Lisa Marie Finally Popped!
Did you hear a loud boom yesterday? No, it wasn't your drunk roommate falling in the tub again. It was Lisa Marie Presley pushing out her twin girls. FINALLY! She was the size of one of Aretha Franklin's mega chichi balls. That's a whole lot of woman. And she looked like she was ready to bite off her husband's head at any moment. That wouldn't have been such a bad thing considering all the stupid fucking hats he wears.
According to Star Magazine, Elvis' 40-year-old daughter gave birth to twin girls at Los Robles Hospital in Thousand Oaks, CA yesterday. Her two other children, Riley and Ben, were there for the birth of their new sisters. LM's husband, Michael Lockwood, was by her side the whole time. Ugh. Didn't that make her sicker?! I'm sure he was wearing one of his stupid ensembles. He's always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty. I guess that didn't bother LM since she managed to give birth without any problems.
A source said, “Lisa Marie is mom to four now! She’s feeling good, a little tired too. She is so happy and Michael is ecstatic. He’s wanted to be a dad for so long. This is his dream come true. There was no drama. The babies are healthy and beautiful. Ben was seen pushing them down the hall in their cart and cooing to them"
The source didn't say what the twins' names are. What good is this source?! That's all that matters. Lisa Marie should name her twin girls after her lovely mother Priscilla. She can name one Restylane and the other Botox!
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I have always felt so sorry for Lisa Marie. You know all these dudes are with her because they have a hard on for Elvis. At least Nic Cage admitted it.
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She needs pb and bacon, stat.
She looks like a hunka burning love.
Where is Satnin when you need her?
Happy for her
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I love me some Lisa Marie. Hopefully, those kids get some of their grandaddy's genes and carry on the legacy.
Lisa Marie has a pretty good voice and I wish she would record a little more and top stretching her chocha out of shape with random menz every 3-4 years.
But best wishes to her and the chirrenz!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Lisa Marie is giving some seriously severe side-eye in this pic. I didn't know eyes could swing that far to the side. I bet she can see her brain doing that.
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Submitted by Snarkley on October 12, 2008 - 12:26am.
They tried to recruit him in the 70s. His response is hilariously Southern.
I've never been prouder.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
No doubt that Elvis would be thrilled about his grandchildren being born into a batshit-crazy cult.
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Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 11, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Jamie Lynn Spears when she's 40
40? More like 25.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
can we put a cap on how many sciento babies can be born at any given time?
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
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Submitted by Emeriesan on October 11, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Um... she never had a kid with Jacko. Or did I just miss that?
"He's always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty."
LMFAO!!! MK, you're the best!
congrats to Lisa. pregnancy is hard as hell with one baby. let alone two. It nearly killed her paternal Gramma. And only one of those babies survived, and we all Know it was Elvis. But, They just arent sturdy people...and they dont have the greatest life expectancy. So go Lisa. Maybe she has that look on her face cuz she dont feel good. As for Lockwood. His music isnt bad. But he doesnt have a chance for a fair trial.
Congrats you two on your new little cupcakes!
No-one does bitchface like Lisa Marie.
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I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Wonky Mc Pelvis?
In the 90s, when she just had popped out her first kid with Wacko, I remember seeing a picture of her in some mag, making exactly that face at an awards show. The caption went 'Lisa-marie is clearly thinking of the baby-sitter bill'
But now i know maybe she wasnt unhappy with jacko, just a wonky eye thing she makes when dealing with motherhood?
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Can someone pop the sour puss off her face.
She's always so miserable, pregnant or not.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"He's always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty."
You're at it again with the truth-telling, MK. You're gonna win a Pulitzer.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
True dat, Luckycharms! I agree!!
For me the opening sentence did it!!
Did you hear a loud boom yesterday? No, it wasn't your drunk roommate falling in the tub again. It was Lisa Marie Presley pushing out her twin girls.
I HEART MK!! Her man looks hella PERV!!
GROSS.
She looks EXACTLY like Elvis. I have never in my life seen such a strong resemblance between a daughter and father. Maybe a daughter and mother or sister, but not a father. It is spooky.
She looks like she is thinking "Get away from me freak."
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why does he looks like he's about to tackle her down NFL style? LMMFAO!
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I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
LMAO I love this photo of them. It should have been a Caption This.
He looks like he's counting the cash in his head there.
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She should have named her son Elvis. Congrats to her! She has a drunk girls face.
Just who is this goober that she married?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 11, 2008 - 11:00am.
OT- I had a dream last night that Kelsey Grammar was trying to get me to go out on a date with him. EW! and does this mean I'm crazy??
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Only if you went on the date. Personally I always preferred Donny the lawyer.
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UGH.
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The word 'fuckery' is spreading on here like herpes.
I just heard a boom from upstairs, sounded like a dresser falling over... but since her babies are already out, it must have just been someone's auto-lube-injected face exploding.
I did indeed hear a boom yesterday and wondered what was going on. Now I know what fuckery was afoot!
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
That man is not long for this world!
She looks like a praying mantis about to eat its mate.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
He's always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty.
MK, hit the nail on the head with this one.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 11:56am.
Stop! You're going to make me cry!
I've always said dogs were one of God's better ideas.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Like I told Mrs. K, I am insanely happy that he was a part of my life for 11 years. He was my always loving big hunk of fur that got into more trouble...think Marley and Me...and would give the funniest "I am SOOOO sorry" looks after his hijinks. He made me laugh everyday. What is not to love about that?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
kittiesandbubbles, I'm so sorry to hear of your loss, too. :(
I truly believe in karma, as well.
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on October 11, 2008 - 11:44am.
off "topic" here, but i have a stoopid vet story... our dog,Chloe had a huge lump on her elbow. took her to the vet...he said it was an inflammation(prob from jumping off of the deck?) put her on anti-infammatory meds for a month. the lump got bigger. the vet then decided that Chloe had bone cancer. she cried every time she moved so we put her to sleep:((( worst day EVER. it does make me feel better to know that the very same vet died 1 year later FROM BONE CANCER. sorry for the long ass story. hugs to all for your losses.
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That's crazy...talk about karma.
I got a hamster with wet tail from PetCo and I took her to an emergency vet forty minutes away just to wait four hours and be told to "throw the hamster away and forget about it". They didn't even know what wet tail was, it's the most common disease a hamster can have. They had to look up wet tail in a book and then tried to prescribe me an antibiotic that I knew hamsters should never have. It ended with me bitching them out and demanding that they prescribe me a certain antibiotic which thankfully I knew the name of since I'm not an ignorant fuck animal owner.
The stupidity of some vets - and human doctors - is downright scary.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 11, 2008 - 11:49am.
I had my part chow part boxer (all angel)for 13 years. He was my bro's officially, but he loved the ladies.
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Deb, you have my condolences! I have a 11 year old Dachshund, and I cringe at the thought of losing her soon. She has small tumors on her stomach because she never bred & never been spayed. I had her as a pup since I was 13 (I'm 24 now) so she been through it all.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :(
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on October 11, 2008 - 11:44am.
Wow, talk about karma. I would have sent him a card saying, "At least it's not inflammation."
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I am having a dinner party this evening and you are all invited.
I hope you like Tofurkey.
KIDDING!!!!
Anywhore, I have lots to do today so I wish you all a bodacious weekend and a fond adieu.
*mooning everybody*
*hugging the crap outta DebFrmHell*
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
MK, you kill me..."the short bus version of Tom Petty."
off "topic" here, but i have a stoopid vet story... our dog,Chloe had a huge lump on her elbow. took her to the vet...he said it was an inflammation(prob from jumping off of the deck?) put her on anti-infammatory meds for a month. the lump got bigger. the vet then decided that Chloe had bone cancer. she cried every time she moved so we put her to sleep:((( worst day EVER. it does make me feel better to know that the very same vet died 1 year later FROM BONE CANCER. sorry for the long ass story. hugs to all for your losses.
Do you remember the magician Penn Jillette, the vocal half of Penn and Teller?! His baby girl is called Moxie CrimeFighter. I think Moxie CrimeFighter should get married to Pilot Inspektor, really.
Mrs. K,
What a lovely song. I wish the Beatles were still together...they would make a lovely recording of it!
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bambam, EWWWWW! hahaha
Yeah, I set up my stripper pole that I got from Flirtygirlsfitness.com in the mall. lol
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I hope they form the Presley 5. and priscilla can drive the bus. :>
Mrs. Kravitz you rawwwk. :)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 11, 2008 - 11:34am.
Socky,
Did you see that Mel T was NEKKID at the mall doing a pole dance for Kelsey Grammer? She was wearing nothin' but a huge grin!
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Yeah! I tried throwing her a nice soft towel to cover up cause the crowd was getting bigger and bigger and the music had already stopped and *gasp*..she threw it right back at me and kept working the pole! lol
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That was beautiful Mrs. K :)
Yeah, I asked another vet what she thought about Rimadyl, and she said she thought it was safe. She said she remembered only one other dog dying from it. I think one is even too much. There are tons of horror stories on the internet about people losing their dogs to it, or making their pets severely sick.
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I wrote a song this morning for all my dlisted slutz and hwores
and it goes a little something like this...
There are places I remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
Though I remember I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them
In my life I’ll love you more
In my life I’ll love you more