Is She Or Isn't She?
Weeeed Eater! Weeeeed Eater ! Sorry. Seeing that sort of made me excited.
Anytrashy, Lynne Spears needs more people! First we heard that Jamie Lynn IS knocked up! Then we heard it was just Taco Bell gas and she isn't carrying! Now some bitch is saying Jamie Lynn IS pregnant, but is denying it to buy some time.
With all eyes on Brit Brit's nekkid greasy chicken bone ass lately and Jamie Lynn no longer in the spotlight for being a knocked up 16 year old, she must have gotten a little jealous and needed to steal Our Lady of Cheeto's thunder by being a knocked up 17-YEAR-OLD.
The National Enquirer claims that one of Jamie Lynn's hillbilly family members has confirmed that she went and got herself knocked up. Jamie Lynn told the family member that it's Casey Aldridge's, but we all know what happens down on the bayou. Cousins get horny, daddies gets lonely. I STILL can't believe she could let some dude squirt his baby batter all up inside her trashy hillbilly teen ass AGAIN and think that nothing would happen. Maybe Zoey 101 should have been titled Dumb Pregnant Teenage Bitch 101.
This close family member (who is probably her cousin/uncle/half-brother) goes on to say that Casey was pissed when he found out about the pregnancy through the media instead of straight out his baby mama's mouf. Well, no shit! Who could blame the fucktard for being pissed? How'd you like it if the rest of the world knew before you did that your underage concubine was pregnant with your second child and that you were too stupid to work a condom? Cue Casey saying, "Condom? Whut's thet? Ahs jest pull out befo' ahs drop!"
The family member continued to run their yap saying that, “Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy and she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."
Lynne not wanting to talk about something publicly? Translation: Lynne is not ready to talk about it to the tabloids until the right price is met.
Here's Jamie Lynn at WaMa (aka Wal-Mart) in Mississippi yesterday. Hopefully, she's buying an economy-sized pack of condoms and Spermicide. Her "Yoga Makes Me Flexible" t-shirt says it all. That's what got her into this mess!
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God I hope this rumor is true!
And can someone please explain whats the big deal with Walmart and the South? Why Do they hang out there so much? I don't get it. I mean, its a store right??
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Yeah, it's just a store. Thing is, if you live in a po'dunk town (like I used to live in in KY) that's ALL there is to do, pretty much.
Yeah....I'm fixin to go to the Wal-Mark....to get me some fried chicken, biscuts and a six pack! bwahaha!
Sad, huh?
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R U uckin kidding me? is she the dumbest fuck in the world? What part of sperm and egg doesnt she get?
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The war isn't working.
God I hope this rumor is true!
And can someone please explain whats the big deal with Walmart and the South? Why Do they hang out there so much? I don't get it. I mean, its a store right??
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Not to get gross here, but after seeing documentary featuring a FULL-ON vaginal birth in health class 20+ years ago (*puke*), how did this girl feel horny 3 months after?! Especially if she's breast feeding day and night.
Even if she had a c-section, doesn't that take months to heal?
She looks exhausted in the above photos. I don't know about anybody else, but sexay times would be the furthest thing from my snatch...mind!
Ah jess dun hayud a baybee, y'all! Ah kint git prignint agin!
Look at that shirt she is wearing! "Yoga makes me flexible", no wonder the whore is pregnant again!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I think Brain is 31 or something.
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well, that would be some serious joke if his real name were actually BRAIN. But thanks for the typo, DAE, that was the laugh of the day!
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Fuck I always make that typo! I'm gonna write the correct spelling down and stick in on my wall. Grrrrrrr.
*shakes head* your welcome!
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All teenagers are horny, but I would like to think that at least some of them would use a condem (or birth control) every once in awhile to prevent this shit from happening AGAIN?! Jamie should know better but clearly she does not. This is the Spears family we're talking about, they'll be perpetual tabloid fodder for the rest of their damn lives!
Your face!
Rolling back the prices =).
Submitted by Otter Pop on October 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
agreed-Abstinence only programs should have gone the way of betaMAX. You would think people would finally get that with sky rocketing teen pregnancy.
this girl is fucking stupid is she really is pregs.
Abstinence only programs get you either pregnant, a cornucopia of STDs, and shopping at Wal-Mart. If you're really lucky, you get to do all three.
Mrs.Kravitz, it's the same reason Asslee Simpson git pregnant and married: to ESCAPE her pervoid, creepy dad's clutches.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I think Brain is 31 or something.
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well, that would be some serious joke if his real name were actually BRAIN. But thanks for the typo, DAE, that was the laugh of the day!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 12, 2008 - 2:04pm.
This is why, although I am not a fan of Britney's and I would like her to go away, I give her a pass. I think Lynne and Jamie did A LOT of psychological damage to Britney and Jamie Lynn is smart enough to see that and she is trying to escape
People say, "Britney just needs to grow up."
As anyone who was psychologically abused by his or her parent(s) can tell you, it's not that easy.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
Mrs.Kravitz, this would actually be a viable way for JL to get out form under her mom's exploiting thumb.
I don't believe for a second JL wanted to go on US magazine's cover with the headline screaming "YEP! Ahm knocked up!" And I'll bet JL didn't see a fucking PENNY of that money.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 12, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I guess somebody forgot to tell her that purity rings only work at preventing pregnancy if you follow the instructions.
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"hold ring firmly between knees"?
*singin', channeling the age old tune*
Is you is, or is you ain't with bebeh???
This is SO ridiculous. This family raises the bar of stupidity and trash SO high (or is it low?) that it is just unreal.
You know Shamie Lynn is TOTALLY like Jan Brady while doing sexy times thinking "It's always Britney Britney Britney!- I'll show them!"
And where the hell is PaPa Spears in all this fuckery? Minding the sure-shot cash cow, and I bet THAT'S what gets to JL the MOST. She's basically ignored because her gravy train ain't got the biscuit wheels that Shitney's does.
Wow. Just....wow.
This little ho sooooooooooooo does not want to be in show business and support her mom.
Get knocked up at 16, get knocked up again?
Career O-VAH.
She's a sly one that Jamie Lynn.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
Birth control? Is that lahk, withdroll, y'all?
ATTN JAMIE-LYNN:
You hook me up with some sex (since you sure know how to find it) and I'll teach you all about the wonders of BC!
Deal?
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that neck thing is thyroid disease and she should have it checked...seriously...
Oh my FUCKING GAWD!!
*getting on soap box*
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE FUCKING RIGHT WING PEOPLE GET MONEY TO "TEACH" THINGS!!!
Sorry... went Kanye on your asses... But still... Abstinence sex education does not work because kids are going to have sex. I read somewhere that we (the US) have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the Western world. We don't even have the most sex!! Those damn Danes took that honor!
It's not encouraging kids to have sex, it's saying that if you do have sex, do it in a way that you don't get knocked up!!!
(Fucking 17 year old in my GED class because she got herself knocked up... and the only reason she's not in the projects is because there aren't any around)
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second pic is fun!
honey, baby in the back seat, groceries in the trunk, not the other way around!
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Is there a baby in that carriage or is she doing the old five finger discount?
I got pregnant at a young age. I wasn't a teen mom. I was in my early twenties. But it didn't help that I looked a lot younger than I was. Seriously, I looked 16 years old. By the time my daughter was in kindergarten, I maybe looked 21-22. I live in a suburb of Houston, where every other mother at the PTO meetings were in their 40's and 50's. The looks I got from the ultra conservative mothers were horrific.
I wonder if JLS or little Bristol will get the same looks when their kids are in grade school.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
Submitted by Voice of Reason: "I am pro choice but I honestly don't see much reason to go that route with this second kid."
Exactly.
In for a penny, in for a pound. Another kid isn't going to fuck up her career any more than the first one did.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 12, 2008 - 1:28pm.
bam, I imdb'd her and she's 53. She didn't start in her teens I don't think. Britney's brother isn't even 30 yet is he?
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I think Brain is 31 or something.
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I always thought JL was way prettier than Britney.
I'm withholding judgement until confirmation on the pregnancy is made.
bam, I imdb'd her and she's 53. She didn't start in her teens I don't think. Britney's brother isn't even 30 yet is he?
On my way to lick the high school door handle and get a whole mess o' diseases.
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
Find out how old the mother (Lynn) was when she had her kids and you'll have a clue as to why Jamie is starting her family so early.
Submitted by Ginalicious on October 12, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Wow, I just googled SPF (no not the Spears offspring) and read that he was raised in my town. He went to high school just a few miles from where I live. Coolness.
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HOT. Go lick the high school door handle. He touched it.
Submitted by Keane on October 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
It seems bizarre to me that if she's pregnant again she'll have 2 grown up children before the age I'm even planning to get pregnant
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That is if she stops after this one...
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Yeah..your thyroid can flare during pregnancy. I got a lump in mine (removed and benign) while I was pregnant. But that ain't no goiter! I got family members with goiters - its scarier looking than that....it's a sugar thing.
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Wow, I just googled SPF (no not the Spears offspring) and read that he was raised in my town. He went to high school just a few miles from where I live. Coolness.
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
After all the goiter comments I had to do a goiter google and although one of the causes is an iodine problem it can also be pregnancy related. The plot thickens. Hardly scientific, but still.
It seems bizarre to me that if she's pregnant again she'll have 2 grown up children before the age I'm even planning to get pregnant. But then 3 of the girls out of the 11 total in my year at primary school were knocked up by the time they were 16. One of them when she was 14 and another had had 2 by 18. And it wasn't a trashy area either it was a lower middle class village by the sea in a county famed for its gorgeous countryside. These girls have actually turned out pretty normally and well, but my God their lives have been a million miles away from mine. And I wonder what they're going to do with their lives when they're my age and everyone else is just starting their family. Play with the grandkids I guess!
Thanks LCT. SPF is one fine hunk-o-man.
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
oh god...i LOVED sean patrick flanery in boondock saints.
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Does she live in a cabin, or is the siding on that house really old and faded?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 12, 2008 - 1:13pm
I'm pretty sure she's not Catholic; most likey Baptist if anything at all.
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
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I forgot; are these ones super religious or is that just Papa Joe and his teat suckers?
If JLS is really religious, people are obviously now going to know if she gets an abortion, so what would the result of that be? Ex-communication?
PLEASE, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to have to see this idiot's face and stomach for the next 6 or 7 (or whatever) months. No one deserves that much punishment.
Thumbnail #4 - I don't know how much of a treat she is but she sure as hell is a trick. Good of them to advertise it at the front door.
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Gina, it's Sean Patrick Flanery.
A little snack courtesy of Hoffalina from yesterday:
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I am pro choice but I honestly don't see much reason to go that route with this second kid. The Spears have enough money to raise a couple of kids for a few years before JL runs out and has to work as a cashier at the Wal Mart to make ends meet. I don't see where two kids makes much more difference than one. If she had to make a smarter choice, it would have been to forego the first one and then get on some industrial strength birth control.
Thanks for the clarification, PSL. Love your siggie: stuck in the middle with you.
The woman in the orange tee is probably wondering, "Who's that?"
LCT, who's in your avie?
I'm so glad I'm not a Spears ho.
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
Jesus Christ, not this shit again. She probably heard Palin's daughter is knocked up and thought, "Ah guess it's okay! C'mere, Casey! Let's play hide the Ballpark Frank agin!"
Submitted by snarkyblondegirl on October 12, 2008 - 12:54pm.
"Don't you think after the first teen pregnancy Lynne Spears would finally have the "birds and the bees" talk with her daughter?"
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That would require Lynne genuinely giving a shit about her daughters and their happiness, and not the MONEY she makes off exploiting them.
"you think after the first teen pregnancy Lynne Spears would finally have the "birds and the bees" talk with her daughter?"
Hell, I bet it was Lynne who gave her and Britney the inaccurate advice that you couldn't get pregnant while breast feeding.
I'm also sure she was the one who filled both of their heads with why it's so great to be a "young mom." Britney thought it was great that her mother was out washing the car in a bikini and going to church in clothes that scandalized the congregation. You know all of that had to come from someone and I'm sure it was from Lynne.
JL has one up on Britney....she likes to wash her hair.
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so true and she a minor who live by herself withe out no parents and she actually take care of her child and have custody too.