There's Something Missing
Who sucked all the tranny make-up off of Xtina?! She obviously feels a little sad without all that grease on her face because she looks like a sad little tranny clown. MiserAlba has some competition!
Sad tranny Xtina makes me a little black and blue in the heart too. I miss my tranny clown and her face covered with enough make-up to paint the mugs of a dozen drag queens. It hurts to say that, but sometimes you just have to admit the truth.
The red lipstick needs to come back. This new shade makes her mouth look constipated. Maybe she's trying to tone it down because she wants to look like a loving mother. I hope it's just a phase.
Here's Xtina looking like a bag of month-old Easter candy with milky Max and Bat Boy at Heathrow Airport in London yesterday.
You know, I'm trying to see why Xtina keeps Bat Boy around. Don't say he has big peen, because you know he doesn't. He probably has a really hairy taquito dick. I bet there's ingrown hairs on the tip and his urethra flaps are abnormally large. When he pees, it shoots up like a fountain. Yeah, I know. My imagination knows no bounds when it comes to peen.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 12, 2008 - 5:28pm.
LEAVE CHRISTINA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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Mrs. K., when did you start channelling Chrissy Crocker?
;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She looks nice without all that makeup!
Submitted by KD on October 12, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I don't think her son recognizes her. He's like, "I can't smell zinc oxide. Where's my mom?"
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That is hilarious! =)
I had problems with mineral make-up too. I turned out to be allergic to the titanium dioxide, but it took me weeks of walking around with an itchy face and bad skin to realize that my make-up might be causing the problem.
...Sometimes I'm a little too Brit-Brit Spears for my own good.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
to yoze...
aka the ocean
missing wedding rings:
I didn't see that! hmm...
LEAVE CHRISTINA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
eh I think she's gorgeous in this picture. But I do miss her whole cholita look in 2001. Her son is beautiful though. Let's pray he doesn't end up peaking in childhood and maturing into Bat Boy 2.0.
'scuse me, i don't mean to impose, but i am the ocean..
you know.. what's seems to be really missing.. wedding rings on both the dude and the chick.
XXXTina is somewhat appropriately dressed for British weather at this time of year.
I've noticed quite a few people on campus wearing even more layers. Such is the End of Days.
The sunglasses however, are completely unnecessary.
Is she a Gorgon or something?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
to dreamy...
it was funny when he got scared because he didn't recognize her in the witch costume! she seems to really love doing things like that so in the near future max will be treated to many theme dinners and parties.
I wonder if she is about to do something like when she dyed her hair black after her dirrty phase. it seems when she changes things up she really changes a lot.
you could show her where all the really cool hats and scarves are. and help her figure out what her new signature shade of lipstick ought to be. girl stuff!
I can't imagine trying to raise a baby with cameras shoved in my face all the time. Poor gal!
Submitted by KD on October 12, 2008 - 4:06pm.
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Really?! Hmmm.....that stuff makes my skin look flawless and it doesn't feel dry or anything. Maybe you were using the wrong brush to apply it? Or it could be that it's great on my skin because my stuff is naturally oily so a little drying out wouldn't hurt......
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Crap, this is one ugly baby. Perfect combo of two unattractive people, tranny Christina and a bat.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Michael K. you stupid dumb bitch, I LOVE YOU!!!
Anyway, my brother disciple of lucite and avian luxury, your speculation on fat bat boy is right on.
my own imagination of the peen is truly only paralleled by yours.
I have seen transvestites who look more like biological women than Christina. For someone whoo sings about embracing natural beauty and all that jazz, she sure does look awful fake and superficial.
She looks alot better but now she needs to do something with that hair!
I love how she looks like here.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/camera-addiction/328514914/
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
@ forever.now
That was sooo cute!!! They did it so well that poor Mikey got scared & they had to turn all the lights on a show him it was fake. So cute.
I know, right? I could help her! I mean OK, I don't know London very well & sense of direction is crap but still - I could baby sit! I could help her with her make up! I tie her to a chair and dye her hair black....She needs me. She really does!
@ ImpertinentVixen
That's what she wearing when she left LA (where it was warm). Everytime she comes to England she always says she "cold". That look, that's nothing, normally she has on a t-shit, jumper, coat. The cap and scarf are just the tip of the ice berg...
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
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Stop the presses: A celebrity mom who put as much clothing on her child as she did herself? Take note, Katie Holmes...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I don't think her son recognizes her. He's like, "I can't smell zinc oxide. Where's my mom?"
I don't like bare minerals, or any of that mineral makeup. It accentuates the wrinkles around my eyes. I'm not even 30, so I don't have many, but it makes me look older and makes my skin feel so dry..
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 12, 2008 - 3:11pm.
ah you found all 3 -- there's one where she's at a lake when she first started dating Bat Boy I think -- OH GOD SOMEONE HELP I'M XTINAFIYING!!! bye!
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These pics?
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=598&pos=5
The lake thing threw me off. She wasn't at a lake, she was enjoying her bday at the Bahamas. :0)
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
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I came here hoping you posted on this. I saw her picture on another website and thought the same thing about her! Where's all the makeup!? I actually think it's quite becoming though.
The baby is cute. Mom, not so much.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I know it's possible, being England, but was it really 40 degrees in London yesterday that they needed to dress like eskimos? A wool cap and scarf, seriously? My head would be sweating.
The baby is cute, with just a touch of Bat Boy.
I find Christina so unattractive. Of course I am a gay but still I just think she is butt ass ugly.
he's her personal bag holder/ cab getter, thats an important thing to have around
-=meow hiss purr=-
I like X-tina and Bat baby is a cutie.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Her baby is so cute!
www.myspace.com/5dechocolatey1defresa
She does look like a piece of Easter candy! Like a pink or yellow peep!
it is good she isn't trying to cover everything over with bright makeup. it detracts from her face and she has nice features. I think she may be about to try a new look.
I kind of like her ever since I saw her helping her mom and sister convert their basement into a haunted house for her little brother and friends.
too bad she doesn't know her biggest fan aka dreamy is so close by! they could make a haunted house for max and bat boy.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on October 12, 2008 - 2:49pm.
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I use i.d. Bare Escentuals/Minerals stuff and let me tell you, that shit is fabulous! It works as concealer and foundation and since it's mineral powder, it's light and doesn't look like you're wearing makeup at all. Christina really needs to get on this stuff ASAP because her usual makeup is atrocious, even for drag queens and trannies.
Baby Max is starting to look cute again! Yay!!!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
ah you found all 3 -- there's one where she's at a lake when she first started dating Bat Boy I think -- OH GOD SOMEONE HELP I'M XTINAFIYING!!! bye!
@ Spoiled:
Ebaum had a newer one than the one linked below, but it's not there anymore if I checked correctly:
http://teamsugar.com/node/273603
OK, NOW I've spent entirely too much time here :D
MK!!! *baaaaaaaaaaaarf*
*where are we and why are we in this basket?*
"...I've seen a couple of pap shots where she was absolutely sans make up..."
Edit - I found two: http://republika.pl/blog_ov_3228029/3575177/tr/christina_aguilera_no_mak...
Yikes!!!
I'm so lucky to have her in my life. ♥♥♥♥
actually she is quite heavily made up, including sixty-five layers of pink lipstick and thirty-five of foundation. the girl is sad.
We need to find a commemorative Bat Boy peen fountain for you MK. This imagination of yours must be honored!
Your face!
They make kittens, puppies and babies cute so that if you kill them you will feel guilty...in most cases!
Does not apply to Andrea Yates. Obviously.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
I thought that this was Nicole Richie with Harlow.
OOOOOOOOPS!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Soooo close and yet sooo far. Christina i'm only 80 or so miles away, pleaseeeeeeeeee come and see me!!!!!! I'm begging you!!
*sobs* I HATE being broke! *pouts*
Hope the gig is going to be shown on TV!!!! yes, that would be awsome.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
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She looks 100 times better like this. The tranny look was fun sometimes but it got old fast. She looks 20 years younger, which means she looks her age!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
oh -- and she's definitely wearing pink (albeit a lighter pink than she usually does) lipstick. And check out her hands -- light tan, but her face is still a orangey-- UGH nevermind, backing away from the keyboard, this is WAY too much Xtina analysis for a healthy mind!
I didn't recognize her at first, she looks much better without the crazy lipstick shades. I'd love to see what she looks like with only natural looking makeup like Bare Essentials instead of that Ringling Bros makeup she always has on.
Submitted by Bossy on October 12, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Her face looks so much better its natural color rather than orange. And I don't see how you can tell that she's wearing a ton of foundation...aren't these pictures a little to far to tell?
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She has a good complexion, but I've seen a couple of pap shots where she was absolutely sans make up, and the tone looks uneven -- healthy, but still has some uneven coloring.
And obviously her foundation is not the usual greasy orange. Maybe she got used to tons of orange foundation while doing shows. She's had time off enough to work on toning it down, I guess.
I have a feeling Max is going to be one of the ugly kids of Hollywood. Those beady eyes, overbite, and schnozz are not helping his situation.
too far*
Having said that, though, I congratulate Xtina for NOT marrying a professional sperminator, shaving her head, batting said sperminator's car, making serial pregnancies klassee to teens, and still pretending she's relligoous. /end rant
"He probably has a really hairy taquito dick. I bet there's ingrown hairs on the tip and his urethra flaps are abnormally large. When he pees, it shoots up like a fountain. Yeah, I know. My imagination knows no bounds when it comes to peen."
MK you could be a poet.
Literary eloquence and genious.
My God I don't think I've read anything so creative well since your last peen description.
I fucking love you MK!
Her face looks so much better its natural color rather than orange. And I don't see how you can tell that she's wearing a ton of foundation...aren't these pictures a little to far to tell?
Her face looks naked and she's still wearing maybe twice as much lipstick and foundation as I do on a work day.