The Empress Of Lucite Is A Devoted Mother, Part II
The elegant natural beauty known as Shauna Sand was once again out with her daughters yesterday. The work of a mother goddess is never done. Shauna took her daughters to the pumpkin patch to probably pick out sizes for their new boobs. She's a hands on kind of mother.
The Empress of Lucite glided into the pumpkin patch looking like the Virgin Mary returning to the manger. Every step Shauna took with her exquisite lucite heels, the hay burned beneath her. It couldn't handle her holiness. She had to leave after a few minutes because the pumpkins couldn't handle her raw beauty and they started shaking in her presence.
I'm sure Tori the Hutt wasn't thrilled with the Empress making an appearance at the pumpkin patch. Shauna's gorgeousness only emphasizes the fact that Tori is one homely hag! She probably killed a few pumpkin's with her fugly mug. Yes, I'm taking my hangover out on her.
Others at the only pumpkin patch in Los Angeles where celebrity whores are allowed included Tori the Hutt's creepy husband, Marcia Cross and Spider-Man.
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Wow she must be really poor to have to wear the same shoes with everything she owns.
I'm beginning to really hate this freak-of-surgery and her fucking shoes.
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i hate to say this but tori's body is kind of looking hot.
Submitted by boomsy on October 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
And how do you know this? Plastic makes you feet sweat? Do you have something to confess? :P
*frosty I meant
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Oh, she looks terrible! Forsty lipstick gives yellow teeths, si si.
Poor Pumpkin Patch Kids :(
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This ho and this story are both uninteresting. She only wears those shoes because people are going to comment.
emo dood, 3rd pic, hit.
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The empress of lucite is wearing her high heels to a pumpkin patch, if that is her biggest crime, I'd say she's not doing too bad. Her kids look healthy, clean, and normal.
Looking into the abyss...
Tori's ginormous sunglasses and played out hipster t-shirt annoy me.
Empress of Lucite... eh. Dumbest ho that ever hoed.
Who the fuck wears those kind of shoes to a goddamn pumpkin patch?? All bundled up in a coat and everything - and open-toed lucite heels. WTF?
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Submitted by radio siren on October 12, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Ohhh, I just noticed Tori's gross husband holding up the two pumpkins to simulate chi-chis; God, he is creepy. His face looks like a serial rapist's.
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Creepy, or awesome?
I have to say, their son is really not attractive.
Ohhh, I just noticed Tori's gross husband holding up the two pumpkins to simulate chi-chis; God, he is creepy. His face looks like a serial rapist's.
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She's the poster child for "Bad Plastic Surgery" and why is she wearing a furry coat with sandals. Is it hot or is it cold?
Is this like the only pumkin patch in LA, and do they all get together and plan to go out at the same time, I wonder....
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WHY would she wear those lucite monstrocities to go pick out a pumpkin? It's ridiculous beyond words! Why is she denying herself even a few minutes of comfort? Is she doing penance for something?
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Her daughters are thinking "I cannot believe mom is wearing those damn shoes to a pumpkin patch."
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I hope she uses Clorox wipes on those shoes or something, because plastic makes your feet sweet. I wonder if those things stink to high heaven...
(That should be 'sweat', not 'sweet', though I'm sure MK would disagree...)
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
marcia's ginge kid is cute :)
empress scares me
dean is creepy
Her face would make one hell of a Halloween mask, especially with the nude irradescent lipstick.
I wonder if she'll have the heels professionally cleaned after that romp in the hay. It would be great if some animal poop got on them. Watch HER shake uncontrollably!
LOL!
I'm in love with her blonde daughter
OMG MOMMY! This is a fucking farm now! You're wearing those damn shoes AGAIN! Stop it, Mommy! They're gross!
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Lucite heels at the pumpkin patch. Run for the hills, folks. It's game over for Western Civilization.
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Her kids are pretty. At least she spenting time with her kids and carrying them to places that kids enjoy unlike spears.
she looks like a damn corpse!!