ♥ u!!! *tucks bambam in with his pineapple*
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
Submitted by bambam on October 12, 2008 - 12:51am.
LOLs, you big LOL.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 12, 2008 - 12:40am.
Jeebus, how does a pineapple win the heart of a hippy? Did it roll him joints or something?
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Next time you're in the grocery store, check out how many single guys you see with cored pineapples in their baskets. You'll get the idea.
Ew, I think I just creeped myself out there. Time to go to bed.
Jeebus, how does a pineapple win the heart of a hippy? Did it roll him joints or something?
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Um, when choosing a "mate," wonder how he came up with a pineapple? I mean, they are so...prickly. Why not something soft like a cantaloupe or watermelon?
Just wondering, ya know.
And MK does know us well - soon as I read the first line, I wondered about consummating the marriage....
My dad loved to call Pina Coladas "Penis Colada". He'd ask for the pina colada air freshener smell whenever he'd get his car washed, just so he could say penis colada. He was the kind of jolly fun old guy that could get away with saying something like that without grossing out the young carwash dudes/dudettes.
"Submitted by amberleigh on October 11, 2008 - 10:28am.
I always thought that the Germans were weird and this is just a nail in the coffin."
Well perhaps, but the car-fucking dude is American.
And somewhere in Sweden is a woman who married the Berlin wall.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
OMG this is fucking funny!! Is he related to Dennis Hopper? Another fucking stoner from back in the day LOL
OCD - what? shit. I had a friend from florida that used to do that, forward stories about florida vs germany. i thought she came up with that herself.
geeeez
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
@ OCD: that was my favorite part of the Dr Drew and Adam night shows. Good times :)
Ramma Damma Ding Dong.
I find myself agreeing with Adam Corolla. He and Dr. Drew ran this guessing game on their show years ago called "Germany or Florida" as they observed that every nut-bar story seemed to take place in either place. Anyways, I guess if he did murder his wife, those pine-apple rings could serve as sexual aids for a while. She didn't die in vain.
Where in the heck does he put his peen?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
How did nobody say this already?!
"Peena Coladas!"
he looks like he's turned himself into a tree of some sorts. privet bush??
Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy when Stimpy was unpacking the groceries and fell in love with a goats head. Then Stimpy married a string of sausages. lmao!
mmmmMMMMMMmmmm Pineapple Upside Down Cake!
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
will their children be pineapple tidbits???
....Tippi the pineapple was actually his second wife....1st wife, wild young picnic table Lola ran off to Bangkok with Gary Glitter when he couldn't keep her satisfied....
Well, marrying a pineapple makes more sense to me than wedding a human. Not so much feedback.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
I totally dig his green beard.
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That's not a green beard. He's just been giving 'head' to some algae out the back of the greenhouse.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Damn, I'm from Germany and have never before heard about that guy.
Too bad, now that I see him. I totally dig his green beard. He could call me his little Ananas (= German for pineapple) any time.
Rotting pineapple juice with jizz in would smell worse than you can imagine.
When I was a kid we stopped at the Big Pineapple in Queensland, Northern Australia. I spilt my fresh pineapple juice in the car and all 5 of us had to smell it for the next 3 days of driving through to Melbourne.
It was fucking EVIL!
...Okay, there was no jizz in it. (That I know of.)
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
MK clearly knows his audience! You know 99% immediately thought "Did he fuck it??"
I wonder what rotting pineapple in jizz juice smells like?
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Reading about crazy people always makes me so happy. That green beard kicks ass. You know he still drops acid.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
oh that reminds me...I'm making fruit salad for the Sunday Buffet. :)
Well, at least he'll never get scurvy. God, I love weirdos.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
huh?
Submitted by decorative item on October 11, 2008 - 11:01am.
If I wasn't 99.99% sure that my father was never a German rock star who married a Pineapple, I would swear that this was him. Just to be sure I emailed the picture to my entire family.
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Funny. I know curiosity killed the cat. But ba-jesus, let us know if its him. Does Dad wear alot of green?
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
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If I wasn't 99.99% sure that my father was never a German rock star who married a Pineapple, I would swear that this was him. Just to be sure I emailed the picture to my entire family.
makes sense to me, in these odd times.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
That pineapple was a gold...er...green digger!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
WTF is up with his green beard? WHAT has he been doing to other INNOCENT fruits and vegetables with his FACE!!???
He should have named his pineapple wife Carmen Miranda.
I imagine all the fruits and veggies in this "sanctuary" are all bruised from the repeated squeezings.
Eww. I just grossed myself out!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Plant sanctuary? You know that is a greenhouse of ill repute in disguise!
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by naderissexy on October 11, 2008 - 10:42am.
Sheep I reckon...
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
LOL What else can you marry in Scotland?
This asshat is just stupid. What a friggin idiot.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
You know there is a pineapple porn tape out there .....
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Hoping that is one fruit that didn't get rubbed in the nether regions...OUCH!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
He probably found his slutty bride in the Reaper Barn area of Germany being shot out of a Goo Girl's coochie.
From Goo Girl vag prop to Mrs. I'mbetterthanyougoogirlsnow. Typical story.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 11, 2008 - 10:29am.
He killed his pineapple wife and hid her chopped up body in a fruit salad.
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LMFAO!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
So is that plant panty pudding on his beard?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 10:30am.
LOL! Don't marry it! Use it and then turn it into a cold soup!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"