The Empress Of Lucite Is A Devoted Mother
We already know that the Empress of Lucite is one of the most elegant and gorgeous creatures in the universe. We are well aware that her sophisticated and luxurious fashion sense rivals Coco Chanel. And it goes without saying that her exquisite lucite heels makes Swarovski products look like disposable GladWare containers. We know all these things, but sometimes we forget that Shauna Sand is an adoring mother. We forget this because Shauna isn't flaunting the fact that she's a mother goddess on the cover of W Magazine. She's demure and keeps some things sacred. A true inspiration to all mothers.
Below is the mother of the century taking her children to a medical center in Beverly Hills for their first boob jobs. She always wants the best for them. I'm kidding about the boob job part..... I think.
OMG, her children! One looks resigned to having this ho for a mother, and the other looks embarrassed.
Submitted by Madam Pince on October 11, 2008 - 5:37pm.
You know Lorenzo Lamas wishes he could undo his entire relationship with this ho.
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Didn't his mother HATE her? I recall some kerfuffle.
Why does she insist upon wearing her "whore" clothes while doing everyday things with her children? If she were out with her equally slutty friends, and it were EVENING, she would still look whorish, but-- at least she would be keeping that slutty aspect of her personality, AWAY from her children--(not that they would not one day eventually she the photographic proof)it is really quite sad, and pathetic. It is bad enough to have a mother who looks like a prostitute walking the streets, but to be in their company while doing so?!! She has no class, and no shame. She looks so desperate-- like she cannot ever be seen without wearing these type of "alluring" clothes, it is pretty obvious that she is always dressing to attract a man,--or the kind who like tarts, -- and does not want to get caught in, oh, say.. more conservative clothing because that might be considered a negative. I swear she buys her clothing from Frederick's of Hollywood, and no where else!
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
I like Angelina better than this ho.
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ON topic: Maybe the kids in school don't tease her daughters. I'm guessing a quarter of them have mothers who look pretty similar, too. Or maybe they feel sorry for them and cut them some slack. Sometimes kids can be cruel, but they can be very accepting, too.
And I'm TRYING to separate her image from her job as mother. She does seem to spend a lot of time with these girls, and I have never seen them with their father. Jayne Mansfield had a real bimbo image, but she was a devoted and loving mother. Maybe Shauna's the same way. Classic whore with a heart of gold phenomenon.
Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 10:07am.
OT: angel_i: I'll encourage you. Give up the white sugar! And white flour. I gave up white sugar, flour and processed foods. I'd already stopped caffeine (except for dark chocolate) and ciggies and booze when I was pregnant and BFing anyway. Still have wine or beer occasionally.
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THANKS, HEKKI!...I need that encouragement! I totally agree. Already I avoid white sugars, etc (I drink my coffee with honey)...
and I've cleaned out before. But you know - stress gets in the way. That's why I"m on parents all the time. You see, I know that when I get stressed out I need more yoga and more chances to express...but when I was a kid I could smell coffee ALL the time. My mom always reeked of coffee. And when she got stressed she ate TONNES of junk food. So this time, for me, when things got bad and then worse and then worse...Well, I didn't even notice at first but I guess these are the things that bring me comfort. Also my mom was the kinda person who would give you a cookie a lot more readily than a hug, you know? Luckily, I have no issues with alcohol - but my grandparents were both alcoholic; someone told me that in my family that's more likely a sugar issue (we also have diabetes...but where my great granny had it all her life, my granny got it later and my mom even later...myself - I have dry feet:)
I've also recently discovered that we have gluten intolerance. So there goes bread out the window....
But my goal this time around is balance. I've been on one end of the scale with my habits and the other...I'd like to create a lifestyle I can live forever now...
AND THANKS AGAIN:D
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OT: angel_i: I'll encourage you. Give up the white sugar! And white flour. I gave up white sugar, flour and processed foods. I'd already stopped caffeine (except for dark chocolate) and ciggies and booze when I was pregnant and BFing anyway. Still have wine or beer occasionally.
Anystew, I never felt or looked better. My skin was clear and smooth and my pores disappeared. I had lots of energy and my PMS went away. My period was usually a surprise because I never had PMS (used to have a week's warning). The extra fat melted off. I was doing power yoga, too.
Of course, I got cocky and started letting myself have a slice of birthday cake or a bowl of ice cream. It's like quitting drinking; so many people want you to do it WITH them. If you say no to dessert, you get all kinds of crap from people.
It's hard to give it up at first, but it was WORTH IT. And the cravings do go away after about a week if you can stay strong.
God, I'm sick of seeing this walking sperm bank. Wonder if the sperm deposits are FDIC insured.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Shauna's daughters are either going to go the complete opposite direction and wind up Supreme Court justices...
or they're going to fall not so far from the family tree and straddle stripper poles through their mid to late 30s.
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Submitted by Melissy11 on October 12, 2008 - 1:28am.
Does anyone on God's green earth have any idea why this trick always wears these damn shoes???? I'm missing something...I must be lacking the lucite elegance gene.
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She wears them because they go so well with EVERYTHING Chanel.
It creeps me out that she doesn't look anything like her daughter. She must have had a Cheryl Burke butt load worth of plastic injected.
Does anyone on God's green earth have any idea why this trick always wears these damn shoes???? I'm missing something...I must be lacking the lucite elegance gene.
Where have I been? Who the hell is this? I'm too embarrassed to even google her cause you know the google spies on people.
No Day But Today!
I don't know the Empress so I'm gonna just say that she probably is a really good mom, but not for nothing if my mom dressed like that I'd be pretty embarrassed to go out with her in public. Maybe save the trash outfits for the nightclubs.
Submitted by JoMama on October 11, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Me too JoMama. I wear my favorite chocha unitard and hooker heels to pick up my herpes meds. Good times.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I think the attention you can get from looking like that, must be some kind of high. The women at this wedding where I was tonight, were besieged even by "good" guys, sniffing around for a sure thing. I'm sure a girl with low self esteem is not going to know that she's about to be used - she only knows that guy's a catch and for now, he seems interested. He's buying drinks and trying to get her room number.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
@Jo.. Of course you would, Yo da mama!
The rest of us haggard ho's just wear the sweats and stained tee's to pick up the kids snot meds and humidifiers! LOL
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I don't know about ya'll, but when I go to CVS, I always wear my hoochie bling short outfit & lucite heels, like Ms. Sand.
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This woman is going to be dressing this way at the nursing home, guaranfuckinteed. She'll just have to make allowances for Depends diapers.
all this loveliness just for shopping at the cvs...i can't imagine what shauna would where to the laudrymat...
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Submitted by angel_i on October 11, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Hehehehe. Don't you just know her bedroom is covered with barbie posters, pink ponies and stuffed unicorns! Its a Matel-iverse!
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When it all boils down to it, no decent man wants that look on a woman. She strives for "sexiness" but what you get is what you put out there-trashy men like her.
Submitted by cornpone on October 11, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Does this woman live on a different fucking planet or something?!? !!!!!!!
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She's a Barbie Girl!
In a Barbie World!
She's fantastic!
She's all plastic!
You can brush her hair!
Undress her everywhere!
She's a sensation
What rhymes with sensation?
Come on Barbie let's go party!
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Does this woman live on a different fucking planet or something?!? !!!!!!!
I just got home from a wedding where a lot of the bride's friends looked exactly like this. Orange skin, fried hair, boobs hanging out, ridiculous shoes. Blech. The only thing missing was the giant fake lips.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I bet she's a great mother and her kids ADORE her cos they have someone to look up to, someone they can aspire 2 be. I know I would.
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I don't know how the papps cameras keep from bursting into flames when they capture this stunning, exquisite example of elegance.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
blah blah blah pretending like I read... pretending like I care... okay done
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Submitted by bambam on October 11, 2008 - 9:42pm.
We are all the same.....and then there is speakit.
HAHAHAHAHA omg. could you imagine going into the store with someone like that, let alone that creature being your mother?! how embarassing for those children, i really shouldn't even be laughing.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
She's heinous!!
Poor fucking kids! They DO NOT look happy to be seen with her. She is so fucking clueless...
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How the hell can she drive a car with those things on her feet?
Is there a rule somewhere that all little girls have to wear puke pink?
She's such a committed Tranny Trasherella, she bleeds liquid lucite.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
The Empress of Lucite makes Pamela Anderson look classy. That's one hell of a feat!
You know Lorenzo Lamas wishes he could undo his entire relationship with this ho.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Are these the only pair of shoes this chick has? And why does she always wear those 70s skanky-assed shorts? And why does she wear that Pepto-frost lipstick? Lastly, is she even relevant?
MK I am leaving a charity comment because I know how much you love this plastic puta Barbie!!
No other comment!!
@ Angel - which one/s you giving up? coffee, choc or wh sugar?
I've found in the past that I start to eat more choc to get caffeine if I give up coffee.
A grown woman shouldn't have zits. Granted they're fun, but still.
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Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on October 11, 2008 - 12:01pm.
You're not the only one who needs therapy. With the number that gas and high fructose corn syrup AND caffeine does to even a grown body, that drives me nuts, too. bleh!
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Help me then if you know. Heeeeelp meeeeee!
I need horror stories and motivation. Trying to give up coffee and chocolate and toying with the idea of giving up white sugar.
Tomorrow. Today I have a wicked caffeine withdrawal headache.
ps pn - sharon posted a comment today and her english is VASTLY improved.
edit - gas? GAS? wah?
edit edit - i love the edit option. i wish i could do that with emails after i've sent them.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 11, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on October 11, 2008 - 12:01pm.
You're not the only one who needs therapy. With the number that gas and high fructose corn syrup AND caffeine does to even a grown body, that drives me nuts, too. bleh!
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Help me then if you know. Heeeeelp meeeeee!
I need horror stories and motivation. Trying to give up coffee and chocolate and toying with the idea of giving up white sugar.
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Ooooooh! Do it! Do it! I'm doing it! Do it with me! But yeah - tomorrow:)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 4:59pm.
LCT
that explains why I never knew of him... going to have to make up for lost time.
omg, he was the hottie in Boonddock saints, we watched that a couple of weeks ago at work!
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Oh God yesplease. He was pretty fucking sexy in that one.. what the hell was it called.. with the food.. Simply Irresistible.
Buy another pair of shoes! I bet those shoes stink.
LCT
that explains why I never knew of him... going to have to make up for lost time.
omg, he was the hottie in Boonddock saints, we watched that a couple of weeks ago at work!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 4:51pm.
LCT
he's fucking me with his eyes.... dear God, I need to call my funbuddy..
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He made this horrible low budget movie called 30 Days Until I'm Famous but good fucking God he's never been so hot. Ever.
Jeez, even the bloody period shirt picture is hot.
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he's fucking me with his eyes.... dear God, I need to call my funbuddy..
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 11, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Topalina
the one on the couch??? holee frigging jebus help us..../
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Oh my God I know. You can't look at that picture and not imagine crawling on top and getting a little spank from his hot hand. K, this may turn into a JJ fan fic mess.
Topalina
the one on the couch??? holee frigging jebus help us..../
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Datura on October 11, 2008 - 4:32pm.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
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A classic. Yes, indeedy! :D
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