The Empress Of Lucite Is A Devoted Mother, Part II
The elegant natural beauty known as Shauna Sand was once again out with her daughters yesterday. The work of a mother goddess is never done. Shauna took her daughters to the pumpkin patch to probably pick out sizes for their new boobs. She's a hands on kind of mother.
The Empress of Lucite glided into the pumpkin patch looking like the Virgin Mary returning to the manger. Every step Shauna took with her exquisite lucite heels, the hay burned beneath her. It couldn't handle her holiness. She had to leave after a few minutes because the pumpkins couldn't handle her raw beauty and they started shaking in her presence.
I'm sure Tori the Hutt wasn't thrilled with the Empress making an appearance at the pumpkin patch. Shauna's gorgeousness only emphasizes the fact that Tori is one homely hag! She probably killed a few pumpkin's with her fugly mug. Yes, I'm taking my hangover out on her.
Others at the only pumpkin patch in Los Angeles where celebrity whores are allowed included Tori the Hutt's creepy husband, Marcia Cross and Spider-Man.
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Is it just or does her face keeping more freakish looking with each post?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
The Queen of Lucite at a quick first glance appeared to have monster feet, seriously, early halloween, oh no that's her seriously stunning style...note, white 80's like sweater, pink 80's lips :8 and her finely tapered jeans (which are actually the best piece of the ensemble) reading Michael K makes one want to continue the "verbage" no?
All these Shauna and Rojo Caliente posts make me yearn for a Chicken Cutlet post. Where's our little PP to complete the trinity?
She morphed into the Joan Van Ark of Lucite.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Do these kids ever see their daddy?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Was this the first time lucite heels have come in contact with straw (outside of a porno set in a barn)??
Marcia dresses her twins so cute!!!!! The daisy sweatshirt is just ADORABLE!!!! They have the cutest little hats on all the time!!!!!!!!!
The Empress needs to make an investment in her face, she starting to look like one of those Halloween masks! However, case in point, MK, she looks 10 times better than Tori does. Tori is probably jealous because she's not skilled in the ways of lucite like the Empress! Her kids look too normal to be around her for some weird reason though. But at least she takes them out and engages with them.
Your face!
I gotta give it to this bitch. She may be the skankiest skank that ever skanked but her kids look normal, and clean. More importantly, they look like *gasp* KIDS!!! That's more than I can say about other hoes who either dress their kids like sluts *Cough MamaSpears Cough*, androgynous rockers *cough KateHudson cough*, or angst filled little emos *cough AngelinaJolie Cough*.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Why is she wearing long pants and a FUR coat and her kid is wearing t-shirt, capris & flip flops. She looks ridiculous! Poor kids.
The Empress has a face made for Halloween.
I never thought I'd say this but Michael K. is right. The Empress of Lucite chick definitely is a goddess. One person agrees with you, sir. One.
As someone who can't walk in even 2" heels without falling on my ass (yep, I'm a klutz), I'm in awe of the fact that she is walking, on straw, on uneven ground - of course, maybe that's why she's holding her girls' hands so tightly - wearing those whatever-they-are things on her feet.
(I'm, now, running away. It was nice meeting you sluts. Sorry I said something nice about this strange creature. You can hate me now.) :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 12, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I have a horrible feeling that over half of the Hollywood offsring are going to go "Menendez Brothers" on their skank-parents. Trust.
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YAY! Who first? Spamela Anderson's kids? Saint Angie's kids? (here come da Brangeloonies) Dickhole Ritchie's spawn?
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“I think the Straight Talk Express lost a wheel on that one.” - Barack Obama
Submitted by ocd can be good on October 12, 2008 - 1:59pm.
You just know that Heidi and Spencer are planning an oh, so cute photo op moment in the pumpkin patch upon spotting these photos.
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AAAAAUGHHHHHHHH SHUT UP!!!
:D
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 12, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Imagine the trauma when her kids grow up enough to see what a skanky fembot their mother is. I'm still waiting for Pam Anderson's sons to go on a shooting rampage from that one!
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I have a horrible feeling that over half of the Hollywood offspring are going to go "Menendez Brothers" on their skank-parents. Trust.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Have I been in a cave? Since when is frosty pink jammy cheap lipstick in fashion? Wow. My Auntie MooMoo is fashion-forward!
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“I think the Straight Talk Express lost a wheel on that one.” - Barack Obama
So over the skin-darker-than-the-fake-colored-hair shit... creeps me the fuck out!
And what's up with the lips?!?!?
*gags*
*where are we and why are we in this basket?*
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on October 12, 2008 - 2:06pm.
or a blow up doll with downs
I just noticed that Tori's creepy husband was showing the paps what The Hut's chi-chis look like: wonky nipples, and a mile apart.
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Just say no to prostitotion.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
She looks like she has Down's Syndrome in the first picture.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Imagine the trauma when her kids grow up enough to see what a skanky fembot their mother is. I'm still waiting for Pam Anderson's sons to go on a shooting rampage from that one!
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“I think the Straight Talk Express lost a wheel on that one.” - Barack Obama
mrs. k
i think she has ginge twinsies
freakin cute-love the pelo rojo!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
oh god...You know you've been on DListed too long when you think Marcia Cross is Phoebe Price.
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oy, so it wasn't only me.
good, I feel a little better now.
:)
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
That, too, Mrs. K.
I think it's a socio-economic thing. Not to be a snob, but I think it's true. If you go to Wal-Mart, there is a lot of that prostitot stuff. If you go to Baby Gap or Ralph Lauren, you won't see so much as a single sequin.
Maybe these people think there is some advantage to appearing sexually available that translates to upward mobility. I don't know. I know rich guys who might date a trashy girl, but they don't generally marry them. And that's the goal.
I went to school with lots of society girls. They might have acted slutty in private, but they never dressed slutty.
Submitted by angry mom on October 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
marcia's ginge kid is cute :)
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OMG, totally cute! Doesn't she have two of them?
Tori's little rugrat...mmmmmmmmmmm, not so much.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
oh god...You know you've been on DListed too long when you think Marcia Cross is Phoebe Price.
If you squint your eyes, she looks like a normal mother...who's floating off the ground.
You just know that Heidi and Spencer are planning an oh, so cute photo op moment in the pumpkin patch upon spotting these photos.
I've gained a new appreciation for the Empress of Lucite, compared to Tori Spelling. Then again, I'd venture to say most of us would look imperial next to Tori.
LCT - mais oui. Who else would it be? LOL.
psst Angel didn't recognize him.
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"I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand,"
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 12, 2008 - 1:53pm
You didn't miss out on anything; nothing worse than wearing those awful shoes and getting dirt in them or better yet, sunburn on your feet due to the lovely cut-outs in them....
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I guess Shauna is being economical with lucites.You don't have to buy a lot of shoes--they go with everything.
I confess to owning a pair (in 200-2001) before I knew they were stripper shoes. They went with almost anything, but I stopped using them immediately.
Submitted by radio siren on October 12, 2008 - 1:04pm.
WHY would she wear those lucite monstrocities to go pick out a pumpkin?
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They are her "trademark," and she has a reputation to maintain.
I applaud her consistency.
It's...admirable.
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"You're gonna sue me?! You know what you'll get!!?? Bupkis!"
Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on October 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
who would have thought she would look even more ridiculous in clothes?
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LOLOL I KNOW!!!
I'd love to see her closets.
Submitted by boomsy on October 12, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I totally forgot about Jellies! I don't think my mom (being an immigrant) bought them for me, she didn't get fashion trends. My friends had them though.
Hey - the kid on the left is wearing Abercrombie, no? So, there might not be any ironic sayings, but that place is def a primer for baby sluts and snobbery, for sure!
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
gyeah-
I totally adore your avvie and might have to swipe it --- so no offense if it shows up on MySpace or something~
(imitation's flattery or some such)
:D
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
When I was a kid, we used to take a pencil eraser and rub out the pupils of the models' eyes in my mom's Family Circle and Womans Day magazines. It makes the eyes white all the way through, like a zombie. It was very creepy and my mom HATED leafing through her magazines to find everyone with zombie eyes.
Anyway, it looks like someone did that to Shauna.
Ok - I'm going to offically proclaim that I'm totally over the SS posts~
Hate on me if you must... but you know I'm right.
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by Hekki on October 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I CANNOT understand why people are TRYING to turn their daughters into spoiled, entitled little bitches with attitudes.
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I cannot understand why people are trying to turn their seven year old daughters into tramps, hookers, slutz and hwores.
I see a lot of that.
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You know what really gridjes me? Not that he broke up with me, but that he acted like it was MY fault!
TITS is that Jean Poutine?
who would have thought she would look even more ridiculous in clothes? :S
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut: "They don't even have those tacky t-shirts with annoying phrases on them that girls aged 7-17 like to wear ("Princess", "Hottie", "Cumdumpster", etc.)"
LOL. I DESPISE that stuff. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
I CANNOT understand why people are TRYING to turn their daughters into spoiled, entitled little bitches with attitudes. They think it's cute when they're little girls. What happens when they're 14 and think they're entitled to get their asses serviced by college guys or they're throwing hissy fits to get a new BMW on their 16th birthday? And do you think Princess is going to wipe your chin when you get old? People who raise little princesses get exactly what they deserve.
*takes deep breath* Rant over.
Her face looks like a jack-o-lantern. So, it's fitting that she was at a pumpkin patch.
I said something nice, right?
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
She's wearing PANTS?!
And her bosoms are covered?
What the fuck happened?
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
We took the kids apple-picking yesterday and it was hell on earth. Everything was over-priced, you had to wait in line for everything and it was like the Bronx emptied out into that damn apple orchard.
But i have to say, those places rake it in! They take full advantage of parents wanting to give their kids a "fun experience".
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 12, 2008 - 1:25pm
I'm nowhere as near as graceful as Ms. Sand must be; I can't even walk in clunky heels. :(
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Another day, another glorious empress of lucite post. Really, I think that besides her tacky shoes and clothes, she doesn't seem to be committing any mortal sins. Have we seen any pictures of her out looking like she's been on a three-day bender like some people? Correct me if I'm wrong, but... I think MK may have a point in that she seems to be a reasonable mom.
At the very least her kids look like kids and are doing kid things (even if it's just for publicity on her part). They don't even have those tacky t-shirts with annoying phrases on them that girls aged 7-17 like to wear ("Princess", "Hottie", "Cumdumpster", etc.).
Snaps for Shauna!
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 12, 2008 - 1:25pm
Any child of the 80's (like myself) who wore Jelly shoes knows that plastic makes your feet sweat.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'